Chords for Grandma Bought a Hog - Nothin' Fancy

But anyway, I'll tell you how I come about to write this song.
I was driving from Columbus, Ohio out here to get with the guys,
and it was a nice warm day, and I got to noticing a lot of Harley Davidson motorcycles
was on the road that day.
And I got to looking around,
and _ there was a lot of women driving these Harley Davidson motorcycles.
_ And they weren't necessarily all that young.
So I wrote this song, and hopefully Harley Davidson is going to give us a sponsorship _
after they [C#] hear this, and we won't [A] be riding around in no yellow bus
once we get that [A#] endorsed.
_ [Bm] _ _
But we hope [G#] you like the song.
This is one entitled, [G] Grandma Bought a Hog.
_ [F] _ _ _ I'm _ _ _ going to let [Cm] them get that out of their [C#] system. _ _
_ [G#m] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ Oh wait, I don't have any.
Alright, listen to this.
Grandma bought a hog.
_ [D] _ _ _ [G] _
_ [D] _ _ [E] _ _ [D] _ _ _
When I grandma went to the Harley [G] store one Saturday [D]
afternoon,
a salesman says, can I help you ma [E]'am, do you need to use our restaurant?
[D] She said, look here boy, I might be [G] old, but I'll show you what I'm going to do.
Cause I'm here to buy a [E] superglide, something in [D] the shade of blue.
[D] _ _ [G] Grandma bought a hog, [D]
grandma bought a hog.
If you're thinking about making a mistake, then she bought a ride home. _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ My grandma looked all around that store, [G] and she found the one she liked.
It was a 2010 800 [E] pound superglide [A] motorbike.
She [D] said, Mr.
Salesman, you can help me now.
And she gave him a little grin.
Said, if you open that door, I'll fire it up, [E] I'd like to take a [Dm] pour of the skin. _
_ [G] Grandma bought a [D] hog, grandma bought a hog.
If you're thinking about making a mistake, [A] then she [D] bought a ride home.
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_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ [C#m] _ _ [D] _ _ [Am] _ _ [G] _
_ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ When I grandma was dressed in leather,
and boys, it's quite a sight.
I think she got caught in a [E] rainstorm, cause it looks like
[A] it fits too tight.
[D] She had all the grandchildren's names [G] tattooed and showed them
[D] to me, and [G] I said, I'm going to get a little more.
And I came to [D] say there's nothing [B] like kids, but they sure do love my hog. _ _
[G] Grandma bought a hog, [D] grandma bought a hog.
If you're thinking about making a [A] mistake, then she bought a ride home. _
_ _ Grandma bought a [G] hog, [D] grandma bought a hog.
If you're thinking about making a mistake, [A] then she bought a ride [D] home.
Grandma bought a Harley Davidson motorcycle, she got herself a ride home.
A 2010 800 pound superglide motorbike.
Harley Davidson, going over the cedar in that leather jean look sexy,
hog counting one. _ _
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