Chords for Girls Aloud Nun Interview with Ant and Dec's Takeaway October 2004

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Imperial leather.
Release the lava.
Oh, it's very exciting to have you here in the studio and [G] the phones have been going mad since we [N] announced you were coming on.
So we're going to go straight to the phone lines, okay?
Hello, Father Michael.
How are you today?
I'm very well, thank you.
Lovely to have a gentleman on the show.
Oh, Father Michael, good question!
Now, it's for the girls aloud.
Yes.
You've got a new single out.
Yeah.
Is it about Jesus?
_ _ _ _ Well, I bet that Jesus was a bit of a love machine.
Is that [D] what he's called, a love machine?
He was a love machine.
He gave out love to [Ab] anybody who wanted to receive love, and he still does.
All you have to do [D] is open your hearts.
That's all you [Gm] have to do. That's right.
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[F] Before [N] we hear this week's joke, let's have a look at last week's joke.
And it was read for us by our guest last week.
Do you remember him, girls?
Christopher Biggins.
He was here in the studio.
Let's have a look at him reading a joke from last [Dm] week.
Why did the [F] nuns [D] cross the [Bb] road to [Am] get to the [Ab] church?
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[N] They're easily pleased, these nuns, [D] but I don't think [Eb] Nicola's got the joke.
_ _ [N] We have another one to look forward to now.
Carol, would you [D] read out this week's joke of the week [N] and see if you can make the nuns laugh?
Joke sent in from Sister Michelle from Kent.
Thank you, Sister Michelle in Kent.
How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups?
I don't know.
How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups?
Tell her she's pregnant. _ _ _ _
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_ [N] _ _ She's a fat girl. _ _
Sometimes that's all she thinks about, girls.
I think [G] I'm going to have to hiccup.
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Each week, [N] Sister Bernadette and I take a nun each and make them over.
Then we get our celebrity guests to judge who is the best.
OK, let's take a look at my nun first, Sister Margaret.
Here she is before.
[C] _ [Dm] _ [Am] Oh, [Bb] no.
_ She looks a [Am] bit pale.
[Fm] She's a dreary nun.
[Gm] And [C] here she [Dm] is after.
Please welcome Sister Margaret.
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So, girls, first I took off her glasses and showed off her face.
Secondly, you'll notice I changed her really flat shoes to a shoe with a higher heel.
_ And thirdly, on her cardigan, I put a [Eb] brooch.
[D] _ [Cm] _ _ [B] Oh, _ _
[Bb] _ _ [N] _ she looks great.
She really does.
Now it's time for my nun.
It was Sister Polly.
Let's have a look at her beforehand.
_ [Dm] _ [F] There she is [Bb] before I got my hands [Am] on her.
[Ab] Let's have a look at her [Gm] now.
[C] Come in, [Dm] Sister Polly. _ _
_ The _ [Am] girls seem unimpressed, but [Bm] Mary's [Gm] got an ace [F] up her sleeve.
Here she comes.
[N] OK, so I changed the cardigan from a black to a grey.
I think in a grey it's much more of a lighter look.
And most drastically, _ if you lift up your shirt there, I pierced her belly button.
I _ _ think it's a great look.
It's very modern, you know.
OK, so in a three, in a two, in a one, red or green?
Remember, I was red.
Girls, would you vote away?
_ _ One, two, three reds.
One, two greens.
Which means red is the winner.
It's me.
I won again.
And six of me in your shirt, go with that.
In your big pot, go.
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[F] _ [N] Right, so girls allowed to have a new single out.
It's about Jesus, as we've already heard.
It's called Love Machine.
Let's take a look at some of their recent work and a BT video [Bb] package.
Have a click.
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[C] _ _ [Bb] _ I'm a hand on the [C] sand that you keep
[Bb] And I'm a [C] hand on the sand that you [Dm] keep
Stop the [N] BT!
Stop the BT!
Stop the BT!
God, what on earth do you think you're doing?
What on earth do you think you're doing?
He's just dancing.
We young girls.
That's not just dancing.
That's hussies.
_ _ Get them off.
Get them off.
Please.
It's alright.
It's alright.
I don't think_
What the hell do you think you're doing there?
_ Once _ _ again, same time next week.
And our special guests will be the TV funny [Ab] men, Ant [Am] and Dec.
[Dm] They'll be here in the studio.
Do you like Ant and Dec, girls?
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Do you?
Have you ever met [C] them?
[D] Would you like to be on [F] their show sometime?
Would you?
[N] _ _ _ Oh, Saturday Night Takeaway.
You're on that show.
Well, that's good because you're on again.
Welcome to Ant [Ab] and Dec's Saturday Night [F] Takeaway.
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