Chords for Gorillaz - MTV Cribs (HD)
Tempo:
130.5 bpm
Chords used:
Gb
Db
Ab
G
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Db]
[Ab]
[Gb] [Db]
[Ab]
[Gb] Oh yeah, I [Db] forgot you lot were [Ab] coming.
Right.
[B]
Hi, [A] I'm Murdoch Nichols from [D] [B] Gorillaz.
Welcome to my crib.
[Db]
[Eb] [Db]
[B] Come on [Ab] in.
[B] Let me [E] show you round.
Right, okay.
This [Eb] is Kong Studios, the Gorillaz HQ.
Home of the world's biggest band.
Gorillaz, [Gb] [Bb]
[Abm] [Gb] [Eb]
[Bm] and see you soon.
[C] So, come [E] on little chicken, I'll take you round the ranch.
[Db] Yeah.
Okay, this is a treat now folks.
I'm going to show you where [Gbm] Gorillaz make our Moldy Millions selling [E] album.
[B]
No, no, no, don't touch anything.
[E] Don't touch what you can't afford.
You know what I mean, watch the [D] cloth, Moth.
[Gb] This [G] is where like the magic happens, [Ab] you know.
[F] That is Russell, he's our drummer.
[E] Best [A] drummer in Gorillaz.
[E] I said it in the end, I think I might be better.
[A]
[E] [A]
[E] [Am]
[N] I used this little baby here for the Feel Good Inc.
track, Little Beauty.
[Am] We've had SC, we've had Deliso, D12, Roots Maneuver.
[Dm] All the Gorillaz collaborators, and [E] that's easy for you to say.
You know, they've all been [Am] here, they've been through [Dm] this place.
[Gm] Actually, some of them did, they [A] rifled through my [Am] drawers.
I [Bb] wasn't a very player, I was in them at the time.
[Db] [Am]
[Ab] This is a track we made with Mr.
Dennis [C] Hopper.
Actually, he loves Gorillaz, who can blame [Eb] him?
[B] Murdoch, here's a knob.
I'll get him.
[Ab] This is me cutting an onion.
[G] Oh look, our [Abm] singer 2D's in here. Hey, faceache!
[Bbm]
[Ebm] [Db]
[Abm] [Bbm] [Eb] He's a lovely little [Am] fellow.
So I said [G] to her, hey love, you were great in The [C] Mexican.
[Gb] And it wasn't until like two days later when I realised [Cm] Cameron Diaz wasn't in The Mexican.
[G] I'll tell you what, I've seen quite a few episodes of MTV [Cm] Cribs.
And [G] every house is the same.
[G] What's all that about?
[A] The [G] first thing these peasants do when [A] they get any money is buy some [G] tacky show home.
And then fill it up with [Dm] all this shit.
[Am] [B] And they call it [Am] culture.
They wouldn't know [Dm] what a culture was if [G] it jumped up and bit them.
And took them and all of them.
[Gm] Peasants, slags, scumbags.
[N]
Shall we see if Noodle's in?
[Db] Oh, this looks great [Gb] in here.
[Bbm] [Ebm] [Fm] [Bbm]
[Ebm] [Fm] [Bb] Actually, this is the place where we filmed the video [Gm] to our track Dead.
[G]
[Bb] [D]
[Bb] Fuck around, [Eb] mate.
[N] Get out of my room!
Get out!
[Db]
[Dbm] [G] Hey, [E] look at this.
Here is the jeep we used in the 19-2000 video.
[G]
That will cost [Gb] you more than a space [E] shuttle.
[Eb] And that over there [Ab] is my [Bbm] Winnebago.
[Gb]
[Dbm] [Ab] This is the [Bbm] payoff.
My [G] love shack on wheels.
[Ab]
[Eb] [Db]
[Ab] [Fm] This is the real heart of Kong.
The Crib's crib.
[Gb] My prized possession.
[Ab] [Bb]
And over here on the [N] wall are some of my famous celeb chums.
That's me [C] there with Angeline.
[Ebm] I had her.
She's [Dbm] alright.
[B]
That's me [Abm] and Cameron.
[Ab] I've had her too.
[Bb] And that's [Ab] C***.
