Chords for Google Translate Sings: Sam Smith (PARODY)

I was translating three of Sam Smith's songs, and it kinda ended up sounding like one half of a breakup conversation.
Not unexpected, it's Sam Smith.
But then it kind of turns into a Hitchcock movie, so_
_nyeh.
_ [F] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ [F] All I want to know is the [C] truth.
Where were you last night?
[Am] Imagine the truth, [F] I'm a good cheater [C] overnight.
Wait.
_ [Am] Back up.
You cheated on [F] me?!
But I [C] still want love.
That is not how that works.
Who [Am] went?
It does not [C] matter, the subject.
I mean, it kinda does, [Am] I'm_
I do [G] not want to get [C] you out of hand.
Okay, calm down.
No!
[A] Hey, you [F] want me [C] now?
Not particularly, no.
For [Am] all that [F] I [C] want.
What do you want?
Love [Am] is a feeling [C] of love.
Duh.
[E] But while [Am] we_
[F] Living with [C] me. _
_ [Am] I was gonna move in with you, [Bb] but_
No, I'm sorry.
[F] We're done.
I can't do [C] this anymore.
I'm outta here.
[F] Okay?
I'm gone.
_ Huh?
_ [A] They did not [Dm] find it.
[Bb] Find what?
[F] _ Now, be [Dm] it.
_ [Bb] _ _
[F] Um_
Your [A] success is [Dm] unsuccessful.
[Bb]
Bitch!
[F] Even though, Lord [C] knows, I've had [F] enough.
Woo! _
You make me [Dm] mad.
[Bb] Feelings mutual.
Why [F] am I crazy about [Dm] your work?
[Bb] Beats me.
But, well, _ [A] _ _
_ child, [F] I know [C] I'm not a_
[F] _ _ [Gm] That's creepy.
_ [Dm] I do not think that I'm [F] crazy.
Really?
_ [C] You have to say, I'm [Gm] crazy.
Yeah.
_ _ [Dm] Do not think [F] I'm my girlfriend.
_ Okay, now I'm [C] lost.
But I found it!
[F] Although I have many things to do,
[C] I'm worried [Gm] every day.
I see a therapist.
[Dm] So, I'm close to you.
[F] I'm the greatest of all.
[C] They left, and left [Gm] these.
_ But [Dm] you have all [F] the signs.
Huh?
You [C] lose time _ every [Gm] time.
_ [Dm] You love me.
No.
You [F] love me.
No, no, I don't.
There is [C] no chance for children.
Huh?
But sad, [Gm] but it's right.
I want a good way to [Dm] relax.
I want a good way to [F] relax.
I want a good way to [C] relax.
I want a good way [D] to [Gm] relax.
That was not the time.
I want a good way to [Dm] relax. _
Singing [F] my blues.
Okay, I get it.
You're sad.
You've sung [C] plenty of songs about it.
I want a good [Gm] way to relax.
Oh, I'm nice to [Dm] the birds.
I'm nice to [F] the birds.
Oh, I'm nice to [C] the birds.
Why are there birds?
I'm [Gm] nice to the birds.
Hello, little birdies.
[Dm] Birds are here.
I'm nice to the birds.
Why [F] are there birds?
Oh, I'm nice to [C] the birds.
I'm nice [Gm] to the birds.
_ But [Dm] you have all the [F] symptoms.
_ _ _ [C] I [Gm] always sing.
Yeah, you're gonna stop now?
I [Dm] love you.
When [F] I love you.
Children, we do not take [C] an opportunity.
It is [Gm] tragic, but it's true.
_ I'm really cool.
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _
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