The Night I Punched Russell Crowe Chords by Gaelic Storm

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[E] _ Here's a little story about someone that you know, he [F#m] was a right famous fella by [E] the name
of Russell Crowe.
I was working at a pub, he was smoking at the bar.
That's a [F#m] crime as all you know in [B] _ [E] California. _ _ _ _
_ [F#m] _ [E] So I sidled up the rail, right to where he stood.
I said, I'm sorry [F#m] Mr.
Crowe, [E] as nicely as I could.
You'll have to put that out now, throw it on the floor.
If you [F#m] don't I'll kick you out, I'll show you to the [E] door. _
_ _ _ [D#] _ [E] _ Well he squared right up to me, somewhat unsurprised.
Then he narrowed up his gaze, shot me daggers with his eyes.
If you think you're man enough, go ahead he said.
I was scared for [F#m] my life, so I dogged him in [E] the head.
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The closest I've come to ending up dead, [B] was the night that I punched [A] Russell Crowe.
The gladiator [E] in the head.
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He lifted up his hands, put them to his nose.
[F#m] Blood was running through his [B] fingers, dripping [E] on his clothes.
His bodyguards ran up, get him shot and [F#m] crowed.
Run, fight, chucky run and don't stop [B] until you get to [E] Mexico.
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[E] _ [A] The closest I've come to ending up dead, [B] was the night that I punched [A] Russell [E] Crowe.
The gladiator in the head.
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_ [A] The closest I've come to ending up dead, [B] was the night that I punched [E] Russell Crowe.
The gladiator in the head.
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[E] _ [A] You can't hit me, [B] I'm the Cinderella man. _
[A] I'm the master and [B] commander of Australia. _ _
[A] You can't hit me, because you're all an injurious [B] son of a_
_ I am _ _ _ [E] _ Maximus!
_ Oi, oi, [F#m] _ [E] oi!
Osi, osi, osi!
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