I've had her too.
Wish I hadn't.
And [Db] that bloke over there, [E] see?
That's my dad.
[C] [Bb] Hey, you there.
Why don't you [Eb] jump in next to me and come and [Ab] feel the quality of these sheets?
[Eb] Real Egyptian silk.
[Gb]
No, [Eb] no, no.
Don't touch [D] that.
Actually, I think it's time [E] you left.
[G] So, [F] that's my crib, baby.
Hey, [Em] listen, I hope you had a wonderful [C] time and gained an insight into the wild, wild ways that gorillas live, you know?
But, hey, listen, I've got some work to do and it's pretty important, so you lot better f***.
[Dbm] [Gb]
[Abm] [Ebm] [Db]
Let's get frisky.
The stench is [Ab] unbelievable.
Brain, finger, some cheese, an eyeball.
Oh, smell that air.
[Bb]
It's like [Db] someone cooking t*** or something.
[Gb]
Hey, everybody, look at me.
I'm a moron.
I'm in good shape, aren't I?
[Abm] [Ebm] The rear end of a hog onto the [Dbm] front of a zebra.
I killed that bear.
[Gb] In your dreams.
No, I did, I did.
I'm one of the best bassists [Fm] you're going to hear, really.
That's some guy looking up [Gb] Malcolm McDowell's a**.
Do you know what?
I thought I saw Arnie Sagnus in [Ab] there once, but it might [Db] have been a hallucination.
[B] You can see the [Db] light from the Earth's core [Bbm] coming through, which I think is really good.
There you [B] are.
He was almost cast as Maria [F] von Trapp.
[Bbm] Is that right?
[Gb] I've done the washing [B] up.
I can't believe it.
Amazing.
[Db] Beats fetching my intercock [Bbm] hat in it.
That's a personal thing.
[Gb] I [B] love hogs.
And ravens are better.
They're bigger, actually.
[Dbm] Bigger wingspan.
One [Eb] hundred and thirty [Gb]-two.
Whose baby's that?
[Eb] [B] Slag.
[Ab]
[Gb] [Db]
[Ab]
[Gb] Oh yeah, I [Db] forgot you lot were [Ab] coming.
Right.
[B]
Hi, [A] I'm Murdoch Nichols from [D] [B] Gorillaz.
Welcome to my crib.
[Db]
[Eb] [Db]
[B] Come on [Ab] in.
[B] Let me [E] show you round.
Right, okay.
This [Eb] is Kong Studios, the Gorillaz HQ.
Home of the world's biggest band.
Gorillaz, [Gb] [Bb]
[Abm] [Gb] [Eb]
[Bm] and see you soon.
[C] So, come [E] on little chicken, I'll take you round the ranch.
[Db] Yeah.
Okay, this is a treat now folks.
I'm going to show you where [Gbm] Gorillaz make our Moldy Millions selling [E] album.
[B]
No, no, no, don't touch anything.
[E] Don't touch what you can't afford.
You know what I mean, watch the [D] cloth, Moth.
[Gb] This [G] is where like the magic happens, [Ab] you know.
[F] That is Russell, he's our drummer.
[E] Best [A] drummer in Gorillaz.
[E] I said it in the end, I think I might be better.
[A]
[E] [A]
[E] [Am]
[N] I used this little baby here for the Feel Good Inc.
track, Little Beauty.
[Am] We've had SC, we've had Deliso, D12, Roots Maneuver.
[Dm] All the Gorillaz collaborators, and [E] that's easy for you to say.
You know, they've all been [Am] here, they've been through [Dm] this place.
[Gm] Actually, some of them did, they [A] rifled through my [Am] drawers.
I [Bb] wasn't a very player, I was in them at the time.
[Db] [Am]
[Ab] This is a track we made with Mr.
Dennis [C] Hopper.
Actually, he loves Gorillaz, who can blame [Eb] him?
[B] Murdoch, here's a knob.
I'll get him.
[Ab] This is me cutting an onion.
[G] Oh look, our [Abm] singer 2D's in here. Hey, faceache!
[Bbm]
[Ebm] [Db]
[Abm] [Bbm] [Eb] He's a lovely little [Am] fellow.
