Chords for Fried Noodles
Tempo:
79.9 bpm
Chords used:
G
F
F#
C
Fm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[G] [C]
[G] [G#]
[F] Pussy pussy [F#] pussy, [F] can't you see?
You bitches can't do it like me [E] [F#] Motherfuckers stay mad [F] like you killed the
mom or something If you really didn't care, you'd let it be
I've been dying since day one, but y'all knew that
My dick like a maverick and it's too fat but dangerous
I'm the grimeyest motherfucker to walk this earth
The shit I do is way below dirty sewers and connoisseur
I'm [D#m] a flying reptile, a pterodactyl on [Fm] Adderall I got a [F#] bunch of scales that I dug up, you
never heard at all
I eat a dick, [E] little faggot, jeez, and furthermore You tryna [F] scrap with me?
I don't be faggot, I'm herbivore
[F#]
Crawled into the industry, a saturated circus [F] Manipulating like Hillary
[E] They say I'm crazy, but lately I've been defending me
Cause take [G] a look around, motherfucker, everyone's digging me
I live in a constant state [C] of fear and misery [Cm] No one will miss [G] me anymore
And I don't even notice when [C] I lose anymore, [Cm] anymore, anymore, [G] anymore
Pussy, [F] [F#] pussy, pussy, can't you read?
I'm a dirty old pussy eating freak
[A] Motherfucker's still mad [F#] like I killed their mom or something
If you really didn't care, [Fm] you'd let me eat
Uh, here we go again, I'll make jokes about your estrogen
That's pretty much the rest of [F#] this song, I'm russin' [F] everything
[D#] I'm a weird little entity that'll enter titties And bust all over the tummy and little nippies
I know I'm morbid at times, that's how I'd like to be
They call my dick a mammoth, you salty, you [Fm] gotta micro-D
[G#m] Class penis joke inserted with appropriate timing
Cause if I ain't got a penis line, I ain't dinin'
No homo, but seriously, I'm getting faded And my life is like my vids, low budget [Fm] and underrated
[B] Kids, the only way to succeed is to chip away at the soul
And hope that by the time you get there, [G] you ain't singing
I live in a constant state [C] of fear and misery [Cm] No one will miss me [G] anymore
And I don't even notice when [C] it hurts anymore, [Cm] anymore, anymore, [G] anymore
[F]
[G] [G#]
[F] Pussy pussy [F#] pussy, [F] can't you see?
You bitches can't do it like me [E] [F#] Motherfuckers stay mad [F] like you killed the
mom or something If you really didn't care, you'd let it be
I've been dying since day one, but y'all knew that
My dick like a maverick and it's too fat but dangerous
I'm the grimeyest motherfucker to walk this earth
The shit I do is way below dirty sewers and connoisseur
I'm [D#m] a flying reptile, a pterodactyl on [Fm] Adderall I got a [F#] bunch of scales that I dug up, you
never heard at all
I eat a dick, [E] little faggot, jeez, and furthermore You tryna [F] scrap with me?
I don't be faggot, I'm herbivore
[F#]
Crawled into the industry, a saturated circus [F] Manipulating like Hillary
[E] They say I'm crazy, but lately I've been defending me
Cause take [G] a look around, motherfucker, everyone's digging me
I live in a constant state [C] of fear and misery [Cm] No one will miss [G] me anymore
And I don't even notice when [C] I lose anymore, [Cm] anymore, anymore, [G] anymore
Pussy, [F] [F#] pussy, pussy, can't you read?
I'm a dirty old pussy eating freak
[A] Motherfucker's still mad [F#] like I killed their mom or something
If you really didn't care, [Fm] you'd let me eat
Uh, here we go again, I'll make jokes about your estrogen
That's pretty much the rest of [F#] this song, I'm russin' [F] everything
[D#] I'm a weird little entity that'll enter titties And bust all over the tummy and little nippies
I know I'm morbid at times, that's how I'd like to be
They call my dick a mammoth, you salty, you [Fm] gotta micro-D
[G#m] Class penis joke inserted with appropriate timing
Cause if I ain't got a penis line, I ain't dinin'
No homo, but seriously, I'm getting faded And my life is like my vids, low budget [Fm] and underrated
[B] Kids, the only way to succeed is to chip away at the soul
And hope that by the time you get there, [G] you ain't singing
I live in a constant state [C] of fear and misery [Cm] No one will miss me [G] anymore
And I don't even notice when [C] it hurts anymore, [Cm] anymore, anymore, [G] anymore
[F]
Key:
G
F
F#
C
Fm
G
F
F#
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [G#] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] Pussy pussy [F#] pussy, [F] can't you see?
