Chords for Gorillaz - 2D & Murdoc In New York (HD)

_ _ _ _ [C#] Oh yeah, New York, New York, [G] New York!
So good I said it thrice, the city that never sleeps, that makes two of us.
[N] Actually, it's a miracle I made it here today!
Really?
Oh yeah, do you know how hard it is to get a visa to get into America when you're a_
_wow puppet?
Well, I can't imagine.
Try explaining that to the girl behind the counter.
I mean, I [C#] handed my photo, she just looked at me and said,
[G] What's this?
And I said, well obviously it's me, and she said,
What are you?
Which had me for a moment.
What, just a moment?
I said, well I'm a puppet, obviously a puppet version of a cartoon from a virtual band called Gorilla.
Well, you could see how that could arouse suspicion in her visa office.
So, you know, she says, you're going to be working in the States!
Oh well, actually love, most of the work's been done up front.
I mean, this isn't even my real voice, it was recorded by an actor weeks ago.
That was probably a bit out of further grasp, but do carry on.
Well, [Gm] then she discovered I had no birth certificate, no fingerprints.
No things to burn.
And it looked like I wasn't going to be allowed in!
So what happened next?
Well, I whipped out a copy of our best [G]-selling album, signed a couple of T-shirts and then_
I _ may just be a puppet, but I'm a walking rock star puppet and that kind of cred goes a long way.
She fast-tracked my application, stamped my ticket, and also she sort of_ Oh no! _ _ _ _ _ _
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Well, that's it.
Being a celebrity does have its perks, you know.
Oh!
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Hang on!
I think the band might be coming on.
Here we go, it's amateur night.
What's amateur night?
Non-professional. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ Oh_
_ [A] Yeah, well, same as usual.
[B] You had one, had [Am] them all, really.
Now, it sounds a bit churlish, doesn't it?
Great.
I had a fantastic time.
I think I overdid the_ Oh!
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lemonade. _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] Oh, mate.
Mate, mate, mate, mate, mate, mate, mate.
[G#] I can't put [F#] it into words, you know.
[A] The only way I can describe it, if I may,
if I may take a second of your time,
it's really more about, it's more about a [Am] noise that I felt, you know,
when they told [A] me that.
It went, oh, huh?
You know, it sums it [E] up, really, doesn't it?
Oh, oh, oh.
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
They're not.
Oh, but you can't say that, [D] can you, Murdoch?
Oh, you know, if you [F] haven't got a webby, [Am] you're nowhere, you know.
That's how it is now, you know.
What was the question?
Yes, these words are important.
Could you go away?
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_ _ [Am] Oh, that's a ridiculous question.
Gorillas, of course.
He's [D] not really_
He's not [A] really a_
He's not.
He's not.
No, not as we know it to be.
He's not really [G] an artist, is he?
He's a close [G#] personal friend of yours, of course.
I think you should be careful what you say about him.
He's got a temper on [E] him, hasn't he, Princey?
You've got to tell me, he's got a lovely right hand.
Have you [F#] seen his right hand?
It's bigger than the left.
Prince, my dog, are we going to_
[A] No, the artist for me_
His right hand's bigger than [Am] his left! _
_ _ _ _ No, did you_
We're going to go to Quebec, actually.
Yes, we've lost our way.
I'm moving on with 2D to St.
John's in Newfoundland.
We're going to settle there.
We're going to open up a little scone shop.
We're going to have swan-shaped scones.
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[N] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ You can't get away with that.
You like [G] the scones?
You like the scones like swans from St.
John's.
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I was thinking [A] of designing an oil rig.
It's a lovely idea,
but I don't think it's going to get off the ground, is it, the oil rig?
Well, it does get off the ground, doesn't it?
No, [Am] no, it's not [D] that_
For someone who [F#] likes to make scones that look [Em] like swans_
The swan scone.
Do you know those bombers, right?
There's like 8 gallons of petrol to the mile.
[Am] Really?
The big bombers.
Hummers.
Oh, right, sorry.
_ _ _ _ _ The worst website I've ever been on is_
I've been on a lot of bad websites.
I think it's probably got to be Burley Clifton's website.
I [E] can't even tell you, but it's so bad.
It's got a big picture of Bernie [Am] on the homepage.
And that was it, really.
And then there was a picture of his leg.
Bernie Clifton's at Canoe View.
One of the [G] greats. _
[Am] _ _ [F#] _ _ [G#] Oh, how.
OK, OK.
OK.
_ Don't flatter yourself, Tony.
You're [E] not that great.
Oh, Frank was better.
Oh, _ Frank was better, huh?
[D#] Come here, come