Chords for Game Grumps Remix: Fool the Humans

_ _ I was programmed to protect humanity.
I too am French, dog.
Beep, beep, beep.
Beep, beep, [E] beep.
My ears [D] contain my human [A] protection program.
Beep, beep, beep.
Beep, beep, [E] beep.
[D] Oops, my ear fell off.
[A]
Let's begin objective A.
_ [E] Kill [D] all humans.
Kill [A] all humans.
Primary objective, fool them all.
[E] Trick the humans with [D] inferior skills.
[F#m]
Almost got [E] a birdie, cause I'm a birdie.
[A] You fucked it up.
Objective B.
Ooh, ooh, [F#m] ooh, ooh, ooh.
Almost got [E] a birdie, cause I'm a birdie.
[A] No one will be alive to see it.
Might be tired.
Fool the humans [D] into thinking you're real.
[F#m] Fool the humans [E] into thinking you're real.
[A]
Fool the humans [D] into thinking you're real.
[F#m] Real, [E] real, real.
Hole in [A] one, baby.
Aye,alems and the marinade.
_ [E] Aye, alems and [D] the marinade.
_ [A]
Aye, alems and the marinade.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _
Eric Riner will eat us.
[E] We just have to wait [D] for him to be born, son.
[A]
McPeg's, Eric Riner.
_ [E] Blast [A] again.
Guess I can [F#m] use my computer vein.
[E] To calculate the [A] angles at which two hip balls hit a perfect shot
_ [F#m]
Shit shit, [E] fuck my life, [A] fuck my life
_ [C#] Who the human is [D] thinking you're real?
[F#m] Who the human is [E] thinking you're real?
[C#] Who the human is [D] thinking you're real?
[F#m] Real, real, [E] real, real
Who [A]
the human is [D] thinking you're real?
[F#m] Who the human is [E] thinking you're real?
[A] Who the human is [D] thinking you're real?
[F#m] Real, real, [E] real, real
Who the [A] human is thinking [E] you're real?
Who the human is [A] thinking you're real? _
Real, real, real, real
Who the human is thinking you're real?
[E] Real, [A] real, real, real
Who the human is thinking you're real?
_ [C#m]
Real, real, real, [D] real
_ [F#m] _ [E] _ _ _ [C#m] _
_ _ [F#m] Who [E] the human is [A] thinking you're real?
Real, real, real, real
_ _ [E] _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ [A] _ _ _ [F#m] _
[E] Now, I'm gonna hit this motherfucking [A] ball now
Holy shit, I really fucked up there
Holy shit, I really [F#m] fucked up
Now, I'm gonna hit this motherfucking [A] ball now
Holy shit, I really fucked up there
4 combo [C#m] bitch!
Who the human is thinking [D] you're real?
[F#m] Who the [E] human is thinking you're real?
[C#m] Who the human is thinking you're real?
_ [F#m] [E] Real, real, real, real
[C#m] Who the human is thinking you're real?
[F#m] Who the [E] human is thinking you're real?
[C#m] Who the human is thinking you're real?
[F#m] Real, [A] real, real, real _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [E] _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [E] _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [E] _ [D] Sweet one, baby!
Oh man, [E] we haven't even unlocked a trumpet fumble
_ _ [N] _