Chords for George Jones - No Show Jones.

[B] _ _ [G#m] _ _ [B] How y'all doing?
Alright, I can see right now we're going to have a great time here tonight. _ _
It's church station, I'll tell you.
We've looked forward to this for a long time.
I'm all the way here tonight and Ron over here is going to do a little part of Merle Haggard.
We're going to start off with this one right now. _
One more city no way line [E] and we are [B] the animals.
I didn't know that at all, sir.
She [F#] knows I'm too busy to keep [Bm] up with Ron.
[B] Somebody told me that.
_ [E] Everyone knows Hexagon and [Bm] Prisma.
We don't know that.
[C#] And Donna's got two neat reasons she's [F#] well known.
They [E] call me No-Show-John.
They call me No-Show-John.
She'll have [B] everyone [F#] sing [B] along.
Stage is singing [E] my songs but we're about [F#] to rock on.
_ [B] We're No-Show-John.
They'll [E] have everyone.
That's one [F#] more.
_ [B] _ Here's Merle.
Loretta.
Here's [E] Nicole, Miner's [B] daughter.
Oh, she's a mighty person.
[F#] Johnny wears black and stands [E] all [B] alone.
Oh, that's a long one.
Everyone [E] knows Kenny [B] is a gambler.
I didn't know that.
How about Tammy?
[C#] Tammy had some kind of excuse.
She [F#] divorced George Jones.
[E] She's a human No-Show-John.
They call me No-Show-John.
Sell them everyone.
[F#] _ [B] Stage is singing [E] my songs but we're [F#] about to rock on.
They call me No [B]-Show-John.
They _ _
_ [E] _ [F#] call _ [B] _ _
me No-Show [E]-John.
_ Sell them [B] everyone. _
Straight [E] singing my songs but we're [F#] about to rock on.
They call me No [B]-Show-John.
They call me no show-off.
[E] Listen, man, ain't it?
_ _ _ [B] [F#m] Ain't possible.
[B] One easy boy, one in [E] the world.
Hello to Orlando.
[F#] Hello, everybody.
We're gonna [G#] have a great day.
I'm gonna kill you.