So I said [G] to her, hey love, you were great in The [C] Mexican.
[Gb] And it wasn't until like two days later when I realised [Cm] Cameron Diaz wasn't in The Mexican.
[G] I'll tell you what, I've seen quite a few episodes of MTV [Cm] Cribs.
And [G] every house is the same.
[G] What's all that about?
[A] The [G] first thing these peasants do when [A] they get any money is buy some [G] tacky show home.
And then fill it up with [Dm] all this shit.
[Am] [B] And they call it [Am] culture.
They wouldn't know [Dm] what a culture was if [G] it jumped up and bit them.
And took them and all of them.
[Gm] Peasants, slags, scumbags.
[N]
Shall we see if Noodle's in?
[Db] Oh, this looks great [Gb] in here.
[Bbm] [Ebm] [Fm] [Bbm]
[Ebm] [Fm] [Bb] Actually, this is the place where we filmed the video [Gm] to our track Dead.
[G]
[Bb] [D]
[Bb] Fuck around, [Eb] mate.
[N] Get out of my room!
Get out!
[Db]
[Dbm] [G] Hey, [E] look at this.
Here is the jeep we used in the 19-2000 video.
[G]
That will cost [Gb] you more than a space [E] shuttle.
[Eb] And that over there [Ab] is my [Bbm] Winnebago.
[Gb]
[Dbm] [Ab] This is the [Bbm] payoff.
My [G] love shack on wheels.
[Ab]
[Eb] [Db]
[Ab] [Fm] This is the real heart of Kong.
The Crib's crib.
[Gb] My prized possession.
[Ab] [Bb]
And over here on the [N] wall are some of my famous celeb chums.
That's me [C] there with Angeline.
[Ebm] I had her.
She's [Dbm] alright.
[B]
That's me [Abm] and Cameron.
[Ab] I've had her too.
[Bb] And that's [Ab] C***.
I've had her too.
Wish I hadn't.
And [Db] that bloke over there, [E] see?
That's my dad.
[C] [Bb] Hey, you there.
Why don't you [Eb] jump in next to me and come and [Ab] feel the quality of these sheets?
[Eb] Real Egyptian silk.
[Gb]
No, [Eb] no, no.
Don't touch [D] that.
Actually, I think it's time [E] you left.
[G] So, [F] that's my crib, baby.
Hey, [Em] listen, I hope you had a wonderful [C] time and gained an insight into the wild, wild ways that gorillas live, you know?
But, hey, listen, I've got some work to do and it's pretty important, so you lot better f***.
[Dbm] [Gb]
[Abm] [Ebm] [Db]
Let's get frisky.
The stench is [Ab] unbelievable.
Brain, finger, some cheese, an eyeball.
Oh, smell that air.
[Bb]
It's like [Db] someone cooking t*** or something.
[Gb]
Hey, everybody, look at me.
I'm a moron.
I'm in good shape, aren't I?
[Abm] [Ebm] The rear end of a hog onto the [Dbm] front of a zebra.
I killed that bear.
[Gb] In your dreams.
No, I did, I did.
I'm one of the best bassists [Fm] you're going to hear, really.
That's some guy looking up [Gb] Malcolm McDowell's a**.
Do you know what?
I thought I saw Arnie Sagnus in [Ab] there once, but it might [Db] have been a hallucination.
[B] You can see the [Db] light from the Earth's core [Bbm] coming through, which I think is really good.
There you [B] are.
He was almost cast as Maria [F] von Trapp.
[Bbm] Is that right?
[Gb] I've done the washing [B] up.
I can't believe it.
Amazing.
[Db] Beats fetching my intercock [Bbm] hat in it.
That's a personal thing.
[Gb] I [B] love hogs.
And ravens are better.
They're bigger, actually.
[Dbm] Bigger wingspan.
One [Eb] hundred and thirty [Gb]-two.
Whose baby's that?
[Eb] [B] Slag.
Key:
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Ab
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B
Gb
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Ab
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_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ [Db] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
_ _ [Gb] Oh yeah, _ I [Db] forgot you lot were [Ab] coming.
Right.
