Chords for Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It (Visualizer)

_ [Eb] _ _ [Ebm] _ [Db] Right about that [B] time people, _ _
_ [Ebm] a fur trapper, _ [Dbm] _
who [B] was strictly from commercial, _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ [Gb] _
_ [B] _ _ [D] _ _ [Ebm]
had the
unmitigated [Db] audacity [B] to jump up from behind my igloo.
_ [Db] _ [Ebm] _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Bm] _
_ And he started in the [Eb] whipping on my favorite baby seal, _ [C] _ [B]
with a lead filled _ [Db] [Ebm] snowshoe.
_ _ _ _ [C] _ [Gbm] _
_ [B] I said, [Eb] with a lead _ _ _ _ [B]
filled _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _
_ snowshoe.
_ [Gbm] He said [B] peekaboo.
_ _ [Eb] With a lead _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ filled _ [Ebm] _ _
snowshoe.
_ _ [A] He said peekaboo.
_ _ [Ebm] He went right upside the head of [Gbm] my favorite baby seal.
He went whap!
With a lead filled [Ebm] snowshoe.
Hit him on the [Gb] nose and he hit him on the fin.
_ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Db] _ [Eb]
That got me just about as evil [C] as an [B] Eskimo boy can be.
_ [Ebm] _
So I bent down and I reached [Gb] down and I scooped out and I gathered up a generous
mitten [D] full of the deadly [Ebm] _
_ yellow _ _ [B] _
[A] snow.
The [D] deadly [Ebm] yellow snow from right there where the [Ab] huskies [B] go.
_ _ [Db] _ _ _ [Ebm] _
Whereupon I proceeded to take [Db] that mitten [B] full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all
into his [Ebm] beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion [B] hitherto unknown to the people
in this area, but destined [Ebm] to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology.
[B] Here it goes now,
the circular motion.
[Ebm] Rub it.
_ _ _ [B] _ _
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[Eb] And then in a fit of [B] anger I, _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ _ [B] and I pounced again.
_ _ [Ebm] _ _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _
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Jumped up and down the chest of [Bm] a_
_a
_ _ [B] _ _ [Eb] _
ginger.
_ _ _ [C] _ [B] _
_ _ [Db] _ _ [E] _ [Eb]
Well he was very upset as you [B] can understand _ _ _ _ [Ebm]
and rightly so [C] because [B]
the deadly yellow [Eb] snow crystals
had _ _ [B] deprived him of his sight [Ebm] and he stood up [Db] and he looked around and he [Gbm] said [Eb] I can't see.
_ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [Gb] I [Eb] can't see.
_ _ _ _ [B] _
_ [Db] _ _ _ [Ebm] Oh no with me.
[Bb] _ [B] _
_ _ _ [Ebm] I can't see.
_ _ _ _ [Gb] _
_ _ [Gbm] _ _ [Ebm] _ _
_ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [B] _
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_ _ _ _ _ [Abm] _
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_ He _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ [Ebm] _ took a dog [Eb] doo snow [Gb]
cone and stuffed it in my right [Ebm] eyes.
He took a dog doo [Ab] snow [Gb] cone and
stuffed it in my [B] other [Ebm] eyes.
And the husky wee wee, I mean the [Ab] doggy [B] wee wee has blinded me
[D] and [Ebm] I can't see _ _ [Ab] temporarily.
_ _ _ _ [D] _ [Eb] _
Well the fur [B] trapper _ stood there _ _ [Eb]
with his arms outstretched
[B] across the frozen white wet [Db] land [Ebm] _
trying to figure [C] out what he's going to do [B] about his
deflected eyes.
[Eb] And it was at that precise moment that he [Cm] remembered an [B] ancient Eskimo legend
[D] wherein [Eb] it is written _ on whatever it [B] is that they write it on up there [D] that [Eb] if anything bad ever
happens to your eyes [Db] as a result of some sort of conflict [D] with [Ebm] anyone named Nanook, _ _ [Gb] the only way
you can get it fixed up [D] _ [Eb]
is to go trudging across [B] the tundra mile after [Db] mile. _
[Eb] _ Trudging across the
[B] _
right down to the [Db] parish [Eb] of Saint Alfonso. _ _ _