Chords for George Formby - Mr Wu's A Window Cleaner Now
Tempo:
114.35 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
E
B
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Here, here, do you know Mr.
Woo's a window cleaner now?
I don't care if he's a vacuum cleaner.
All I want to know is can you play the uke?
Yes, yes, you listen.
[Bm] Mr.
Woo no longer has a laundry.
Santa say the business [Gb] was a flop.
He shouted what a ho as [Ab] he chewed a bar of soap
[Db] and then put up the shutters [A] of the shop.
Said [D] Mr.
Woo, [B] what shall I do?
[E] And Mr.
[D] Woo's a window cleaner now.
[G] The laundry, it [Bm] didn't pay.
[D] Now [E] there's no clean collars [A] down my mouth way.
[D] When he goes out working, [G] interest [Bb] he arouses.
[D] Polishing [B] the windows [E] with worn out [A] ladies' blouses.
[G] He wears a pair of gummy [A] nicks to save his Sunday [Bm] trousers.
[E] Cos Mr.
[A] Woo's a window [D] cleaner now.
[A]
[D] Now little Chinese wifey [G] each day is [Bb] getting [D] madder.
Tearing her [B] silk stockings, [E] her husband makes [A] her [Gm] sadder.
All day long he wants to [D] keep on running up the ladder.
[E] Cos Mr.
[A] Woo's a [Gm] window [D] cleaner now.
[A]
[D] [B]
[E] [A] [D]
[G] With [D]
[E] [Db] a high day high and a one lung [D] too, he had his eyesight tested.
[C] A most [Bb] important matter, [Bm] through a [B] bathroom window.
[E] A lady he [A] peeps at her, [Em] his eyesight's getting better
[D] but his nose is getting [B] flatter.
[E] Cos Mr.
[A] Woo's a window [D] cleaner now.
[A]
[D] Said Mr.
Woo, what [B] shall I do?
[E] And Mr.
[A] Woo's a [D] window cleaner now.
[G] The laundry, it [D] didn't pay.
[E] Now there's no clean [A] collars down my mouth way.
[D] Customers he's [G] washed off, now are [Bb] in bad humours.
[D] They feel [B] quite neglected [A] and I've heard the rumours.
[G] Lots of [Gm] girls on winter [D] nights go out without [B] their garters.
[E] Cos Mr.
[A] Woo's a [D] window cleaner now.
[A]
[D] [G] [Bb]
[D] [B] [E] [A]
[G] [D] [Gbm]
[Ab] [A] [D] [Bb] [A] [D]
[Bb] Hulley!
Job?
[Ab]
Well, you're not bad and I want somebody at once.
I'll give you twenty quid a week.
How much?
Well, make it twenty five.
Twenty five?
Well, I can't pay any more.
Take it or leave it.
I'll take it.
Woo's a window cleaner now?
I don't care if he's a vacuum cleaner.
All I want to know is can you play the uke?
Yes, yes, you listen.
[Bm] Mr.
Woo no longer has a laundry.
Santa say the business [Gb] was a flop.
He shouted what a ho as [Ab] he chewed a bar of soap
[Db] and then put up the shutters [A] of the shop.
Said [D] Mr.
Woo, [B] what shall I do?
[E] And Mr.
[D] Woo's a window cleaner now.
[G] The laundry, it [Bm] didn't pay.
[D] Now [E] there's no clean collars [A] down my mouth way.
[D] When he goes out working, [G] interest [Bb] he arouses.
[D] Polishing [B] the windows [E] with worn out [A] ladies' blouses.
[G] He wears a pair of gummy [A] nicks to save his Sunday [Bm] trousers.
[E] Cos Mr.
[A] Woo's a window [D] cleaner now.
[A]
[D] Now little Chinese wifey [G] each day is [Bb] getting [D] madder.
Tearing her [B] silk stockings, [E] her husband makes [A] her [Gm] sadder.
All day long he wants to [D] keep on running up the ladder.
[E] Cos Mr.
[A] Woo's a [Gm] window [D] cleaner now.
[A]
[D] [B]
[E] [A] [D]
[G] With [D]
[E] [Db] a high day high and a one lung [D] too, he had his eyesight tested.
[C] A most [Bb] important matter, [Bm] through a [B] bathroom window.
[E] A lady he [A] peeps at her, [Em] his eyesight's getting better
[D] but his nose is getting [B] flatter.
[E] Cos Mr.
[A] Woo's a window [D] cleaner now.
[A]
[D] Said Mr.
Woo, what [B] shall I do?
[E] And Mr.
[A] Woo's a [D] window cleaner now.
[G] The laundry, it [D] didn't pay.
[E] Now there's no clean [A] collars down my mouth way.
[D] Customers he's [G] washed off, now are [Bb] in bad humours.
[D] They feel [B] quite neglected [A] and I've heard the rumours.
[G] Lots of [Gm] girls on winter [D] nights go out without [B] their garters.
[E] Cos Mr.
[A] Woo's a [D] window cleaner now.
[A]
[D] [G] [Bb]
[D] [B] [E] [A]
[G] [D] [Gbm]
[Ab] [A] [D] [Bb] [A] [D]
[Bb] Hulley!
Job?
[Ab]
Well, you're not bad and I want somebody at once.
I'll give you twenty quid a week.
How much?
Well, make it twenty five.
Twenty five?
Well, I can't pay any more.
Take it or leave it.