_ [B] _ _
Hi, [A] I'm Murdoch Nichols from [D] [B] Gorillaz. _
Welcome to my crib.
_ [Db] _ _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ [Db] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] Come on [Ab] in. _
_ _ [B] _ _ Let me [E] show you round.
Right, okay.
This [Eb] is Kong Studios, the Gorillaz HQ. _
Home of the world's biggest band. _ _
_ Gorillaz, [Gb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
[Abm] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
_ [Bm] and see you soon. _ _ _
_ _ [C] So, come [E] on little chicken, I'll take you round the ranch. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Db] Yeah. _
Okay, this is a treat now folks.
I'm going to show you where [Gbm] Gorillaz make our Moldy Millions selling [E] album.
[B]
No, no, no, don't touch anything.
[E] Don't touch what you can't afford.
You know what I mean, watch the [D] cloth, Moth.
[Gb] This _ _ [G] is where like the magic happens, [Ab] you know.
_ [F] That is Russell, he's our drummer.
_ [E] _ Best [A] drummer in Gorillaz.
[E] I said it in the end, I think I might be better.
[A] _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ I used this little baby here for the Feel Good Inc.
track, Little Beauty. _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ We've had SC, we've had Deliso, D12, Roots Maneuver.
[Dm] _ All the Gorillaz collaborators, and [E] that's easy for you to say.
You know, they've all been [Am] here, they've been through [Dm] this place.
_ [Gm] Actually, some of them did, they [A] rifled through my [Am] drawers.
_ I [Bb] wasn't a very player, I was in them at the time.
[Db] _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ [Ab] _ This is a track we made with Mr.
Dennis [C] Hopper.
Actually, he loves Gorillaz, who can blame [Eb] him?
_ _ _ _ [B] Murdoch, here's a knob.
_ _ _ I'll get him. _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ This is me cutting an onion.
_ _ _ [G] Oh look, our [Abm] singer 2D's in here. Hey, faceache!
_ [Bbm] _ _
_ _ [Ebm] _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ [Bbm] _ [Eb] He's a lovely little [Am] fellow.
_ So I said [G] to her, hey love, you were great in The [C] Mexican.
[Gb] And it wasn't until like two days later when I realised [Cm] Cameron Diaz wasn't in The Mexican. _ _
_ [G] I'll tell you what, I've seen quite a few episodes of MTV [Cm] Cribs.
And _ [G] every house is the same.
_ [G] _ What's all that about? _
_ _ [A] _ _ The [G] first thing these peasants do when [A] they get any money is buy some [G] tacky show home.
And then fill it up with [Dm] all this shit.
[Am] _ _ _ [B] And they call it [Am] culture.
They wouldn't know [Dm] what a culture was if [G] it jumped up and bit them.
And took them and all of them. _ _ _
_ [Gm] Peasants, slags, scumbags.
[N] _ _
_ _ _ _ Shall we see if Noodle's in? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Db] _ Oh, _ this looks great [Gb] in here.
[Bbm] _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Fm] _ _ [Bbm] _
_ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Fm] _ [Bb] Actually, this is the place where we filmed the video [Gm] to our track Dead.
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ Fuck around, [Eb] mate.
_ [N] Get out of my room!
Get out! _
_ _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Dbm] _ _ _ [G] Hey, _ [E] look at this.
Here is the jeep we used in the 19-2000 video. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G]
That will cost [Gb] you more than a space [E] shuttle. _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ And that over there [Ab] is my _ [Bbm] Winnebago.
_ [Gb] _ _ _
[Dbm] _ _ [Ab] This is the [Bbm] payoff.
My [G] love shack on wheels.
[Ab] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Db] _ _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Fm] This is the real heart of Kong.
The Crib's crib.
[Gb] My prized possession.
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ And over here on the [N] wall are some of my famous celeb chums.
That's me [C] there with Angeline.
[Ebm] _ I had her.
She's [Dbm] alright.
_ [B]
That's me [Abm] and Cameron.
[Ab] I've had her too. _ _
_ _ [Bb] And that's [Ab] C***.
I've had her too.
Wish I hadn't.
And [Db] that bloke over there, [E] see?
That's my dad.
_ [C] _ _ [Bb] _ Hey, you there.
