Chords for Gloom Despair and Agony (a Hee Haw parody)

_ _ County's out there.
[A] _ [Bm] _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Boom, despair, [G] [D] agony on me.
Deep dark depression, [E] excessive [A] memory.
_ [D]
If it weren't for bad luck, [G] I'd have no luck at all.
[D]
Boom, [A] despair, [D] agony on me.
My problems are as big as a whale.
How big?
When my ship [A] came in, it didn't [D] have a sail. _
[G] So I bought an old [D] rowboat just to keep things afloat.
But I [G] guess it [A] got [D] lost in the bow. _ _
Boom, despair, [G] agony [D] on me.
Deep dark depression, [E] excessive [A] memory.
[Em] _ [D]
If it weren't for bad luck, [G] I'd have no luck at all.
[D]
Boom, despair, [A] _ [D] agony on me. _
You know, it just sucks to be me.
I _ tried to [A] get employed [D] gainfully. _ _
[G] Well, I made a mistake [D] when I got my big break.
Cause I got it [A] right [D] here on my knee.
Oh, that ain't good. _
Boom, despair, agony on me.
Deep dark depression, [E] excessive [D] misery.
If it weren't for bad luck, [G] I'd have no luck at all.
_ [D]
Boom, [Am] despair, [D] agony on me.
Let me tell y'all my sad tale of woe.
Seems I'm bad luck wherever I go. _ _
[G] You know, my ace in the hole [D] was just an old lump of coal.
But I burned it to [A] keep warm on [D] Skid Row. _ _
Boom, _ [G] despair, [D] agony on me.
Deep dark [E] depression, excessive [A] misery.
_ [D]
If it weren't for bad [G] luck, I'd have no luck at all.
[D]
Boom, [A] despair, [D] agony on me. _
Well, I decided I wouldn't be a quitter.
That's a good choice.
Or at least [A] this old life [D] turned me bitter. _
[G] But my beautiful dream [D] is now Facebook me.
And my grandma [A] can fox [D] me on the Twitter.
That's a winner. _ _
Boom, despair, [G] agony [D] on me.
Deep dark depression, [G] excessive [A] misery.
[G] [D] If it weren't for [G] bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
[D] _
Boom, despair, agony on me. _ _
_ _ _ Boom, _ _ despair, agony on me.
_ [G] _ [D] _ _ [N] _