Chords for Grandpa Jones- Gee from Haw

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[D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ they'd put me in the jail, [G] I wouldn't know how to go my [D] bail.
Asked you the lawyer to figure out the law, but I don't [A] know G from [D] Hall.
I don't know G from [G] Hall.
Wish I [D] had some knowledge, [G] it ain't no [D] fun to be a numb.
I wish I'd have gone to college.
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[D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ Believe my sweeties are cheatin' on [G] me, tryin' every way to find out you see.
[D] Talk to her ma and I talk to her pa, but I don't know G from Hall.
I don't know G from Hall.
Wish I had some knowledge, [G] it ain't no fun to [A] be a numb.
I wish I'd have [D] gone to college.
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[D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ Married a little gal and I got a [G] divorce.
Married her ma and I made things [D] worse.
Think I'll marry her old grandma, cause I don't [A] know G from [D] Hall.
I don't know G from [G] Hall.
Wish I [D] had some knowledge, [G] well it ain't no [D] fun to be a [A] numb.
I wish I'd have [D] gone to [G] college. _
[D] _ _ [E] _ _ [D] _ Touched thinner rope, but I don't know [G] how.
Work on a farm, but I can't milk a [D] cow.
Try to cut a log with an old hacksaw, cause I don't [A] know G from [D] Hall.
I don't know G from Hall.
Wish I had some knowledge, well it ain't no fun to be a [A] numb.
I wish [D] I'd have gone to college.
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[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ That's why people impose on [G] me, cause I'm so doggone dumb you [D] see.
Should have taken a lesson or two, so I could [A] learn just what to [D] do.
I don't know G from Hall.
Wish I had some knowledge, [G] well it ain't no [D] fun to be a [Em] numb.
I wish I'd have [D] gone to college.
I don't know G from [G] Hall.
Wish I [D] had some knowledge, [G] well it ain't no [D] fun to be a [A] numb.
I wish I'd have [D] gone to college. _ _