Chords for Freddie Mercury funny moments (part 1)

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Ready to go and do this?
Yeah, hang on. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] Everybody looks at _ me on stage and they think that's how I am, like arrogant and that's
the way I am.
And when you look at me now, I'm quite boring, really.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] Hi, my name's Kim [N] Basinger.
I'm Freddie Mercury.
I don't know if they want us to go.
Do you want us to go? _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I could get married and divorced in that time.
You still fight like [C] kids.
Every time I'm in the same room with Brian, within five minutes we sort of_ Spark slime.
I haven't hit him yet.
_ [Ab] But there's still time.
How does it feel it's the end of a day like that?
Do you like your job in [E] an evening like that?
I love my [D] job, but I hate talking to people like you.
_ _ _ _ [F] _ We were just checking into one of the hotels and we realised that Bohemian Rhapsody had
gone to number one.
The [Bb] four of us were in a lift jumping up and down and the fucking lift stopped.
So there we are.
I thought, my God, here's the number one group in England.
We're going to suffocate in this damn lift.
I don't know, we were doing really well.
I [E] hardly read books, you know.
That's a [Eb] waste of time.
People are going to kill me for this.
The rest of the guys have houses in LA.
I assume [D] you mean the other members of Queen.
Yeah, who [Dm] do you think I am?
What are their names again?
I'm sorry.
Stop that shit.
It's [N] Brian, Roger and John.
Roger and John, yes.
I sometimes forget them too. _
_ _ _ _ Listen, if you guys want to move around and shift your asses a little, it's okay.
It's okay by us, right?
_ _ You can take all your clothes off if you like too.
[A] _ _ [N] Fuck off. _
[E] We all do different things.
[Dm] Don't leave me to just the boredom.
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_ _ [D] _ _ _ [Ab] I think most people thought that I would be the first one to have a solo album
and then the band, you know, Queen would break up and all that.
But here you are, after 13 years, four old ladies are still rocking away.
You missed the rest of the guys?
[B] No.
I'm [Bb] sleepy.
_ [N] He'll be the leader of the band.
It's you two.
I'm not the leader of the _ [D] _ _ [E] _ _ _
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[G] _ _ _ [Ab] _ [E] band.
This time I am.
I am the leader of the group, yeah.
_ _ _ [F] Do you think you're going to get to heaven?
No, I don't want to.
You don't want to?
No, hell's much better.
Look at the interesting people that you're going to meet down there.
You're going to be there too, you know.
Who plays on the album?
Is that a sort of surprise [Ab] guest?
Yeah, me.
What about the actual work [Gb] in the studio when you four come together
and everybody wants to bring his side of songs?
Yeah, that happens all the time, [G] yeah.
It sounds like having also_
[A] It's like a cockfight, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah, four cocks fighting.
God, it's getting nice, this. _ _
_ _ _ [E] At the desk, _ _ this voice, and it was Sid Vicious who'd come in
and he was clearly the worst for wear.
Sid came in, Sid was a moron, you know, he was an idiot.
And he called into the room,
have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses yet?
I called Sid Vicious, I called him Simon Ferocious or something
and he didn't like it at all.
I said, what are you going to do about it?
Fred went up and took him by the lapels and pushed him at the door.
He hated the fact that I could even speak like that.
Right.
[Eb] Then_
So we went, I think we survived that test.
Will your double double kitties only [Ab] want to disappear? _
[E] A surprise for the Brazilian people in the Rock and Roll Festival?
The festival, yeah, it's me.
I am the [G] surprise.
OK, [Ab] it's possible a little demonstration?
A demonstration?
You want a demonstration?
Are you mad?
Pay me.
No, [E] I don't have money.
Then you don't get a demonstration.
When they stop buying our records, then I'll say goodbye and do something else.
Become a strip artist or something.
Yeah?
To what music would you strip?
What music would you use?
All the songs I've [G] written.
I'm like, come on.
One of them likes to say that_
[Bm] If I don't like it_
Do you like the lyrics?
[Bb] Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
No, I'm not going to sit there and say, [D] yes, the song is good.
They come and tell you that.
Of course, of course they do.
I tell them to fuck off.
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_ _ _ _ What's the fresh element now in the new [G] tour?
It's me, my costume.
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[Gb] How would you describe yourself as an artist?
Would you say that you [Gb] are a very organized person, [Fm] a very spontaneous person?
Or how would you say?
No, myself as an artist?
I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear. _
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