Chords for Girlfriend in a Coma

_ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [D] _ _
[G] _ Girlfriend's in a [E] coma, [E] I know [G] it's _ serious.
[C] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
[G] Oh, it's serious!
_ [A] _ _ _ _
[G] There were times [C] when I [D] could have murdered [G] her.
_ _ [C] _ _ [D] _
[G] I would do anything [C] not [D] to [G] hurt her.
_ [C] Let me ask you, [D] _
[Em] do you really [C] think she'll [D] move loose?
Do [Em] you really think she'll [C] get [D] all right?
Do [Em] you really think _ [C] [D] she'll move loose?
[Em] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [G] _ Girlfriend's in a coma, [C] _ [A]
I [G] know it's _ serious.
[C] [G] Girlfriend's in a coma, _ _ _ [C] I _
[D] know [G] it's serious.
Yeah, yeah, [C] yeah, yeah, _
[D] wow!
[G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[G] There were _ times [C] when [D] I could have [G] strangled her.
_ [C] _ _
[E] _ _ [G] _ But I don't [C] want nothing to [D] go ahead and [G] mangle her.
_ [C] _ _
[D] _ [E] Do you really think [C] she'll [D] move [Em] loose?
Do you really [Bb] think [C] _
[D] she'll get all right?
[E] Do you really think [C] she'll [D] move loose?
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [G] _ Girlfriend's in a [C] coma, [Dm] I know [G] it's _ serious.
[C] Oh, [A] yes I do.
_ [G] Girlfriend's in a [C] coma, [D] you're making [G] me _ delirious.
[C] _
[G] Girlfriend's _ in a _ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ [G] coma, I know it's serious. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[D] _ _ [G] There she [C] was, [Bm] lying in [G] a coma.
_ _ [C] _ _
[D] _ [G] _ I could smell [C] the [B] hospital _ [G] aroma.
_ _ [C] _ _
[D] _ [G] She was lying there [C] like a loaf [G] of bread.
I said, baby, baby, baby, [C] are [D] you [G] dead?
She _ said, _ [C] _ _
[D] nothing [G] at all. _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ [G] _ Now most of y'all out there are [C] thinking,
Mojo, [D] _ [G] you're an insensitive, edgy [C] galoot. _
[D] _ _ [G] Whatever feeling you got [C] in your body, [D] it's [G] so small,
you can ram it up [C] a nance ass [D] and look _ [G] like a,
like a baby in a [C] boxcar.
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [C] Yeah, well, [D] _ [G] don't blame me.
_ [C] _
[D] Blame the writer of this [G] song, _ Morrissey.
[C] _ _
[D] _ [G] Yeah, don't blame [C] me.
[D] Blame _ [G] Morrissey.
You know that fruitcake that sings in the Smiths?
Don't blame [C] me.
[A] Blame _ [G] _ Morrissey.
Oh, he's celibate.
_ Yeah, well, I'm Mojo Nixon and the anti-Morrissey.
_ I'm Mojo Nixon and the anti-Morrissey.
Can't you see, can't you see that I am the anti _ -Morrissey?
Because I'm a meat eater.
Yeah, I like meat.
[C] I like [A] it sweet.
[G] And I like to get [Dm] laid and I always get [G] paid.
Hey, [A] Morrissey, kiss [G] my big hairy [C] butt. _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ [G] Girlfriend in a [E] coma, [G] I know, _ serious.
_ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[D] _ [G] _ Girlfriend in a coma.
[C] _ _
[D] I know I [G] got a girlfriend _ [C] in a coma.
[D] _ [G] _ Girlfriend in a coma.
[C] Girlfriend [E] in a coma.
[G] Girlfriend in a coma.
Can't stop [D] the coma.
[G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[D] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[Dm] _ _ [G] _ Girlfriend _ [C] _
[E] in a coma.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ So you're pretty sure, Doc, she's not going to come out of it.
Okay, thanks. _ _ _ _