Chords for From God's Perspective

There's things I don't want to be misconstrued in my act that I feel often are.
I don't want you leaving my show thinking that I think I know better than people or
that I think I'm better than people in general.
_ Okay, I just wanted to put that out there.
This is a song from the perspective of God.
_ [Fm] _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [Am] The books you think [F] I wrote are way too [C] thick.
_ _ _ [G] [Am] Who needs a [F] thousand [C] metaphors to figure [Em] out you [Am] shouldn't be a dick?
[F] And I don't watch you when you [C] sleep. _
_ _ _ [Am] Surprisingly, [F] I don't use my [C] _ [Em] omnipotence to be a [F] fucking creep.
You're not [Am] going [G] to heaven.
[F] _ Why the fuck would you [C] think I'd [G] ever kick it with [F] you?
None of you are [Am]
going [G] to heaven.
[F] _ There's a trillion _ [C] _ [G] aliens cooler [F] than you.
_ _ _ _ _ You shouldn't abstain [G] from rape just [A] because you think that I want [F] you to.
_ _ _ _ _ You shouldn't rape because [G] rape is a fucked up [C] thing to do. _
_ Pretty obvious, just don't fucking rape people, please. _
[D] _ _ _ [E] Didn't think I should write [F] that one down for you.
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[Am] I don't think _ [F] masturbation is [C] obscene. _
_ [Am] It's absolutely [F] natural [C] and the weirdest [Em] fucking thing I've [Am] ever seen.
You make [F] my job a [C] living hell.
_ I [Am] send gays to fix [F] _ [C] overpopulation.
_ [Em] And boy did that [F] go well.
You're not [Am] going [G]
to [F] heaven.
Eat a thousand _ [C]
crackers, [G] sing a [F] million hymns.
None of you are [Am] going [G] to [F] heaven. _
You're not my [C] children, you're a [G] bad [F] game of Sim. _ _ _ _ _ _
You shouldn't abstain [G] from pork just because you [C] think that I want [F] you to. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ You can eat [G] pork because why the fuck would I [D] give a shit?
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ I created the universe, think I'm drawing the line to the fucking [D] deli aisle?
[E] _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ [Am] You argue and you [F] bicker and [C] you fight.
_ _ _ _ [Am] _ [F] Atheists and Catholics, [C] Jews and Hindus [Em] argue day [Am] and night.
[F] Over what they [C] think is true. _
[Am] But no one [F] entertains the thought [C] that maybe God [Em] does not believe [F] in you.
You pray so [Am] badly [G] for [F] heaven.
Knowing any [C] day might [G] be the day that [F] you die.
But maybe life on [Am] earth could [G] be [F] heaven.
_ Doesn't just [C] the thought of it [G] make it worth [F] a try? _ _ _ _
_ _ My [C] love's the type [F] of thing [C] that you have [G] to earn.
And when [C] you earn [F]
it, you [C] won't need [G] it.
[C] My love's the type of [F] thing [C] that you [G] have to earn.
And when [C] you earn [F] it, you [C] won't need [G]
it.
[F] I'm not gonna [G] give you love just [E] cause I know that you want [F] me to. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ If you want [G] love, then the love has gotta [C] come from you. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Thank you very much. _ _ _ _