Chords for Funny Honey
Tempo:
90.1 bpm
Chords used:
Ab
Fm
E
Dbm
Db
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[Ab] [E]
[Ab] For her first [E] number miss Roxy Hart would like to sing a song of [Ab] love and devotion
[Ab] Sometimes I'm right sometimes I'm wrong, [Fm] but he doesn't care
[Db] He loves me [Dbm] so that funny [Cm] honey of mine
[F] [Eb] [Ab] Sometimes I'm down
Sometimes I'm up, [Fm] but he follows round [Ab] like some droopy
loves [Dbm] me so [Dbm] that funny [Ab] honey of mine
[Ab] [E]
[Ab] For her first [E] number miss Roxy Hart would like to sing a song of [Ab] love and devotion
[Ab] Sometimes I'm right sometimes I'm wrong, [Fm] but he doesn't care
[Db] He loves me [Dbm] so that funny [Cm] honey of mine
[F] [Eb] [Ab] Sometimes I'm down
Sometimes I'm up, [Fm] but he follows round [Ab] like some droopy
loves [Dbm] me so [Dbm] that funny [Ab] honey of mine
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[Ab] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ For her first [E] number miss Roxy Hart would like to sing a song of [Ab] love and devotion
dedicated to her dear [E] husband Amos _
_ [Ab] _ Sometimes I'm right sometimes I'm wrong, [Fm] but he doesn't care
_ [Ab] _ _
_ _ _ [Db] He loves me [Dbm] so that funny [Cm] honey of mine
[F] _ _
[F] _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ Sometimes I'm down
Sometimes I'm up, [Fm] but he follows round [Ab] like some droopy
[Db] He _ _ loves [Dbm] me so [Dbm] that funny [Ab] honey of mine
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [Fm] He ain't no chic [G] that's no great physique and Lord [C] knows he ain't got the [Fm] smarts
_ _ [Cm] But look at that soul
I tell you that hole is a whole lot greater
[Eb] than the sum of his parts
_ _ And if you knew him like me
_ I know you'd agree
_ _ [Ab] _ What if the world
Slandered my name [Fm] why he'd be right [Ab] there
Taking the blame
[Db] He loves me [Dbm] so and it all [Cm] suits me fine
_ _ _ _ [F] I'm that funny, [Cm] sunny, [Db] honey _ [Eb] of [Ab]
your life
I mean supposing
Just supposing he had violated her or something.
[Fm] You know what I mean violated?
I know what you mean or [Ab] something think how terrible that would have been [Db] good thing.
I got home from work on time
I'm telling you that
He loves me [Dbm] so that funny [Ab] honey of mine
Name of deceased Fred [C] Casely.
Fred Casely?
How could he be a [Fm] burglar my wife knows him he sold us our furniture
[Gm]
He gave us 10% off
[G] Lord [C] knows he ain't got [Fm] the smarts
You told me he was a [Cm] burglar.
You mean he was dead when you got home?
She had him covered in the sheet
[F] And she's telling me some cock and bull story about this [Bb] burglar and how I ought to say I did it cuz I was sure
To [Eb] get off help me Amos.
She says it's my goddamn hour.
Now he's shot off his trap
[E] I can't stand [A] not look at him go
Rattling on me [Gbm] with just one more brain [A] what a cop would he be
[D] Boy I'm down at the garage working my balls [Dm] 14 hours a day
And she's out here munching on [Dbm] bonbons and trapping around like some goddamn [Gb] floozy
Thought she could pull the wool over my eyes.
I [Bm] wasn't born yet
I tell [D] you there's some things a man just can't take
And this time she [E] puts me to fuck
I'm not similar.
Boy [A] what a sap I was
[Am] _ _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ For her first [E] number miss Roxy Hart would like to sing a song of [Ab] love and devotion
dedicated to her dear [E] husband Amos _
_ [Ab] _ Sometimes I'm right sometimes I'm wrong, [Fm] but he doesn't care
_ [Ab] _ _
_ _ _ [Db] He loves me [Dbm] so that funny [Cm] honey of mine
[F] _ _
[F] _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ Sometimes I'm down
Sometimes I'm up, [Fm] but he follows round [Ab] like some droopy
[Db] He _ _ loves [Dbm] me so [Dbm] that funny [Ab] honey of mine
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [Fm] He ain't no chic [G] that's no great physique and Lord [C] knows he ain't got the [Fm] smarts
_ _ [Cm] But look at that soul
I tell you that hole is a whole lot greater
[Eb] than the sum of his parts
_ _ And if you knew him like me
_ I know you'd agree
_ _ [Ab] _ What if the world
Slandered my name [Fm] why he'd be right [Ab] there
Taking the blame
[Db] He loves me [Dbm] so and it all [Cm] suits me fine
_ _ _ _ [F] I'm that funny, [Cm] sunny, [Db] honey _ [Eb] of [Ab]
your life
I mean supposing
Just supposing he had violated her or something.
[Fm] You know what I mean violated?
I know what you mean or [Ab] something think how terrible that would have been [Db] good thing.
I got home from work on time
I'm telling you that
He loves me [Dbm] so that funny [Ab] honey of mine
Name of deceased Fred [C] Casely.
Fred Casely?
How could he be a [Fm] burglar my wife knows him he sold us our furniture
[Gm]
He gave us 10% off
[G] Lord [C] knows he ain't got [Fm] the smarts
You told me he was a [Cm] burglar.
You mean he was dead when you got home?
She had him covered in the sheet
[F] And she's telling me some cock and bull story about this [Bb] burglar and how I ought to say I did it cuz I was sure
To [Eb] get off help me Amos.
She says it's my goddamn hour.
Now he's shot off his trap
[E] I can't stand [A] not look at him go
Rattling on me [Gbm] with just one more brain [A] what a cop would he be
[D] Boy I'm down at the garage working my balls [Dm] 14 hours a day
And she's out here munching on [Dbm] bonbons and trapping around like some goddamn [Gb] floozy
Thought she could pull the wool over my eyes.
I [Bm] wasn't born yet
I tell [D] you there's some things a man just can't take
And this time she [E] puts me to fuck
I'm not similar.
Boy [A] what a sap I was
[Am] _ _ _ _ _