Chords for Green Day pulls me onstage to play bass for 12,000 people

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[F#] _ [G#] _ [C#] _ _ _ [G#m] _ [B] _ _
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Now, this is what we're gonna [C#] do.
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We [F#m] want to start [C#] a band on stage right now.
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[E] [G#m] So we need three [C#] volunteers.
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[B] _ We need a [C#m] drummer, _ a bass [B] player, _ _ [C#] [G#m] and a guitar player.
[F#] Is there a drummer around?
[G#m] _ _ [D#] Oh, the guy with the glasses.
[G#] Come on, get your ass up here.
The guy with the glasses.
[Em] There [F#] he is.
[G#m] _ All right, it's very simple.
We're gonna do a quick drum lesson.
All it [C#m] is is [Fm] one, two, [G] one, two, [G#] one, two, [C#] one, two, [F#m] one, two, [G#] one, two.
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Who plays bass?
Is there a [B] bass player in the house?
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[C#] _ _ He knows how [F#] to play?
[B] [F#] Which one?
[A#m] Mike, which one do you [C#] want?
Who?
[B] _ [F#] _ _ _
_ [C#] _ _ _ [B] The [F#] guy in the hat?
Which [C#] one?
Can you play?
All right, get your ass up here.
[G#m] Let's go.
[A#] _ [C#] _ _
[F#] Very simple.
[G#m] It's only three [A#m] notes.
Watch.
[C#] And one, _ _ [B] two, [F#] three.
[C#] That's it.
_ That's [B] all you need to know.
[A#m] _ _ [C#]
Yeah, he's got it.
[B] One, two, [C#] one, two, ready, go.
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Yeah!
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[F#] _ [F] Now, _ [F#] the last and [F] final [Fm] ingredient.
_ [D#] _ [F#m] Who knows how [B] to play the [C#] guitar?
_ [F#] _ [C#] [F#] I want the best [D#] fucking guitar [F#] player in New Mexico right now.
[G#] Who [F] plays [D#m] guitar?
_ [E] _ [F#] _ [C#]
Do you know how to [B] play?
[F#m] Okay, get your ass up on [C#] the stage.
The guy in the queen t-shirt.
Here we go.
[B] This [F#] is, we're making dreams [C#] come true, people. _
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_ [B] _ _ [F#] _ _ [C#] Once you know how to do it [B] yourself, boy, you better [F#] make up your [C#] mind.
Once you know how to do this [B] yourself, share a new word in [F#] the North star.
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_ [B] Oh, I [F#] know how to dro-know [C#] the thing.
Oh, I know how to dr-
[B] Oh, I [F#] know how to dro-know the [C#] thing.
Oh, I know how to dro-know.
[B] Oh, I know [F#] how to do-know the thing.
[C#] Oh, I know how to dro-
[B] Oh, [F#] I know how to [C#] dro- Know, know_
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, bring me that guy back, bring him back over here, bring him back over here, [F] bring him, stand over here.
Stand, you [F#] saved our asses, stand [N] back right here, so this is, this is what you gotta do.
You gotta do a stage dive.
_ [G#] Jump!
Jump!
[A] Jump!
Jump!
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Do you have [A#] the time?
[C] Should we [G#] change and rewind?
Love by God's name [D#] ain't everything [A#] I want.
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