Chords for Frictionless Wipe

_ _ _ [B] I ate Chipotle, [C#] my stomach [C#] exploded My tummy's turning [D#m] so I head to the toilet
[B] _ I take a seat [C#] and I let out my duty [F#] I grab some paper [D#m] and I scrape at my booty
_ _ _ [B] It's a frictionless wipe and [C#] now I'll be here all night
I [F#] slide across the one ply [D#m] like I'm riding on ice
I [B] had a frictionless wipe, my [C#] hand is cramping tonight
I [F#] made a human by the slide, [D#m] every wipe is not white
I [B] had a frictionless wipe, a [C#] frictionless wipe, _ a [F#] frictionless _ [D#m] _ _ _ _ [B] _
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_ _ _ [D#m] _ _ wipe _
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ Systems [F#] overloaded, I pop a squat and [D#m] then I empty a load [B] in
Spread my cheeks [C#] and unleash an explosion
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It doesn't matter [D#m] if I crumble or fall, they [B] got rid of the frictionless wipe
And [C#] now I'll be here all night, I'm [F#] numb in both of my thighs
[D#m] I can't stand for my life, [B] cause of this frictionless wipe
My [C#] thoughts are sharp, even tonight, I [F#] glide across the one ply, [D#m] the plus side, the white side
[B] It's a frictionless wipe, a [C#] frictionless wipe, a [F#] frictionless, a frictionless wipe
[D#m] A frictionless wipe, a [B] frictionless, a frictionless wipe
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_ _ _ _ _ [C#] It's just a frictionless wipe, and [D#] now I'll be here all night
I [G#] slide across the one ply [Fm] like I'm riding on ice
[C#] I had a frictionless wipe, [D#] my hand is cramping tonight
I [G#] made a human by the slide, [Fm] every wipe is not white
I [C#] had a frictionless wipe
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