You bitches can't do it like me _ [E] [F#] Motherfuckers stay mad [F] like you killed the
mom or something If you really didn't care, you'd let it be
I've been dying since day one, but y'all knew that
My dick like a maverick and it's too fat but dangerous
I'm the grimeyest motherfucker to walk this earth
The shit I do is way below dirty sewers and connoisseur
I'm [D#m] a flying reptile, a pterodactyl on [Fm] Adderall I got a [F#] bunch of scales that I dug up, you
never heard at all
I eat a dick, [E] little faggot, jeez, and furthermore You tryna [F] scrap with me?
I don't be faggot, I'm herbivore
[F#]
Crawled into the industry, a saturated circus [F] Manipulating like Hillary
[E] They say I'm crazy, but lately I've been defending me
Cause take [G] a look around, motherfucker, everyone's digging me
I live in a constant state [C] of fear and misery [Cm] No one will miss [G] me anymore
_ _ And I don't even notice when [C] I lose anymore, [Cm] anymore, anymore, [G] anymore
_ Pussy, [F] [F#] pussy, pussy, can't you read?
I'm a dirty old pussy eating freak
_ [A] Motherfucker's still mad [F#] like I killed their mom or something
If you really didn't care, [Fm] you'd let me eat
Uh, here we go again, I'll make jokes about your estrogen
That's pretty much the rest of [F#] this song, I'm russin' [F] everything
[D#] I'm a weird little entity that'll enter titties And bust all over the tummy and little nippies
I know I'm morbid at times, that's how I'd like to be
They call my dick a mammoth, you salty, you [Fm] gotta micro-D
[G#m] Class penis joke inserted with appropriate timing
Cause if I ain't got a penis line, I ain't dinin'
No homo, but seriously, I'm getting faded And my life is like my vids, low budget [Fm] and underrated
[B] Kids, the only way to succeed is to chip away at the soul
And hope that by the time you get there, [G] you ain't singing
I live in a constant state [C] of fear and misery [Cm] No one will miss me [G] anymore
_ _ And I don't even notice when [C] it hurts anymore, [Cm] anymore, anymore, [G] anymore
_ [F] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [G#] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] Pussy pussy [F#] pussy, [F] can't you see?
You bitches can't do it like me _ [E] [F#] Motherfuckers stay mad [F] like you killed the
mom or something If you really didn't care, you'd let it be
I've been dying since day one, but y'all knew that
My dick like a maverick and it's too fat but dangerous
I'm the grimeyest motherfucker to walk this earth
The shit I do is way below dirty sewers and connoisseur
I'm [D#m] a flying reptile, a pterodactyl on [Fm] Adderall I got a [F#] bunch of scales that I dug up, you
never heard at all
I eat a dick, [E] little faggot, jeez, and furthermore You tryna [F] scrap with me?
I don't be faggot, I'm herbivore
[F#]
Crawled into the industry, a saturated circus [F] Manipulating like Hillary
[E] They say I'm crazy, but lately I've been defending me
Cause take [G] a look around, motherfucker, everyone's digging me
I live in a constant state [C] of fear and misery [Cm] No one will miss [G] me anymore
_ _ And I don't even notice when [C] I lose anymore, [Cm] anymore, anymore, [G] anymore
_ Pussy, [F] [F#] pussy, pussy, can't you read?
I'm a dirty old pussy eating freak
_ [A] Motherfucker's still mad [F#] like I killed their mom or something
If you really didn't care, [Fm] you'd let me eat
Uh, here we go again, I'll make jokes about your estrogen
That's pretty much the rest of [F#] this song, I'm russin' [F] everything
[D#] I'm a weird little entity that'll enter titties And bust all over the tummy and little nippies
I know I'm morbid at times, that's how I'd like to be
They call my dick a mammoth, you salty, you [Fm] gotta micro-D
[G#m] Class penis joke inserted with appropriate timing
Cause if I ain't got a penis line, I ain't dinin'
No homo, but seriously, I'm getting faded And my life is like my vids, low budget [Fm] and underrated
[B] Kids, the only way to succeed is to chip away at the soul
And hope that by the time you get there, [G] you ain't singing
I live in a constant state [C] of fear and misery [Cm] No one will miss me [G] anymore
_ _ And I don't even notice when [C] it hurts anymore, [Cm] anymore, anymore, [G] anymore
_ [F] _ _ _ _