Chords for Gaston

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_ [A] _ _ [Bm] Gosh, it disturbs me [Db] to see you, Gaston, [Em] looking so down in [Bm] the dumps. _
Every guy here'd [Db] love to be you, [Em] Gaston, even when taking [Bm] your lumps.
[D] There's no man in town [Ab] as admired as you.
You're [D] everyone's favorite guy.
[Bm] _ _ [D] Everyone's [Ab] awed and inspired by you.
And [E] it's not very hard to [A] see why _ _ _ _ no _ _ _ [D] one's thick as Gaston.
[A] No one's thick as Gaston.
No one's neck's as incredibly [D] thick as Gaston.
[Bm] But there's no man in town [Em] half as manly.
Perfect.
[A] Okay.
_ [D] _ You [Bm] can ask any Tom, [G] Dick, or Stanley, [Bb] and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to [A] be on. _ _ _ _
_ _ Who [Bm] plays?
Tarts like [D] Gaston.
Who brings [A] tarts like Gaston?
Who's much more than the sum of [D] his tarts like Gaston?
[Bm] As a specimen, yes, [E] I'm _ [Bb] intimidating.
I [A] wanna be like [D] Gaston.
[A] I needed [Bb] encouragement.
Thank you, LeFou.
[B] Well, there's no [Am] one as easy to bolster [A] as you.
_ Too much?
_ Yup.
No _ _ one [D] bites like Gaston.
Pounces [A] light like [Db] Gaston.
In a wrestling match, [D] nobody bites like Gaston.
When I hunt, I sneak up with my [Em] quiver.
[G] And beasts of [A] the field [Bm] say a prayer.
_ [D] _ _ [Bm] First, I carefully aim for [G] the liver.
Then [Bb] I shoot from behind.
Is that fair?
I don't care.
[A] _ _ [D] No one kicks like Gaston.
[Dbm] Matches weights like Gaston.
In [A] a spitting match, [D] nobody spits like Gaston.
[Bm] I'm especially [E] good at _ _ expectorating.
[Bb] _ _ _ [C] _
_ [A] F-boy [D] for Gaston! _ _
_ _ When I [Gb] was a lad, I [Bm] ate four dozen eggs [E] every morning to help me get [A] large.
And now that I'm grown, I eat five [D] dozen eggs, [Ab] so I'm roughly [E] the size of a bull. _ _ _ _
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_ Insanity!
[Em] Like Gaston!
Who can make [A] up these endless refrains [Bb] like Gaston? _
I [D] use antlers in all of [Ab] my _
_ [E] _ _ decorating.
Say it again.
_ [Ab] Who's the man of [E] a man? _
[G] Who's the super success?
[D] Don't you know that [B] you can't pass his plans [Gb] and his five angers [D] on?
[G] There's just one guy [Abm] in town who's [D] got all of [B] it.
No! _ _
_ _ [Em] And his name's G-A [E]-S-T.
I believe there's another T.
_ It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate and I've never actually had to spell it out loud [A] before.
_ [D] _ Gaston! _
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