Great Big Stupid World Chords by Randy Stonehill

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[G] Well, we worship at the Shroud of Elvis, and we're waiting [D] for that money from Ed [G] McMahon,
and we're [D] drinking from the [G] Berrier Fountain of [C] Youth, while we follow [G] what the Daily _ [C] Porus goes saying.
[D] Taking lethal doses of MTV, _
[C] delving into pet _ _ psychiatry, [D] trying to treat cancer with a
different juice cure, [C] and waiting for the Beatles [D] reunion tour, [G] cause it's a great big stupid world.
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And we're feeling kinda queasy as it turns around, great big stupid world. _
And we're never [F] really sure [G] if we're up [F] or down, we're [D] on a dirt clot out [Am] in space, _ [D] where
it's got nobody [Am] to know. _
[D] And Jesus came back [Am] today, _ they [C] tried to book him on the Oprah [D] Winfrey show, [G] cause it's
a great big stupid, great [C] big stupid, [G] great big [D] stupid _ _ [G] world.
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[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _
We're hot on the trail of Bigfoot, and we're wearing [D] crystals [G] to feel the power, we're
hoping [D] that the creatures [G] from outer space, [C] come to set [G] us free in that [C] final hour.
[D] Trying to tell the future from the lumps on our heads, [C] getting melanoma from our tanning
beds, [D] _ channeling Houdini with Shirley MacLaine, [C] and trying to figure out [D] what the dolphins are saying.
[G] It's a great big stupid world, [C] _
[G] and we're feeling kinda queasy as it [F] turns around, [G] great big stupid world.
[C] _
[G] And we're never [C] really sure [G] if we're up [F] or down, [D] we're on a dirt [B] clot out [Am] in space, _ [D] where
it's got nobody [Am] to know.
And [D] Jesus came back [Am] today, they [C] tried to book him on the Oprah [D] Winfrey show, [G] cause it's
a great big stupid, great big stupid, great big [D] stupid _ _ [G] world.
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ Well [G] it's a great [D] big [G] stupid _ [D] world.
[C] Dum dum dum, [D] _ [G] it's a stupid world. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ Well we're studying the National _ Enquirer
Is it true [D] Sunny Bono [G] is the _ Antichrist?
We debate if TV wrestling is really a sport
While we're testing rock and roll and its [C] effect on mice
[D] Bonding with our little computer screens
Getting anorexic on our lean cuisines
Turning plastic surgeons into _ millionaires
[C] So everybody finally [D] gets a look like Cher
[G] It's a great big stupid world
_ And we're feeling [C] kinda queasy [G] as it turns around
Great big stupid _ [C] world
[G] And we're never really sure if we're up [F] or down
[G] It's a great [D] big
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [C] dum dum de dum [D] dum big
stupid [G] world
Great [D] big [G] stupid [D] world
[C] dum dum de dum [D] dum
It's [Eb] a stupid [G] world
Great [D] big [G] stupid [D] world
[C] dum dum de dum [E] dum
Yeah
_ [G] Great [D] big [G] stupid [D] world
[C] dum dum de dum [D] dum
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Kong keep chomp Kong Kong
Keep chomp chomp
Kong Kong chomp RAH!
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Great big stupid world _ _
_ _ _ Great [C] big _
[G] _ _ _ _ stupid _ world
Great big stupid world
Great _ _ big _ _ _ [C] stupid [G] world
Great big stupid world
Great big stupid world
Great big stupid world
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_ _ Great big stupid world
_ Great big stupid world
Great big stupid world
_ Great big stupid world Kong Kong Keep chomp
Kong Kong chomp Kong chomp [Bb] _ [G] Chomp Kong _ _ _ _
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