I'll take it.
Key:
D
A
E
B
G
D
A
E
_ Here, here, do you know Mr.
Woo's a window cleaner now?
I don't care if he's a vacuum cleaner.
All I want to know is can you play the uke?
Yes, yes, you listen.
_ _ [Bm] Mr.
_ _ Woo no longer has a laundry.
_ _ Santa say the business [Gb] was a flop.
_ He shouted what a ho as [Ab] he chewed a bar of soap
[Db] and then put up the shutters [A] of the shop.
Said [D] Mr.
Woo, _ [B] what shall I do?
_ _ [E] And Mr.
[D] Woo's a window cleaner now.
_ [G] The laundry, it [Bm] didn't pay.
[D] Now [E] there's no clean collars [A] down my mouth way.
[D] When he goes out working, [G] interest [Bb] he arouses.
[D] Polishing [B] the windows [E] with worn out [A] ladies' blouses.
[G] He wears a pair of gummy [A] nicks to save his Sunday [Bm] trousers.
[E] Cos Mr.
[A] Woo's a window [D] cleaner now.
[A] _
[D] Now little Chinese wifey [G] each day is [Bb] getting [D] madder.
Tearing her [B] silk stockings, [E] her husband makes [A] her [Gm] sadder.
All day long he wants to [D] keep on running up the ladder.
[E] Cos Mr.
[A] Woo's a [Gm] window [D] cleaner now.
[A] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] _ With _ [D] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [Db] a high day high and a one lung [D] too, he had his eyesight tested.
[C] A most [Bb] important matter, [Bm] through a [B] bathroom window.
[E] A lady he [A] peeps at her, [Em] his eyesight's getting better
[D] but his nose is getting [B] flatter.
[E] Cos Mr.
[A] Woo's a window [D] cleaner now.
_ [A]
[D] Said Mr.
Woo, what [B] shall I do? _
[E] And Mr.
[A] Woo's a [D] window cleaner now. _
[G] The laundry, it [D] didn't pay. _
[E] Now there's no clean [A] collars down my mouth way.
[D] _ Customers he's [G] washed off, now are [Bb] in bad humours.
[D] They feel [B] quite neglected [A] and I've heard the rumours.
[G] Lots of [Gm] girls on winter [D] nights go out without [B] their garters.
[E] Cos Mr.
[A] Woo's a [D] window cleaner now.
[A] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Bb] _ _
[D] _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Gbm] _ _
[Ab] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ [Bb] _ [A] _ [D] _
[Bb] Hulley!
_ _ Job?
[Ab] _
Well, you're not bad and I want somebody at once.
I'll give you twenty quid a week.
How much?
Well, make it twenty five.
Twenty five?
Well, I can't pay any more.
Take it or leave it.
I'll take it. _ _ _
Woo's a window cleaner now?
I don't care if he's a vacuum cleaner.
All I want to know is can you play the uke?
Yes, yes, you listen.
_ _ [Bm] Mr.
_ _ Woo no longer has a laundry.
_ _ Santa say the business [Gb] was a flop.
_ He shouted what a ho as [Ab] he chewed a bar of soap
[Db] and then put up the shutters [A] of the shop.
Said [D] Mr.
Woo, _ [B] what shall I do?
_ _ [E] And Mr.
[D] Woo's a window cleaner now.
_ [G] The laundry, it [Bm] didn't pay.
[D] Now [E] there's no clean collars [A] down my mouth way.
[D] When he goes out working, [G] interest [Bb] he arouses.
[D] Polishing [B] the windows [E] with worn out [A] ladies' blouses.
[G] He wears a pair of gummy [A] nicks to save his Sunday [Bm] trousers.
[E] Cos Mr.
[A] Woo's a window [D] cleaner now.
[A] _
[D] Now little Chinese wifey [G] each day is [Bb] getting [D] madder.
Tearing her [B] silk stockings, [E] her husband makes [A] her [Gm] sadder.
All day long he wants to [D] keep on running up the ladder.
[E] Cos Mr.
[A] Woo's a [Gm] window [D] cleaner now.
[A] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] _ With _ [D] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [Db] a high day high and a one lung [D] too, he had his eyesight tested.
[C] A most [Bb] important matter, [Bm] through a [B] bathroom window.
[E] A lady he [A] peeps at her, [Em] his eyesight's getting better
[D] but his nose is getting [B] flatter.
[E] Cos Mr.
[A] Woo's a window [D] cleaner now.
_ [A]
[D] Said Mr.
Woo, what [B] shall I do? _
[E] And Mr.
[A] Woo's a [D] window cleaner now. _
[G] The laundry, it [D] didn't pay. _
[E] Now there's no clean [A] collars down my mouth way.
[D] _ Customers he's [G] washed off, now are [Bb] in bad humours.
[D] They feel [B] quite neglected [A] and I've heard the rumours.
[G] Lots of [Gm] girls on winter [D] nights go out without [B] their garters.
[E] Cos Mr.
[A] Woo's a [D] window cleaner now.
[A] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Bb] _ _
[D] _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Gbm] _ _
[Ab] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ [Bb] _ [A] _ [D] _
[Bb] Hulley!
_ _ Job?
[Ab] _
Well, you're not bad and I want somebody at once.
I'll give you twenty quid a week.
How much?
Well, make it twenty five.
Twenty five?
Well, I can't pay any more.
Take it or leave it.
I'll take it. _ _ _