Dr. Hackenbush Chords by Groucho Marx

[Ab] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ So [Eb] this is Dr.
Hackenbush, the [Ab] famous [Eb] medical.
You're welcome, Dr.
Hackenbush.
[Db] If that's the [Fm] case, I'll go.
Oh no, you [F] mustn't go.
[Eb] Who said I mustn't go?
[Ab] The only [Fm] reason that I [Ab] came is so that I can [Eb] go. _ _ _
I'm [Ab] Dr.
Hackenbush.
[Gm] My medical [Ab] standing's very high.
Well, anyways, ladies and gentlemen, [Eb] I am [Bb] Dr.
[Eb] Hackenbush.
[Cm] He's Dr.
[Abm] Hackenbush.
[Eb] I'm Dr.
Hackenbush.
[Ab] As a [Bb] matter of fact, to be exact, [Abm] I'm Dr.
[Eb] Hackenbush. _ _
_ _ [Ab] I'm sure we all [Cm] would like to_
_ [Ab] Some facts about [Db] your great career.
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[Gm] [Ab] My friends will [Gm] verify.
Well, anyways, [Ab] ladies and gentlemen, [Eb] I am Dr.
[Cm] Hackenbush.
He's Dr.
_ [B] [Eb] Hackenbush.
I'm Dr.
Hackenbush.
[Abm] You [Bb] never would guess, but nevertheless, [Eb] I'm Dr.
_ Hackenbush.
_ _ For ailments [Ab] abdominal, [G] my charge is [Ab] phenomenal.
_ Though [Eb] I'm great for, [Bb] I've a rate for [Eb] tonsillectomy.
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_ [Ab] Sick and healthy, [Gm] poor and wealthy, [F] come direct to me.
_ [G] _ Oh, _ God [Ab] bless you, they [Eb] yell.
[G] Way, _
_ _ [Ab] send them [Gm] home well.
[Eb] But they never, [Bb] no, they never send [Eb] a check to me. _ _ _
_ I've won acclaim for curing ills, both in the north and south.
You'll find my name is like [G] my pills in [Fm] everybody's mouth.
[Ab] I've never lost [B] a case.
[Eb] He's never lost [A] a case.
[Ab]
I've lost a lot of patients, but I've never lost [Eb] a case. _
_ _ _ [Ab] [Cm] My diagnosis never fails.
[Gm] I know just what [C] to do.
[Ab] Whenever [Eb] anybody yells, [Gm] I'm sympathetic [Fm] too.
[Ab] My heart within me melts.
[Ebm] His heart [D] within him melts.
[Eb] No matter what I treat them for, [Ab] they die for something else. _
_ [Eb] When your nerves start to rock, put your faith in your doc.
When you're [Ab] sick, he will [Eb] stick to the air.
With [Ab] the possible [Eb] exception of your mother, [Ab] a [Bb] doctor's a man's [Eb] best friend.
[Ab]
Yes, a [Bb] doctor's a [Eb] man's best friend.
[Am]
[Gm] A doctor's a man's best [F] friend.
Whoa, [Gm] a [Dm] doctor's a man's [E] best friend.
A doctor [F] [Gm] is a _ _ [Cm] _ [F] _ [Bb] man's best friend.
_ _ Right _ _ [Ab] or wrong, wrong or right, night and day, day and night.
On his call, you can [Eb] always depend.
_ With the possible exception of [G] your mother and your father and your sister [Bb] and your brother
[Eb] and your nephews and [Bb] your [Eb] nieces and your uncles [Ab] and your cousins, [G] whom you number by [Fm] the dozens. _ _
_ A [B] _ _ [Fm] doctor's a _ [Bb] man's_
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