Chords for Funny song by a Marine

Starts off a little slow but it picks up so bear with me.
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[E] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] Then [G] suddenly to my surprise, [C] I looked up [G] and I saw her [C] eyes.
And I knew [G] it was love at [D] first sight.
And she [G] said, _ _ [B] turkuturkumumumajina.
_ [C] Turkuturkumumajina.
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[D] Maji girl I can't understand what you're saying.
And she said, _ turkuturkumumajina.
[G] Shurpa shurpa bakla. _
Maji girl I love you anyway.
I'm gonna need the clip. _ _ _
Yeah!
[E] _ _ [G] _ _ _ I need the whole thing.
_ _ Hang _ _ on.
_ Alright.
And she [E] said that she wanted me to [G] see.
She wanted me to [C] go meet her family.
[G] But I, well I couldn't figure out how to say no.
[E] Cause I don't speak [G] Arabic so she took me [E] down an older trail.
[G] And she pulled up to [C] a sergeant's area [G] jail.
Threw open [E] the door and I hit the [G] floor.
[D] Cause her brother and her father [G] shot him.
_ Turkuturkumumumajina.
Shurpa shurpa [Em] bakla.
[G] They pulled out their ray canes so I could [D] see.
And [G] they said, _ _ turkuturkumumajina.
Shurpa [C] shurpa bakla.
[A] So I grabbed her little [D] sister and put her in front [G] of me.
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As [G] the bullets began to fly.
Blood sprayed from between her [C] eyes.
And [G] then I laughed [D] maniacally. _ _
[C] Then I [G] hid behind the TV [Em] and I locked and loaded [G] my M16.
[C] I blew those little [G] gers to [D] eternity.
_ [G] And I said, turkuturkumumajina.
_ Shurpa [C] shurpa bakla.
[G] They should have known they [D] were working with the Marines.
[G] Ha ha!