Why don't you [Eb] jump in next to me and come and [Ab] feel the quality of these sheets?
[Eb] Real Egyptian silk.
_ [Gb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
No, _ [Eb] _ _ no, no.
Don't touch [D] that.
_ Actually, I think it's time [E] you left. _
_ _ [G] _ So, [F] that's my crib, baby.
Hey, [Em] listen, I hope you had a wonderful [C] time and gained an insight into the wild, wild ways that gorillas live, you know?
But, hey, listen, I've got some _ work to do and it's pretty important, so you lot better f***.
_ _ _ [Dbm] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Db]
Let's get frisky.
The stench is _ [Ab] unbelievable.
Brain, _ finger, some cheese, an eyeball.
_ _ Oh, smell that air.
[Bb]
It's like [Db] someone cooking t*** or something.
_ [Gb] _
Hey, everybody, look at me.
I'm a moron. _
I'm in good shape, aren't I?
[Abm] _ [Ebm] The rear end of a hog onto the [Dbm] front of a zebra.
I killed that bear.
[Gb] In your dreams.
No, I did, I did.
I'm one of the best bassists [Fm] you're going to hear, really.
That's some guy looking up [Gb] Malcolm McDowell's a**.
Do you know what?
I thought I saw Arnie Sagnus in [Ab] there once, but it might [Db] have been a hallucination.
[B] You can see the [Db] light from the Earth's core [Bbm] _ coming through, which I think is really good.
There you [B] are.
He was almost cast as Maria [F] von Trapp.
[Bbm] Is that right?
[Gb] I've done the washing [B] up.
I can't believe it.
Amazing.
[Db] Beats fetching my intercock [Bbm] hat in it.
That's a personal thing.
[Gb] I [B] love hogs.
And ravens are better.
They're bigger, actually.
[Dbm] Bigger wingspan.
One [Eb] hundred and thirty [Gb]-two.
_ _ Whose baby's that?
[Eb] _ _ _ [B] _ Slag. _ _
_ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ [Db] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
_ _ [Gb] Oh yeah, _ I [Db] forgot you lot were [Ab] coming.
Right.
_ [B] _ _
Hi, [A] I'm Murdoch Nichols from [D] [B] Gorillaz. _
Welcome to my crib.
_ [Db] _ _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ [Db] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] Come on [Ab] in. _
_ _ [B] _ _ Let me [E] show you round.
Right, okay.
This [Eb] is Kong Studios, the Gorillaz HQ. _
Home of the world's biggest band. _ _
_ Gorillaz, [Gb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
[Abm] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
_ [Bm] and see you soon. _ _ _
_ _ [C] So, come [E] on little chicken, I'll take you round the ranch. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Db] Yeah. _
Okay, this is a treat now folks.
I'm going to show you where [Gbm] Gorillaz make our Moldy Millions selling [E] album.
[B]
No, no, no, don't touch anything.
[E] Don't touch what you can't afford.
You know what I mean, watch the [D] cloth, Moth.
[Gb] This _ _ [G] is where like the magic happens, [Ab] you know.
_ [F] That is Russell, he's our drummer.
_ [E] _ Best [A] drummer in Gorillaz.
[E] I said it in the end, I think I might be better.
[A] _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ I used this little baby here for the Feel Good Inc.
track, Little Beauty. _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ We've had SC, we've had Deliso, D12, Roots Maneuver.
[Dm] _ All the Gorillaz collaborators, and [E] that's easy for you to say.
You know, they've all been [Am] here, they've been through [Dm] this place.
_ [Gm] Actually, some of them did, they [A] rifled through my [Am] drawers.
_ I [Bb] wasn't a very player, I was in them at the time.
[Db] _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _
_ _ _ [Ab] _ This is a track we made with Mr.
Dennis [C] Hopper.
Actually, he loves Gorillaz, who can blame [Eb] him?
_ _ _ _ [B] Murdoch, here's a knob.
_ _ _ I'll get him. _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ This is me cutting an onion.
_ _ _ [G] Oh look, our [Abm] singer 2D's in here. Hey, faceache!
_ [Bbm] _ _
_ _ [Ebm] _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ [Bbm] _ [Eb] He's a lovely little [Am] fellow.
