Chords for FREAKIN' AT THE FREAKERS BALL / 3. Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out

_ [D] Oh, Sarah Cynthia [A] Sylvia Stout _ would not [B] take [D] the garbage out.
[G] She'd wash the dishes [D] and scrub the pans, [A]
cook the [D] hams and spice the [G] hams,
and though her parents [D] would scream and shout, [G] [A] she simply would not take [D] the garbage out.
_ _ And so it [A] piled up to the ceilings, _ [F] coffee [D] grounds, potato peelings, brown bananas [G] and rotten peas,
[A] chunks of sour [D] cottage cheese.
It filled the [G] can, it covered the floor, [A] it cracked the windows and blocked the door
[Dm] with bacon [A] rinds and chicken bones, drippy [Dm] ends of ice cream [G] cones, prune pits, peach [Dm] pits, orange peel,
[A]
gloppy [D] clumps of cold oatmeal, [G] pizza [D] crust and withered [A] greens, soggy [G] beans and tangerines,
crusts of [A] blackburned buttered toast, grisly bits [N] of beefy roast.
The garbage rolled on down, [A] it raised the roof, [D] it broke the walls, I mean greasy napkins, cookie crumbs,
[A] blobs of gooey [Dm] bubble gum, [G]
cellophane from old bologna, rubbery [A] blubbery macaroni, peanut butter cake,
[N] dry curdled milk and crusts of pie, rotting melons, dried up mustard eggshells mixed with lemon, custard,
cold french fries and rancid meat, yellow lumps of cream of wheat.
_ At last the garbage reached so high that finally [E] it touched the [N] sky and none of her friends would come to play
and all the neighbors moved away and finally Sarah Cynthia Stout said,
Okay, I'll take the garbage out.
[D] But then of [A] course it was too late, the garbage [D] reached across the state from New York to [A] the Golden Gate
and there in [D] the garbage she did [A] hate for Sarah [D] met an awful fate [A] that I [Dm] cannot right now [A] relate
because [D] the hour is much too late.
But [A] children remember Sarah Stout and always _ take the [B] [D] garbage _ out.
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