Chords for FUNNY SONGS FOR KIDS: There's a Cow In My Soup

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_ _ _ _ _ _ You've been a great server
_ [F] _ Even though you're busy
[C] My food is really nice and hot [G] my drink is cold and _ fizzy
[C] Just one little thing [F] I almost hate to mention
_ [C] _ Maybe someone in the [G] kitchen wasn't paying close attention _ _ _
Cuz [C] there's a cow there's a cow in [F] my soup in my soup
That [C] might be why that might be why it [G] smells like it smells like cow [C] there's a cow
There's a cow in [F] my soup in my soup _
_ [C] It's not too [G] much trouble
[Am] Could you [G] remove [C] it now? _
_ _ _ _ _ I don't have a problem [F] with cows most of the time
[C] When they're out standing in their fields
[G] _ _
Everything's just _ fine
[C] Maybe I'm just picky [F] we're not in a great mood
_ [C] But I'm utterly _ unfrilled to have [G] one sitting in [C] my booth _ _ _ _
There's a cow there's a cow in [F] my soup in my soup
That might [C] be why that might be why it smells [G] like it smells like cow _
[C] There's a cow there's a cow in [F] my soup in my soup _
[C] If it's not too [G] much trouble [F] could you [G] remove [C] it now? _
_ _ _ _ I don't know how it got there.
[F] It's not a common thing
_ _ [C] In fact, this just might be the first [G] cow in my soup [A] I've seen
_ [C] So I'll believe you if you [F] say it won't happen _ again
[C] But it's eating all my salad [G] and that just [C] describes one itch _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] I tried salt and pepper, [C] but my soup did not taste better
_ [F] Then I tried some hot sauce, [C] but that just made [G] it wetter
_ [F] It's hard to slurp your soup
[C] When it smells just like wet leather, _ [G] it makes me think why don't cows shrink when they're in reed? _ _
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There's a cow [F] in my soup in my soup
That [C] might be why that might be why it [G] smells like it smells like cow
[C] There's a cow there's a cow in [F] my soup in my soup
_ _ [C] If it's not too [G] much trouble, [F] could you [G]
remove [C] it now? _ _ _ _ _
[F] It's one thing to be driving
[C] And see some distant cattle [F] but to have one fighting for my bread [C] is too much [G] of a battle
[F] And by the way, its tail [C] just splashed into my drink
[G] So now I think i'll throw my drink with all its stink right down the z
_ _ _ _ _ [C] There's a cow there's a cow in [F] my soup in my soup
That might [C] be why that might be why it [G] smells like it smells like cow
[C] There's a cow there's a cow [F] in my soup in my soup
_ _ [C] If it's not too [G] much trouble, _ [Am] could you [G] _ [C] remove it now?
If it's not too [G] much trouble, [F] could you _ [G] remove _ [C] it now?
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