Chords for great big sea - helmet head

Brothers and [F] sisters, _ _ the tale of Helmet Head.
_ _ _ _ I was just 17 [C] when I made [F] the HL.
[Bb] I couldn't [F] skate in junior but [G] my fists rang [C] like a bell.
_ _ [Bb] I'll never [F] win a title and I'll never [Dm] win the cup. _ _
_ _ _ _ [Am] _ When it comes to ladies I've had the best of luck.
[F] My first girl was a slime when [C] she was hanging [F] around her wig.
She sent me off with her mom [G] as fast as [C] she could [Bb] make.
She kicked me [F] shots, I'll write her [C] love, her [Dm] daughter I'll sleep [E] close.
[F] Drained of paper, [C] nothing to make [F] up for.
I have [C] wrote so goodbye.
Happy what?
[F] It's [C] all gone by the [Bb] way.
She had [F] the [C] face of a hunk as I played my face.
So goodbye. _
[F] And I'm glad you [C] shared my [Bb] bed.
I'll never [F] touch the thumb [C] of the helmet [Dm] on his head. _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ Shot nothing but my [C] gun on his joy [F] of it.
[Bb] _ Tongue and [F] shirt was red as [G] fuck, he had [C] men's car.
[Bb] Girl's foot [F] was a [C] bootleg [D] legendary foot peg.
[F] And if he has direct [C] heaven I want to [F] pick my neck.
[C] So goodbye.
Happy what?
[F]
It's all gone [C] by the way.
[Bb] She [F] had the face [C] of a hunk as I played my face.
So goodbye.
And [F]
I'm glad [C] you shared my bed.
[Bb] I'll never [F] touch the thumb [C] of the helmet [Dm] on his head.
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_ _ Good one, he fucked me up in [Bb] tears.
He screamed [F] and probably [G] cursed and followed [C] it in my ears.
[Bb] _ [F] I should have made [C] him say I had [Dm] a deadly ring.
[F] I had all my contracts [C] and some money for the ring. So goodbye.
Happy what?
[F] It's all [C] gone by the [Bb] way.
She [F] had the face [C] of a hunk as I played my face.
So goodbye.
_ [F] And I'm glad [C] you shared my [Bb] bed.
I'll never [F] touch the [C] thumb of the [Dm] helmet on his head.
Hands up, hands up.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Should have sent a letter and a water bag to the light.
[Bb] But I'm cleaning out [F] my locker [G] cause time is [C] getting tight.
[Bb] I'm calling [F] from the airport perhaps [Dm] another day.
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_ _ _ _ I'm calling from [C] the airport.
He had a drink with me.
So goodbye.
Happy [F] what?
It's all gone [C] by the [Bb] way.
She [F] had the face [C] of a hunk as I played my face.
So goodbye.
[Dm] And I'm glad you [C] shared my bed.
[Bb] I'll never [F] touch the [C] thumb of the [Dm] helmet on his head.
[Bb] I'll never [F] touch the thumb [C] of the helmet [Dm] on his head.
[Bb] I'll never [F] touch the thumb of the helmet [D] on his head.
[F] Happy what? _
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