Chords for Gettin' Western

_ _ [Eb] This gotta be the best [E] goddarn song I ever heard in my [Abm] entire life.
_ [Eb] That Ryan Charles is a [Ab] real hoot.
A real jiggy buckaroo. _
Bitch, I'm gettin' [Eb] western.
I be like wide earth.
_ [Ab]
Have me no [Eb] questions.
It's gonna get on my nerves.
[B] [Ab] Yeah, I buy new [E] stamps.
[Eb] Yeah, I buy new spurs.
[Ab] Yeah, I'm meant to be [E] redemption.
[Eb] Put em on the dirt.
[B] Bitch, I'm gettin' [Eb] western.
I be like wide earth.
_ [Ab]
Have me no [E] questions.
[Eb] It's gonna get on my nerves.
[B] [Ab] Yeah, I buy new stamps.
[Eb] Yeah, I buy new spurs.
[Ab] Yeah, I'm meant to be [Eb] redemption.
Put em on the dirt.
[B] After three [E] big [Eb] days, _ _ I pick a [Ab] truck.
Ain't no [Eb] point in even askin'.
I [Abm] don't pick yet.
[E] _ [Eb] Pull up on the house, yelling, get it [Ab] yet.
And I don't ever beg your pardon, so I don't give a fuck.
I was raised out on that cattle pad.
I'm a [Eb] real country boy right in the cattle [Ab] stand.
Where I would [Eb] yell, get her done and get [Abm] me tied.
_ I'ma [Eb] always be this way forever, [Ab] ever.
With [Eb] the buffalo check, hat, and [Abm] the eagle feather.
Might [Eb] pull up on the pony with my cousin [Ab] Trevor.
But that [Eb] time they see your face, they gonna [B] taste the pepper.
_ [Eb] I'm always twanged out.
Gypsy bitches [Ab] love me.
_ [Eb] I'm doing cocaine and I'm [E] poppin' bubbly.
_ [Eb] I'm at the Central Club with my partner, [Ab] Krusty.
[E] I ain't your partner, [Ab] partner, and I ain't your buddy, bitch.
I'm getting [Eb] western.
I feel like wide earth.
_ [Ab] Ask me no [Eb] questions.
It's gonna get on my nerves.
[B] [Ab] Yeah, I buy new stamps.
[Eb] Yeah, I buy new spurs.
[Ab] Yeah, I'm meant to be [Eb] redemption.
Put em on the dirt.
[B] Bitch, I'm getting western.
[Eb] I feel like wide earth.
_ [Ab] Ask me no [Eb] questions.
It's gonna get on my nerves.
[B] [Ab] Yeah, I buy new stamps.
[Eb] Yeah, I buy new spurs.
[Ab] Yeah, I'm meant to be [E] redemption.
[Eb] Put em on the dirt.
[B] Why they [Em] asking all them [Eb] questions?
What's your name and where you from?
[Dbm] If I'm from the west [Eb] of Cowboy State, the ladies show me love.
[Dbm] I don't ride no fucking [Eb] horse, but my partner Ryan does.
[Ab] Either [E] way, we'll walk up [Ab] on you, cowboy boots [Abm] or Nike gloves.
I'm a real sep [Eb] living, cow tipping, whiskey [Ab] sipping.
Fuck it, whip me boxy [Eb] out like my name was Scottie Pippin.
[Ab] Too much drip, call it [Eb] twang.
If I talk, you know they listen.
[Ab] I'm a legend and we're [Eb] seppin' em with wanted in the [B] system.
[E] I'm all tatted [Eb] up, bitches want me in their [Abm] bed.
Bet they ride me like a horse, [Eb] straight shooter in the west.
[Ab] Walk the smoke, be my [Eb] guest.
Haters say it with your chest.
[Ab] Sleepy, leave your ass for [Eb] dead.
Lost and laid out on the [B] stretch.
[E] See me in the [Eb] street, tumbleweed, you feel the breeze.
[Ab] Out here dueling with these [Eb] rappers, shoot it out and kill the [Abm] pea.
[E] Y'all don't want it, [Eb] whip me, me and Charles got that reach.
[Dbm] Don't you leave your gal around to snatch her.
[Ab] _ _ Bitch, I'm getting [Eb] western, I be like wide earth.
_ [Ab] Have me no [Eb] questions, it's gonna get on my nerves.
[B] [Ab] Yeah, buy new [E] Stanson, [Eb] yeah, buy new Spurs.
[Ab] Yeah, Metro Bird [Eb] Damson, put em on the dirt.
[B] Bitch, I'm getting western, [Eb] I be like wide earth.
_ [Ab] Have me no [Eb] questions, it's gonna get on my nerves.
[Ab] Yeah, buy new [Eb] Stanson, yeah, buy new Spurs.
[Ab] Yeah, Metro Bird [Eb] Damson, put em on the dirt.
[Ab] _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
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