Chords for Funny Xmas Song - Wreck The Malls.wmv
Tempo:
95 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
G
Dm
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

Start Jamming...
[D]
[Dm]
[A] [G]
[D] Oh, your cat's born no good for [G] easy.
[A]
Push your charge card to the limit.
[Em]
[D] The tech book now has nothing [G] in it.
[A]
[Dm]
[D] Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie.
[A]
[D] Try to pay my bonus, Holly.
Ship her with their new tech system.
[Am]
Trade something for twisted [G] sister.
[A]
[D] [A]
[D] [Dm]
[D] [A]
[D] [Dm]
[C]
[D] Wreck the pet store, do some damage.
[A]
[D] Shoot the eagles on a rampage.
La la [A] la la la la la la la.
Acting [D] in an untruthful manner.
La [B] la la la la la [A] la la.
[D] Drop your piss and move in stance.
La la [A] la la la la la la.
[G] [D] [A]
[D]
[Eb]
[Dm]
[A] [G]
[D] Oh, your cat's born no good for [G] easy.
[A]
Push your charge card to the limit.
[Em]
[D] The tech book now has nothing [G] in it.
[A]
[Dm]
[D] Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie.
[A]
[D] Try to pay my bonus, Holly.
Ship her with their new tech system.
[Am]
Trade something for twisted [G] sister.
[A]
[D] [A]
[D] [Dm]
[D] [A]
[D] [Dm]
[C]
[D] Wreck the pet store, do some damage.
[A]
[D] Shoot the eagles on a rampage.
La la [A] la la la la la la la.
Acting [D] in an untruthful manner.
La [B] la la la la la [A] la la.
[D] Drop your piss and move in stance.
La la [A] la la la la la la.
[G] [D] [A]
[D]
[Eb]
Key:
D
A
G
Dm
Em
D
A
G
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ [G] _ _ _
[D] Oh, your cat's born no good for [G] easy.
_ [A] _ _
Push your charge card to the limit.
_ [Em] _
[D] The tech book now has nothing [G] in it.
_ [A] _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie.
_ [A] _ _
[D] Try to pay my bonus, Holly. _ _ _
Ship her with their new tech system.
_ _ [Am] _
Trade something for twisted [G] sister.
_ [A] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[D] Wreck the pet store, do some damage.
[A] _ _
[D] Shoot the eagles on a rampage.
La la [A] la la la la la la la.
Acting [D] in an untruthful manner.
La [B] la la la la la [A] la la.
[D] Drop your piss and move in stance.
La la [A] la la la la la la.
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ [G] _ _ _
[D] Oh, your cat's born no good for [G] easy.
_ [A] _ _
Push your charge card to the limit.
_ [Em] _
[D] The tech book now has nothing [G] in it.
_ [A] _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie.
_ [A] _ _
[D] Try to pay my bonus, Holly. _ _ _
Ship her with their new tech system.
_ _ [Am] _
Trade something for twisted [G] sister.
_ [A] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[D] Wreck the pet store, do some damage.
[A] _ _
[D] Shoot the eagles on a rampage.
La la [A] la la la la la la la.
Acting [D] in an untruthful manner.
La [B] la la la la la [A] la la.
[D] Drop your piss and move in stance.
La la [A] la la la la la la.
[G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _