Gaston (From "Beauty and the Beast"/Audio Only) Chords

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_ [A] _ _ [Bm] Gosh, it disturbs me [Db] to see you, Gaston, [Em] looking so down in [Bm] the dumps.
Every guy here'd love [Db] to be you, Gaston, [Em] even when taking [Bm] your lumps.
[D] There's no man in town [Ab] as admired as you.
[Gm] You're [D] everyone's favorite guy.
[Bm] _ _ [D] Everyone's [Ab] awed and inspired by you, and [E] it's not very hard to [A] see why. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ No [Bm] one's slick as [Gm] Gaston.
[Em] No one's thick as Gaston.
No one's neck's as incredibly [D] thick [Bm] as Gaston.
But there's no man in town [G] half as manly.
Perfect.
[A] A pure [D] marathon.
[Bm] You can ask any Tom, Dick, [B] or Stanley, [Bb] and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to [A] be _ on.
Who _ [G] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [D] [A] plays_
_ Who's much more than the sum of [D] his parts like Gaston.
[Bm] As a specimen, yes, [E] I'm _ [Bb] intimidating.
I [A] want to [D] fight like Gaston!
_ [A] I need an encouragement.
[Bb] Thank you, LeFou.
[B] Well, there's no [Am] one as easy to [Cm] bolster [A] as you.
_ Too much?
_ Yep.
Go! _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ Gaston drops [Db] his wife like Gaston.
In a [A] wrestling match, [Bm] nobody bites like Gaston.
When I hunt, I sneak up [G] with my quiver.
And beasts [A] of the field [Bm] say a [A] prayer.
_ [D] _ _ [Bm] First I carefully aim [G] for the liver.
[Bb] Then I shoot from behind.
Is that fair?
I [A] don't care.
_ _ [Bm] No one's thick as Gaston.
[Dbm] Matches with Gaston.
In [A] a spitting match, [D] nobody spits like Gaston.
[Bm] I'm especially good [E] at _ expectorating.
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_ [A] _ _ [D] When _ [Em] _ [D] _
_ _ [Bm] I [Gb] was a lad, I [Bm] ate four dozen eggs every [E] morning to help me [A] get large.
[Dm] And now that [A] I'm grown, [Bm] I eat five [D] dozen eggs.
So [Ab] I'm roughly [E] the size of [A] a boy. _ _ _
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_ _ [A] _ His _ [D] _
brains are [Em] the taste.
Who can make up [A] these endless [D] [Em] rephrases like [Bb] _ Gaston?
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I use antlers in all of [Ab] my _
_ _ [E] decorating.
_ [D] Say it again.
_ Who's [Ab] the man [E] among men? _
Who's [G] the super [Db] success?
Don't [D] you know [B] that you can't [G] toss his plans any [Gb] farther [Bm] than [D] Gaston?
[G] There's just one [Abm] guy in town [Gbm] who's got all [D] of [B] it.
And _ _ _ [Em] his _ name's G [A]-A-S _ -T.
I believe there's another T.
_ _ It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate and I've never actually had this ballad out loud _ before.
_ [D] Gaston. _ _
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