_ So I said [G] to her, hey love, you were great in The [C] Mexican.
[Gb] And it wasn't until like two days later when I realised [Cm] Cameron Diaz wasn't in The Mexican. _ _
_ [G] I'll tell you what, I've seen quite a few episodes of MTV [Cm] Cribs.
And _ [G] every house is the same.
_ [G] _ What's all that about? _
_ _ [A] _ _ The [G] first thing these peasants do when [A] they get any money is buy some [G] tacky show home.
And then fill it up with [Dm] all this shit.
[Am] _ _ _ [B] And they call it [Am] culture.
They wouldn't know [Dm] what a culture was if [G] it jumped up and bit them.
And took them and all of them. _ _ _
_ [Gm] Peasants, slags, scumbags.
[N] _ _
_ _ _ _ Shall we see if Noodle's in? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Db] _ Oh, _ this looks great [Gb] in here.
[Bbm] _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Fm] _ _ [Bbm] _
_ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Fm] _ [Bb] Actually, this is the place where we filmed the video [Gm] to our track Dead.
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ Fuck around, [Eb] mate.
_ [N] Get out of my room!
Get out! _
_ _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Dbm] _ _ _ [G] Hey, _ [E] look at this.
Here is the jeep we used in the 19-2000 video. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G]
That will cost [Gb] you more than a space [E] shuttle. _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ And that over there [Ab] is my _ [Bbm] Winnebago.
_ [Gb] _ _ _
[Dbm] _ _ [Ab] This is the [Bbm] payoff.
My [G] love shack on wheels.
[Ab] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Db] _ _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Fm] This is the real heart of Kong.
The Crib's crib.
[Gb] My prized possession.
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ And over here on the [N] wall are some of my famous celeb chums.
That's me [C] there with Angeline.
[Ebm] _ I had her.
She's [Dbm] alright.
_ [B]
That's me [Abm] and Cameron.
[Ab] I've had her too. _ _
_ _ [Bb] And that's [Ab] C***.
I've had her too.
Wish I hadn't.
And [Db] that bloke over there, [E] see?
That's my dad.
_ [C] _ _ [Bb] _ Hey, you there.
Why don't you [Eb] jump in next to me and come and [Ab] feel the quality of these sheets?
[Eb] Real Egyptian silk.
_ [Gb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
No, _ [Eb] _ _ no, no.
Don't touch [D] that.
_ Actually, I think it's time [E] you left. _
_ _ [G] _ So, [F] that's my crib, baby.
Hey, [Em] listen, I hope you had a wonderful [C] time and gained an insight into the wild, wild ways that gorillas live, you know?
But, hey, listen, I've got some _ work to do and it's pretty important, so you lot better f***.
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_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Db]
Let's get frisky.
The stench is _ [Ab] unbelievable.
Brain, _ finger, some cheese, an eyeball.
_ _ Oh, smell that air.
[Bb]
It's like [Db] someone cooking t*** or something.
_ [Gb] _
Hey, everybody, look at me.
I'm a moron. _
I'm in good shape, aren't I?
[Abm] _ [Ebm] The rear end of a hog onto the [Dbm] front of a zebra.
I killed that bear.
[Gb] In your dreams.
No, I did, I did.
I'm one of the best bassists [Fm] you're going to hear, really.
That's some guy looking up [Gb] Malcolm McDowell's a**.
Do you know what?
I thought I saw Arnie Sagnus in [Ab] there once, but it might [Db] have been a hallucination.
[B] You can see the [Db] light from the Earth's core [Bbm] _ coming through, which I think is really good.
There you [B] are.
He was almost cast as Maria [F] von Trapp.
[Bbm] Is that right?
[Gb] I've done the washing [B] up.
I can't believe it.
Amazing.
[Db] Beats fetching my intercock [Bbm] hat in it.
That's a personal thing.
[Gb] I [B] love hogs.
And ravens are better.
They're bigger, actually.
[Dbm] Bigger wingspan.
One [Eb] hundred and thirty [Gb]-two.
_ _ Whose baby's that?
[Eb] _ _ _ [B] _ Slag. _ _