Chords for Funny Christmas Song by eminem LYRICS!!
Tempo:
88.95 bpm
Chords used:
C
F
G
D
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[C]
[D] [G] [C]
[D] Oh, what fun it is to ride from Detroit [C] to East Elm
Is this a white [C] Christmas?
Hell no, my man I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking
[F] fat [F] men You mean [Cm] Santa?
That boy's a b**** [D] She caught my mom Christmas Eve and [Gm] tried
to give her a d*** [C] For real, he's no joke
The guy don't play He tried to r*** way more than a one-horse
sleigh [F] Laughin' all the way, but [C] he's not laughing
today [G] We'll jingle more than it's due
Even the elves will pay [E] Come Christmas Eve, [C] old Nick's a goner
We'll be snackin' on deer, blitzin' and [F] donna
Not a question of when, not even a maybe [D] Have a drunk Miss Claus [G] say they jinglin', baby
[C] Give a new meaning to ho, ho, ho
Shake that skrrr bumpin' booty in the [F] snow So watch out Santa, [C] you jolly old troll
[G] We'll be strippin' that sleigh and leave you the [C] dole
Jingle
[F] one [C] more, it is too [D] [G] frozen All [C]
the way in [F] [C]
[G] [Fm] the game's hell, yeah, my friend
Grab [C] Rudolph's horns and see how far they've been
[F] When his nose turns red, [C] his head gets sent [D] Back out to the woods with his friend
Yeah, old friend, [C] oh, Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice
In fact, he'll have me listed as naughty twice [F] Not cause of the fight or [C] the Christmas gift
heist [G] But because of all the joke I laughed on his
wife [E] It's time for old Nick [A] to move, very tired
Before we roast his [C] n****s on a big-ass fire [F] Yes, I'm that fat, [C] yes, I'm that crude
I [D] mean, your ass is huge, [G] lose weight for real, dude
[C] All the cookies and milk, simply quite sick I mean, when's the last time you seen your
d***?
[F] I don't mean to throw a fit, and [C] I'm not one to be
But [G] every year I get underwear, socks, and shit
[C] [G] Jingle bells, [E]
jinglin' all [C] [N] the fun It is too [D] red in a drop of Chevrolet
[C] Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way
[F] Oh, what [C] fun it is to ride [G] From Detroit to East [D] L.A.
Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the [F] way
Oh, what fun [C] it is to [D] ride In a drop of [G] Chevrolet
[C] Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle
[F] all the [C] way
[G] To East L.A.
[N]
[D] [G] [C]
[D] Oh, what fun it is to ride from Detroit [C] to East Elm
Is this a white [C] Christmas?
Hell no, my man I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking
[F] fat [F] men You mean [Cm] Santa?
That boy's a b**** [D] She caught my mom Christmas Eve and [Gm] tried
to give her a d*** [C] For real, he's no joke
The guy don't play He tried to r*** way more than a one-horse
sleigh [F] Laughin' all the way, but [C] he's not laughing
today [G] We'll jingle more than it's due
Even the elves will pay [E] Come Christmas Eve, [C] old Nick's a goner
We'll be snackin' on deer, blitzin' and [F] donna
Not a question of when, not even a maybe [D] Have a drunk Miss Claus [G] say they jinglin', baby
[C] Give a new meaning to ho, ho, ho
Shake that skrrr bumpin' booty in the [F] snow So watch out Santa, [C] you jolly old troll
[G] We'll be strippin' that sleigh and leave you the [C] dole
Jingle
[F] one [C] more, it is too [D] [G] frozen All [C]
the way in [F] [C]
[G] [Fm] the game's hell, yeah, my friend
Grab [C] Rudolph's horns and see how far they've been
[F] When his nose turns red, [C] his head gets sent [D] Back out to the woods with his friend
Yeah, old friend, [C] oh, Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice
In fact, he'll have me listed as naughty twice [F] Not cause of the fight or [C] the Christmas gift
heist [G] But because of all the joke I laughed on his
wife [E] It's time for old Nick [A] to move, very tired
Before we roast his [C] n****s on a big-ass fire [F] Yes, I'm that fat, [C] yes, I'm that crude
I [D] mean, your ass is huge, [G] lose weight for real, dude
[C] All the cookies and milk, simply quite sick I mean, when's the last time you seen your
d***?
[F] I don't mean to throw a fit, and [C] I'm not one to be
But [G] every year I get underwear, socks, and shit
[C] [G] Jingle bells, [E]
jinglin' all [C] [N] the fun It is too [D] red in a drop of Chevrolet
[C] Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way
[F] Oh, what [C] fun it is to ride [G] From Detroit to East [D] L.A.
Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the [F] way
Oh, what fun [C] it is to [D] ride In a drop of [G] Chevrolet
[C] Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle
[F] all the [C] way
[G] To East L.A.
