Chords for Funny Songs Love Songs: Single Girl's Love Song

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[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I [C] hear my neighbors now downstairs I hear the guys [E] say I [G] don't care
They're fighting again _ It's 4am
[C] I hear a plate slam to the ground I hear the girls [G] shout out
I'm gonna freaking kill you If you eat my damn burrito [F] again
Every [Am] time [C] I turn around [D] _ [F] I hear the sounds of [C] love screaming out
[F] Or another friend [E] wants to tell me about [C] her latest breakthrough in [G] couples therapy
_ _ _ And they say not to worry there's someone [C] for me _ _ _ _
[E] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ I had a [E] friend call [C] me in tears A senior [Em] boyfriend of [G] one and a half years
Just broke up with her Through his Facebook [C] status
And even [E] though [C] he's kind of a jerk [Em] She says she's gotta find a way [G] to make it work
I ask like why and she's all Cause I don't wanna die [F] alone
_ Every [C] time I turn around _ [F] Another friend says she's [C] gotta work it out
[F] With stuff she saw on [C] a daytime talk show Antidepressants and [G] more therapy
_ _ Cause you can't be single and die alone I guess like _ me
[Am] _ Oh I [G] wanna know
Your _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ only choice in this [Am] whole wide world is to die alone
Or go [G] back to that guy That _ _ _ [C] freaky guy
I mean why does being a single woman [Am] mean you're gonna die alone
And be eaten by [G] your cats _ _
Can I get one of those medical alert [C] bracelets for [D] that? _ _
[C] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ [E] I have these friends [C] named Mary and Jane
[Em] They're the kind of couple that [G] dress the same
While they're in matching tainted costumes for some weird sketch [C] show
And [E] then they went so far
Just make that picture their Christmas [G] card
And I get it in the mail
And I was really [F] happy
Cause every once in a [A] while [C] I turn around
[F] And I see love that's [C] worth singing about
[D] _ [F] But until some guy's [C] willing to wear a ridiculous cute outfit [G] with me _ _
_ I don't think single's [C] a bad way to _ _
[Am] be
_ [G] Cause I'm having way more fun
_ _ [C] And I'm no longer [Am] stressed
Ordering pizza [G] for one
Pizza for one
Yum yum [C] yum yum yum
But my friends say
[Am] Christy you must be so [G] lonely _ _
Lonely, so lonely
[C] With such a lack of [Am] regular sex part
I really wish that they could [G] see _ _
[B] That being on my own these days _ _
Just feels like [C] love to me _ _ _ _
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