Chords for Grandad's Got a Bone
Tempo:
73.5 bpm
Chords used:
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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The old bastard lay sprawled on the nursing home floor, he'd been wanking and fell out of his chair.
[A] And as he fell on his guts, his colostomy [E] buds splattering muck and guck [D] and shit everywhere.
was all up the wall on the matron and all, it was caked on her [G] apron and hair.
ducked for cover, that filthy old bugger just sat there with his cock in [D] his hand.
Oh, couldn't have been a worse day, cause it was his birthday, with the rallies rallied all round his bed.
[A] Absolutely amazed that it actually made another birthday, cause he should have [D] been dead.
that mucking and fighting that he'd done in his life, he should have been hung years ago.
The old bastard lay sprawled on the nursing home floor, he'd been wanking and fell out of his chair.
[A] And as he fell on his guts, his colostomy [E] buds splattering muck and guck [D] and shit everywhere.
was all up the wall on the matron and all, it was caked on her [G] apron and hair.
ducked for cover, that filthy old bugger just sat there with his cock in [D] his hand.
Oh, couldn't have been a worse day, cause it was his birthday, with the rallies rallied all round his bed.
[A] Absolutely amazed that it actually made another birthday, cause he should have [D] been dead.
that mucking and fighting that he'd done in his life, he should have been hung years ago.
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The old bastard lay sprawled on the nursing home floor, he'd been wanking and fell out of his chair.
[A] And as he fell on his guts, his colostomy [E] buds splattering muck and guck [D] and shit everywhere.
It was all up the wall on the matron and all, it was caked on her [G] apron and hair.
[A] And as we ducked for cover, that filthy old bugger just sat there with his cock in [D] his hand. _
Oh, couldn't have been a worse day, cause it was his birthday, with the rallies rallied all round his bed.
[A] Absolutely amazed that it actually made another birthday, cause he should have [D] been dead.
With all that mucking and fighting that he'd done in his life, he should have been hung years ago.
[A] By any number of blokes whose missus he'd poked with that monster he was [D] stroking there now.
Oh, Grandad's got his stiffy, _ Grandad's got his [A] phone.
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone.
He's OD'd on Viagra, call Grandmother up on [G] the phone. _
[A] Grandad's got his stiffy, Grandad's [D] got his phone. _
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_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [D] But he just wouldn't stop winking, so he chucked on a blanket, so the women and kids couldn't see.
[A] His battered banana hanging out his pyjamas and the cum stain [D] and shit on his sheets.
But that filthy old bastard sat cackling, laughing, just waving his slug in the air.
[A] And by the look in his eye, matron knew it was time everybody get the [D] fuck out. _
Cause Grandad's got his stiffy, Grandad's [A] got his phone.
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone.
Cause Grandad's going ballistic, call Grandmother up on the phone.
[A]
Grandad's got his stiffy, Grandad's got [D] his phone. _
Grandad's got his stiffy, _ Grandad's got his [A] phone.
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone.
He's calling himself to pieces, call Grandmother up on the phone.
_ [A] Grandad's got his stiffy, Grandad's got his phone.
Grandad's got his stiffy, Grandad's got [D] his phone.
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
The old bastard lay sprawled on the nursing home floor, he'd been wanking and fell out of his chair.
[A] And as he fell on his guts, his colostomy [E] buds splattering muck and guck [D] and shit everywhere.
It was all up the wall on the matron and all, it was caked on her [G] apron and hair.
[A] And as we ducked for cover, that filthy old bugger just sat there with his cock in [D] his hand. _
Oh, couldn't have been a worse day, cause it was his birthday, with the rallies rallied all round his bed.
[A] Absolutely amazed that it actually made another birthday, cause he should have [D] been dead.
With all that mucking and fighting that he'd done in his life, he should have been hung years ago.
[A] By any number of blokes whose missus he'd poked with that monster he was [D] stroking there now.
Oh, Grandad's got his stiffy, _ Grandad's got his [A] phone.
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone.
He's OD'd on Viagra, call Grandmother up on [G] the phone. _
[A] Grandad's got his stiffy, Grandad's [D] got his phone. _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [D] But he just wouldn't stop winking, so he chucked on a blanket, so the women and kids couldn't see.
[A] His battered banana hanging out his pyjamas and the cum stain [D] and shit on his sheets.
But that filthy old bastard sat cackling, laughing, just waving his slug in the air.
[A] And by the look in his eye, matron knew it was time everybody get the [D] fuck out. _
Cause Grandad's got his stiffy, Grandad's [A] got his phone.
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone.
Cause Grandad's going ballistic, call Grandmother up on the phone.
[A]
Grandad's got his stiffy, Grandad's got [D] his phone. _
Grandad's got his stiffy, _ Grandad's got his [A] phone.
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone.
He's calling himself to pieces, call Grandmother up on the phone.
_ [A] Grandad's got his stiffy, Grandad's got his phone.
Grandad's got his stiffy, Grandad's got [D] his phone.
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