Chords for Funniest match game ever!

In the middle of round two and we come to Farnesha's question.
She needs two to tie, Farnesha, and three to win.
_ Robbie the Robot said,
My wife, Roberta, has a pencil sharpener built in.
To get a sharp point, you stick a pencil into her blank and_
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_ _ [C#] There will be no audible manifestations _ [G#] of any kind to grab this [F#] question. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
You're not _ [C#] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ finished _ _ _
[A#] _ _ reading the question yet, you [C#] dingbats, so shut _ up, if you please.
[F#] _ _ _ You stick a pencil into her blank and spin her around. _ _
_ _ _ [F#] Do you understand? _
[E] _ _ My wife, Roberta, has a pencil sharpener built in.
To get a sharp point, you stick a pencil into her blank and spin [D] her around. _ _ _ _ _ _
Stick a pencil into her blank and spin her around.
But I'm in the question.
That's a good question.
_ _ See, I told you.
[D#m] _ _ [Gm] I told him this would take a long [G] time.
This is going to be one of those 20 minute questions because [Gm] it takes a little time to figure it out.
_ _ _ _ _ [D] He's stuck a pencil into her blank.
He's stuck a pencil into her blank.
Spin her around.
Stick a [D#] pencil into her blank and spin her around.
Now [G] I can enunciate on it.
Right.
_ He's not going to change with that.
Okay, this people_
All right, everybody ready? _ _
Farnesha.
Robbie the Robot said,
My wife, Roberta, has a pencil sharpener built in.
To get a sharp point, you stick a pencil into her blank and spin her around.
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_ Farnesha.
This way around or that way around? _ _
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_ _ _ [G] You _ _ _ may go either [C#] way you want. _ _
Makes no difference to me. _ _ _
Whatever you think the celebrities have done is what you are trying to do.
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[E] Put it in her mouth.
Okay, that's what she said.
What did she say?
[F#] She said put it in her mouth.
That would give you some eccentric spinning, wouldn't it?
[C#] Jimmy, what did you say?
_ _ _ _ Oh, right.
Mouth, huh?
Yeah.
_ Geez, right?
What's wrong with mouth? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well, you really got a lot of things on there.
How do you expect mouth?
What did