Chords for Gacha Life AMV: The LEGO Movie 2 | Not Evil | Sung By Tiffany Haddish (READ DESCRIPTION)

_ _ _ _ _ Oh no, are we in a musical?
Hello friends, my name is Queen Weradra-Wanna-Boo.
Don't worry, I'm totally not one of those evil [D] queens
[G] you've read about in fairy [D] tales or seen in the movies.
[B] And there's no reason at all [G] to be suspicious [F#] _ [B] of me. _ _
_ _ _ _ I won't lie, it's actually very suspicious that you're leading with this.
I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans.
No, I'll carry him, Lord, if just wanna help where I can.
[G] I wouldn't shower you with gifts, [D] cause I'm [F#] selfless and sweet.
[B] So there's no reason at all to [G] be [F#] suspicious of [G] me.
Whatever [Bm] I wanna be, [D] the least evil queen [A] in history.
[G] And if you do [Bm] not believe me, I [D] totally won't imprison [A] your family.
Cause [G] that's evil, and [F#] that's so [B] not me.
I'm not a queen, I'm not a queen.
Really, because I'm getting super evil vibes here.
_ _ [Bm] Jenny, do you like spaceships?
Cause I think they are great.
How do you know that?
Loving spaceships is my one defining trait.
[G] Well now my good friend, you can build [D] the spaceship [F#] of your dreams on [G] your very own planet with your [D] own spaceship.
You know the thing.
_ [G] Come on, do not fall [D] for that.
Wild style!
Haven't [F#] you [Bm] heard?
There's no reason at all to be suspicious [F#] _ [B] of her. _
Yeah, I know she keeps saying that, but she's clearly an evil queen.
Yeah, well I'm not quite.
[Bm] _ That'll get a pirate without a ship, that's a fool.
It's like a spider without a web, or a queen without a fool.
[G] Even her metaphors are [D] suspicious.
I've got a [F#] surprise for you.
A [G] planet that's really a pirate ship in the [D] population of fools.
Her story checks out, she's cool, not [Bm] evil.
What about me?
You and the kitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine?
A lot.
Tense up by infinity.
Woohoo!
[G] And diamonds.
Don't try it [D] lady, I don't need anything.
[G] Oh I know, that's why I'm going to give [D] you half of [F#] everything.
Oh, like everything?
[B] Everything, everything.
She's rad, and she gets [G] me.
Here are some other adjectives people use [F#m] to describe me.
[B] _ Untriplicit, unmalicious, _ unconniving, [D] [B] unnasty.
You're clearly just adding un to words that describe you.
Who me?
[G] I'm queen.
Whatever _
[Bm] wanna be, [D] I never trick people [A] into trusting me.
[G] By hiding my true [Bm] _
personality, so [D] I can use it to accomplish [A] my evil deeds.
And [G] then be evil, and [F#] then so not [G] me.
I never cheat, I never [A] bribe, I never scheme, I never lie.
[Bm] And that wasn't a lie when I said just [D] now that I never lie.
Cause I never lie, [G] and I never laugh when children [A] cry.
And I never poison enemies of [Bm] mine.
And I never cry when I'm alone at [D] night.
Cause I'm not bad, I love my [G] life.
I'm getting off track, let me get [F#] back to the point.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] I'm queen.
Whatever _ [Bm] wanna be, I'm [D] only the evil person [A] you'll ever meet.
[G] If you make eye [Bm] contact with me, I [D] totally won't have you executed [A] _ immediately.
Cause that'd [G] be evil, _ evil, _ evil, evil.
[F#] And then so_ _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [N] _