Chords for Frank Zappa - Make Me Laugh, TV Appearance
Tempo:
86.775 bpm
Chords used:
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

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He brings something to the show, fun or self-promotion.
for fun.
because I haven't done it yet.
my mother will see it.
craftsmanship.
lucky member of the studio [G] audience.
He is terrific.
[A] [G]
for fun.
because I haven't done it yet.
my mother will see it.
craftsmanship.
lucky member of the studio [G] audience.
He is terrific.
[A] [G]
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He brings something to the show, fun or self-promotion.
He says, [Ab] I'm not doing it for fun.
The most important thing about this [Eb] show is that my mother [D] sees me.
I don't know whether it's hard work because I haven't done it yet.
But the most important thing that will occur from me doing this television show is my mother will see it.
_ Colbert Foss reflects the tradition of quality and craftsmanship.
Now let's go back to the game and Bobby Vance!
We're ready to [N] meet our celebrity consultant right now, ladies and gentlemen.
We'll be playing for our lucky member of the studio [G] audience.
I want you to please welcome, he's a musician, he's a writer, he is a rock legend.
He is terrific.
His name is Frank [D] Colbert! _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [N] Now let's talk about your new album called Sheeker Booty.
Is that your new album?
It's one of them.
Okay, that's great.
I'm trying for an_
_ Oh, this is it.
Let's show this to everybody.
This is [Eb] fantastic.
Oh, yeah. _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] Is there anything you want to say before we close the coffin?
No, I'm good.
Okay, you ready for a taking a nap?
Yeah.
Okay, deal.
[G] I turn around, think he's talking to a comedian.
[D] I'm going to say, what's the matter?
[Gm] Oh, hey!
Hey, Frank, turn around.
I got so excited.
[D] You're going to be playing_ _
_ _ _ _ _ Do that for me.
Thank you.
_ _ _ _ _ [D] I'm looking for_
_ Diane DeVille.
Where [G] are you?
You can [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ win some super prizes right now and Johnny Gilbert is going to tell you what they are.
Well, just for playing Make Me Laugh with us, the lucky [C] member of our studio audience will receive a Dakota bedspread.
Very fluffy, beautifully [E] designed in contemporary applique graphics or [D] outline quilted traditional prints.
[Ab] Furnished by Dakota.
If our celebrity should last longer than one minute, we will have Skyway's newest luggage for easier handling on stairs, curves and tight places.
[Gb] Upright luggage on wheeled outdoor twist fabric in colors including blazer [Gm] blue furnished by Skyway.
If our celebrity lasts more than two minutes, [E] we will also add the Walloway recliner, an original concept by Berkline for comfort style and easier [Db] room arrangements.
Back remains just inches from the [A] wall, whether upright or fully reclined.
Don't just recline, Berkline.
And if [Ab] that isn't enough, if our celebrity should last the entire three minutes, we will also add a white Westinghouse washer and dryer with installation flexibility to stack in [D] 27 inches and fit side by side under counter.
They [E] cut operating costs by using less water, bleach and detergent [D] than top loaders.
Let's [G] see if they're all going to be yours.
Let's go back to Bobby. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ I am your fairy godfather. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ With a kiss of death for [E] me, you also get dinner and a movie.
_ My son, the tooth fairy, has told me that you wish to be gay.
Come _ _ _ _ _ _ to me on the day of my show.
[F] _ Well, perhaps I'll have to make you an offer you'll have to refuse.
_ [D] At any rate, I have arranged for you to attend the ball tonight at the home of Don Barzini, the gun fairy.
[G] _ New York Bruce or the Staten Island fairy as he is [Gm] known.
_ You'll take a ride in a 43-ton little pumpkin. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ Thought you could out [B]-duty me, didn't you?
I took one of these before the show. _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [G] Foods will make you [F] smart, you know that lecithin.
They find it in eggs.
You [G] need 30 milligrams a day to be [Gm] smart.
Every egg has 1.2.
[Eb] Check it out, man, you gotta eat two dozen eggs to be smart.
You got an exam, you gotta have an omelet the size of a throw rug.
_ [Gm] _ _ You can just keep some of these eggs right here, you know. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
[N] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
Terrific sports of technicals.
Frank's up.
[N] He's ready. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ All yours. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
He says, [Ab] I'm not doing it for fun.
The most important thing about this [Eb] show is that my mother [D] sees me.
I don't know whether it's hard work because I haven't done it yet.
But the most important thing that will occur from me doing this television show is my mother will see it.
_ Colbert Foss reflects the tradition of quality and craftsmanship.
Now let's go back to the game and Bobby Vance!
We're ready to [N] meet our celebrity consultant right now, ladies and gentlemen.
We'll be playing for our lucky member of the studio [G] audience.
I want you to please welcome, he's a musician, he's a writer, he is a rock legend.
He is terrific.
His name is Frank [D] Colbert! _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [N] Now let's talk about your new album called Sheeker Booty.
Is that your new album?
It's one of them.
Okay, that's great.
I'm trying for an_
_ Oh, this is it.
Let's show this to everybody.
This is [Eb] fantastic.
Oh, yeah. _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] Is there anything you want to say before we close the coffin?
No, I'm good.
Okay, you ready for a taking a nap?
Yeah.
Okay, deal.
[G] I turn around, think he's talking to a comedian.
[D] I'm going to say, what's the matter?
[Gm] Oh, hey!
Hey, Frank, turn around.
I got so excited.
[D] You're going to be playing_ _
_ _ _ _ _ Do that for me.
Thank you.
_ _ _ _ _ [D] I'm looking for_
_ Diane DeVille.
Where [G] are you?
You can [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ win some super prizes right now and Johnny Gilbert is going to tell you what they are.
Well, just for playing Make Me Laugh with us, the lucky [C] member of our studio audience will receive a Dakota bedspread.
Very fluffy, beautifully [E] designed in contemporary applique graphics or [D] outline quilted traditional prints.
[Ab] Furnished by Dakota.
If our celebrity should last longer than one minute, we will have Skyway's newest luggage for easier handling on stairs, curves and tight places.
[Gb] Upright luggage on wheeled outdoor twist fabric in colors including blazer [Gm] blue furnished by Skyway.
If our celebrity lasts more than two minutes, [E] we will also add the Walloway recliner, an original concept by Berkline for comfort style and easier [Db] room arrangements.
Back remains just inches from the [A] wall, whether upright or fully reclined.
Don't just recline, Berkline.
And if [Ab] that isn't enough, if our celebrity should last the entire three minutes, we will also add a white Westinghouse washer and dryer with installation flexibility to stack in [D] 27 inches and fit side by side under counter.
They [E] cut operating costs by using less water, bleach and detergent [D] than top loaders.
Let's [G] see if they're all going to be yours.
Let's go back to Bobby. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ I am your fairy godfather. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ With a kiss of death for [E] me, you also get dinner and a movie.
_ My son, the tooth fairy, has told me that you wish to be gay.
Come _ _ _ _ _ _ to me on the day of my show.
[F] _ Well, perhaps I'll have to make you an offer you'll have to refuse.
_ [D] At any rate, I have arranged for you to attend the ball tonight at the home of Don Barzini, the gun fairy.
[G] _ New York Bruce or the Staten Island fairy as he is [Gm] known.
_ You'll take a ride in a 43-ton little pumpkin. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ Thought you could out [B]-duty me, didn't you?
I took one of these before the show. _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [G] Foods will make you [F] smart, you know that lecithin.
They find it in eggs.
You [G] need 30 milligrams a day to be [Gm] smart.
Every egg has 1.2.
[Eb] Check it out, man, you gotta eat two dozen eggs to be smart.
You got an exam, you gotta have an omelet the size of a throw rug.
_ [Gm] _ _ You can just keep some of these eggs right here, you know. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
[N] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
Terrific sports of technicals.
Frank's up.
[N] He's ready. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ All yours. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _