Chords for Gaston-Nightcore

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[Dm] Gosh, it [E] disturbs me to see you, [Gm] Gaston, looking so [Dm] down in the dumps.
Every guy here'd [E] love to be you, Gaston, [Gm] even when [Dm] taking your lumps.
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There's no man in [B] town as admired as [A#m] you.
You're [F] everyone's favorite guy.
[Dm] _
[F] Everyone's [B] awed and inspired by you, [G] and it's not very hard to [C] see why _ _ _ _ _ no _ _ [F] one's slick as Gaston.
[C] No one's slick as Gaston.
No one's neck's as [F] incredibly thick as [Dm] Gaston.
There's no man in town [Gm] half as manly.
[C] He's a cuddly [Dm] little guy.
You can ask any Tom, [A#] Dick, or Stanley, [C#] and they'll tell you whose team they prefer [C] to be on. _ _
_ _ Who [F] plays_
Guys like Gaston!
[C] Who writes_
Arts like Gaston!
Who's much more than a sum [F] of his parts like Gaston.
[Dm] As a specimen, yes, [G] I'm _ intimidated.
[C] I wanna be [F] like Gaston!
[C] I need an [C#] encouragement.
I sure do.
I'm sure you're ready to be like Gaston.
Well, [Cm] there's no one as easy to poster [C] as _ you.
[G] Too much?
Yep. _ _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ [C] Gaston's mouth is wide like Gaston's.
In a wrestling match, [F] nobody bites like Gaston.
When I hunt, I sneak up [A#] with my quiver.
And [D] beasts of the field [Dm] say a [C]
prayer.
[F] _ _ [Dm] First, I carefully aim [A#] for the liver.
[C#] Then I shoot from behind.
Is that fair?
[C] I don't care. _
[F] No one gets like Gaston.
[Em] No one gets wet like Gaston.
[C] In a spitting match, [F] nobody spits like Gaston.
[Dm] I'm especially [G] good at exfiltrating.
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_ _ _ [A] When I was a lad, [Dm] I ate four dozen eggs [G] every morning to help [C] me get large.
And now that I'm grown, [Dm] I eat five dozen eggs.
[B] So I'm roughly [G] the size [C] of a ball. _
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_ [C] _ Who [F] has brains and [Gm] a name?
Like Gaston!
[F] Who can make a name?
I've got these endless refrains like [C#] _
_ Gaston.
[F] I use antlers in all [B] of my _ [G] _
_ decorating.
[F] Say it again.
_ [B] Who's the man among men?
_ _ [Gm] Who's the [E] super [F] success?
Don't you know [D] that you can't pass your fans and hit [Dm] by [F] Vagabond?
There's just [G#] one guy in town [Am] who's got all of [D] it. _ _
_ _ And [Gm] his name's [G] G-A-S-T.
_ I believe there's another T.
_ It just occurred to me that I'm a little bit
And I've never actually had to spell it out loud [C] before.
_ [F] Gaston!
Gaston!
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