[N]
Key:
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] Oh, what fun it is to ride from Detroit [C] to East Elm
Is this a white [C] Christmas?
Hell no, my man I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking
[F] fat [F] men You mean [Cm] Santa?
That boy's a b**** [D] She caught my mom Christmas Eve and [Gm] tried
to give her a d*** [C] For real, he's no joke
The guy don't play He tried to r*** way more than a one-horse
sleigh [F] Laughin' all the way, but [C] he's not laughing
today [G] We'll jingle more than it's due
Even the elves will pay [E] Come Christmas Eve, [C] old Nick's a goner
We'll be snackin' on deer, blitzin' and [F] donna
Not a question of when, not even a maybe [D] Have a drunk Miss Claus [G] say they jinglin', baby
[C] Give a new meaning to ho, ho, ho
Shake that skrrr bumpin' booty in the [F] snow So watch out Santa, [C] you jolly old troll
[G] We'll be strippin' that sleigh and leave you the [C] dole
Jingle _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] one [C] more, it is too [D] _ [G] frozen All [C] _ _ _ _
_ the way in [F] _ _ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Fm] the game's hell, yeah, my friend
Grab [C] Rudolph's horns and see how far they've been
[F] When his nose turns red, [C] his head gets sent [D] Back out to the woods with his friend
Yeah, old friend, [C] oh, Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice
In fact, he'll have me listed as naughty twice [F] Not cause of the fight or [C] the Christmas gift
heist [G] But because of all the joke I laughed on his
wife [E] It's time for old Nick [A] to move, very tired
Before we roast his [C] n****s on a big-ass fire [F] Yes, I'm that fat, [C] yes, I'm that crude
I [D] mean, your ass is huge, [G] lose weight for real, dude
[C] All the cookies and milk, simply quite sick I mean, when's the last time you seen your
d***?
[F] I don't mean to throw a fit, and [C] I'm not one to be
But [G] every year I get underwear, socks, and shit
[C] [G] Jingle bells, _ [E] _
jinglin' all _ [C] _ [N] the fun It is too [D] red in a drop of Chevrolet
[C] Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way
[F] Oh, what [C] fun it is to ride [G] From Detroit to East [D] L.A.
_ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the _ [F] way
Oh, what fun [C] it is to [D] ride In a drop of [G] Chevrolet
[C] Hey, jingle bells, _ jingle bells Jingle _ _
[F] all the [C] way
_ [G] To East L.A.
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] Oh, what fun it is to ride from Detroit [C] to East Elm
Is this a white [C] Christmas?
Hell no, my man I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking
[F] fat [F] men You mean [Cm] Santa?
That boy's a b**** [D] She caught my mom Christmas Eve and [Gm] tried
to give her a d*** [C] For real, he's no joke
The guy don't play He tried to r*** way more than a one-horse
sleigh [F] Laughin' all the way, but [C] he's not laughing
today [G] We'll jingle more than it's due
Even the elves will pay [E] Come Christmas Eve, [C] old Nick's a goner
We'll be snackin' on deer, blitzin' and [F] donna
Not a question of when, not even a maybe [D] Have a drunk Miss Claus [G] say they jinglin', baby
[C] Give a new meaning to ho, ho, ho
Shake that skrrr bumpin' booty in the [F] snow So watch out Santa, [C] you jolly old troll
[G] We'll be strippin' that sleigh and leave you the [C] dole
Jingle _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] one [C] more, it is too [D] _ [G] frozen All [C] _ _ _ _
_ the way in [F] _ _ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Fm] the game's hell, yeah, my friend
Grab [C] Rudolph's horns and see how far they've been
[F] When his nose turns red, [C] his head gets sent [D] Back out to the woods with his friend
Yeah, old friend, [C] oh, Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice
In fact, he'll have me listed as naughty twice [F] Not cause of the fight or [C] the Christmas gift
heist [G] But because of all the joke I laughed on his
wife [E] It's time for old Nick [A] to move, very tired
Before we roast his [C] n****s on a big-ass fire [F] Yes, I'm that fat, [C] yes, I'm that crude
I [D] mean, your ass is huge, [G] lose weight for real, dude
[C] All the cookies and milk, simply quite sick I mean, when's the last time you seen your
d***?
[F] I don't mean to throw a fit, and [C] I'm not one to be
But [G] every year I get underwear, socks, and shit
[C] [G] Jingle bells, _ [E] _
jinglin' all _ [C] _ [N] the fun It is too [D] red in a drop of Chevrolet
[C] Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way
[F] Oh, what [C] fun it is to ride [G] From Detroit to East [D] L.A.
_ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the _ [F] way
Oh, what fun [C] it is to [D] ride In a drop of [G] Chevrolet
[C] Hey, jingle bells, _ jingle bells Jingle _ _
[F] all the [C] way
_ [G] To East L.A.
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _