Chords for Fruitcakes

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I know about you people, I knew it was going to be wild tonight. _ _
_ _ _ _ It's so nice to see everybody again.
I hope this gets you off to a good holiday start. _
So for all those fruitcakes from the Orlando area, we've been in the video and all you
fruitcakes high up in the balcony up there.
Watch out now.
_ It [N] takes one to know one.
Let's talk about some [G] fruitcakes. _ _ _
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All right, are we ready? _ _ _
Something's happening.
Never change like the mentality of this crowd.
_ Let's go. _ _
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[G] _ _ [C] Fruitcakes [G] in the kitchen.
Fruitcakes on the street.
Fruitcakes [C] on the street.
Fresh and naked [G] food across walking.
[C] [G] Middle of the week.
Half baked cookies in the oven.
Half [C] baked people on [G] my bus.
People on the bus.
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in every one of us. That's [C] right.
Paradise.
[G] Lost and [A] found.
Paradise.
[G] Take a look around.
I was out in California [D] where I hear they [G] have it all.
[C] They got riots, [G] fires, mudslides.
They got sushi in the mall.
Water bars and brontosaurus [C] and Chinese [G] modern lust.
Shake and bake lies with [C] weight.
The [G] secret's in the crust.
[C] Fruitcakes [G] in the kitchen.
Fruitcakes in the kitchen.
Fruitcakes on the street.
Fruitcakes [C] on the street.
Fresh and naked [G] food across walking.
[C] [G] Middle of the week.
Half baked cookies in the oven.
[C] Half baked people [G] on my bus.
People [C] on the bus.
A little [G] bit of fruitcake left in every one of us.
[C] The [G] government.
_ [D] Talk about [G] fruitcakes.
Yeah, they lost that Martian rocket [D] ship.
The high paid [G] spokesman said, [C] looks like that [G] silly rocket ship done lost its [Em] cone shaped head.
[C] We spent 90 [G] trillion dollars [C] to get a [G] look at Mars.
I hear universal laughter [C] ringing out [G] among the stars.
[C] _ [G] Fruitcakes in the galaxy.
Fruitcakes on the beach.
Fruitcakes [C] on the beach.
Suddenly get [G] towards eternity.
[C] Over on the space [G] coast.
Go, go, bee.
Half baked cookies in the oven.
[C] Half baked people [G] on my bus.
People [C] on the bus.
A little [G] bit of fruitcake left in every one of us. _
Religion.
Get [C] some.
[G] Here we go.
[Gm] May I coop up, may I [D] coop up, may I maximus coop up.
May I coop up, may I coop up, may I maximus [C] coop up.
In church.
[G] The air is steeper.
Religion's in the hands of those crazy ass [C] people.
Television preaches with bad hair and [D] dimples.
The god darn [G] truth is it ain't that [C] simple.
It's the food is in you.
It's the pig in me.
It's the Muslim in [G] him.
She's Catholic ain't [C] she?
It's that born again look.
It's the [A] wise man that do tell that.
He's Rostov on it.
And that is proof.
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She said you gotta do your fair share.
[C] Now cough up [G] half a pimp.
I treat this body like a temple.
You treat yours like a pimp.
[C] But the right word [G] at the right time.
[C] Make it need a [G] little hug.
And that's the difference between lightening and [C] a harmless [G] lightning bug.
[C] Fruitcakes [G] in the kitchen.
Fruitcakes on the street.
Fruitcakes [C] on the street.
Cruising [G] towards the millennium.
[C] Like it's going to be here [G] next week.
Less than two years to that millennium.
That's a science fiction fact.
[C] Stanley Kubrick [G] and his buddy Hal.
Now don't look that abstract.
So [A] I'll put on my [G] Bob Marley tape [Am] and practice what [G] I preach.
Get jealous in the reggae band [Dm] as I walk [G] along the beach.
[C] Same touch, [G] my insanity.
There really is no other way.
[C] It's a jungle out [G] there kiddies.
[C] Have a very [G] fruitful day.
_ _ Fruitcakes [C] in the kitchen.
Fruitcakes [G] on the street.
[C] Strutting naked [G] to the crosswalk in the middle of the week.
[C] Half baked cookies [G] in the oven.
[C] Half baked cookies on [G] my foot.
[C] There's a little [A] bit of fruitcake left [D] in every [G] one of us.
Look around.
[C] [G] I see them everywhere. _
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Thank you. _ _ _
It's Labor Day weekend. _ _
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Well we're glad to have you [F] here.
But we're not staying here on the Cape very long because we have to board our little homemade rocket ship tonight.
We're heading up to the lunar surface to have a little [A] vacation.
Well deserved for all you parrot heads out there. _ _
_ [N] It looks like we've got a fine crew out there tonight.