Chords for Freddy Vs Jason Rap Battle (Friday The 13th Vs Nightmare On Elm Street Halloween Horror Parody)

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Take these demons [D] back, we can't [Ab] hold them, they're [F] destroying [Eb] our land.
[C] We'll launch states online in [A] a pool of his blood, [Ab] when the monster creeps _ [Bm] _ [Cm] in.
It's Friday the 13th, I can't wait, [G] there's no better way to send the kids to sleep.
[Eb] Five minutes to play, don't know if I can't stoop to be a [F] theriot, now I land now, [Eb] I'm
a different pig.
I'm WarHeads League, watching Warheads tease teens, [G] how they come through Wetbutts, and
then they tell my chanteens.
[Eb] Get creative with the kills, you got 12 down, boom!
[B] Who's watching this crap, well, it's not me.
[C] It's Friday the 13th, it's scary, the truck [Cm] gonna work on a Monday morning.
You need some new shoes, you look [C] really tiny, these cracks should match with the mask you're wearing.
Don't you run after people, you're so damn lazy, nobody's screaming, stop chasing me!
I know that you should learn all, cause your mom got a [C] top up
You listen and watch, I'm surprised you are so soft
Take these demons [A] back, we can't [Ab] hold them
They're [Gm] destroying [Eb] our house
[C] We'll all say to mine in [A] a pool of his blood
[Ab] When the monster creep _ [D] in [Eb] Worse, [Cm] mom
Wow, you're one hell of an enemy
[D] The only way to beat you is drink some coffee
[Eb] Are you proud of being the same league as [F] Cosby?
Wait till they're asleep, [Eb] then do them [Cm] dirty
I killed hundreds, my evil broke the dial
[G] But even I'm second, battling a [Eb] pedophile
The only thing grosser than what gets you off
Is a red and green sweater you never take off
[C] Your pills, well I take your pills with liquor
And I don't wanna [Cm] be Dr.
Tripper
My films might lead to the lake [C] of sock gas
But the fear of these summer cows will always last
Your punks don't scare me, I break my what they seek
Cause we're a fun ball sack, [Cm] man, damn you're ugly
In fact, if I'm [C] asked, you need it more than me
And I'm a deep-born rank of zombie
Take these demons [A] back, we can't [Ab] hold them
They're [Dm] destroying [Eb] our house
[C] We're a fun ball sack
_ _ [D] Full of this blood
[Ab] When the monster creeps _ [D] _ [Eb] in
Bring me [Cm] James James?
Oh my banger, that smells [G] like teen spirit
[D] You must hate Nirvana
[Ab] No words, just cha-cha-cha
You gotta stomp [F] on what I rested, your [Eb] sentence will last forever
But this is the life of a serial killer
[G] You hit the snap, crack, pop, then disappear
[Ab] Your films look perfect on a day to seal the deal
[G] Not so boring, I always get to know us [Cm] Kills
Ready, I'll feed a monster cannon called [G] Screen
For a more terrifying set of trees
Say [Ab] your for he's a jelly cabela
[F] For he's a [Eb] jelly cabela
I said Trendsworm, man, always called for [G] popular
I got more kills than any other horror [Eb] character
You rely solely on the look of your glove
Your non-mom could've done what sound works, she made [C] love
Take these demons back, [Cm] we can't hold them
[C] They're destroying our house
_ We're a fun ball sack
Full [Cm] of this blood
When the monster creeps in
[C] Bring me James
What?
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[Gb] The lights go [Bb] out, the dark comes
[Eb] _
You're a [B] monster
I hate this [Gb] game
Do [Bb] you recall a [B] witch's name?
[Ab] Ha ha ha ha
_ Lights [Bb] go out, the dark comes [Eb] in
You start [B] to scream