Chords for Guitar Does NOT Get Chicks!

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Oh dreams.
_ Well I got my guitar, I'm off to get some chicks.
Wish me luck.
You shouldn't need any.
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_ [N] _ _ Hi.
I have a guitar.
How about some smoochies? _ _ _
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Hi.
Hello.
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_ [N] _ No no no wait wait no no! _
Can you play that again? _ _ _ _ _
_ That's weird.
_ I thought chicks liked guitar.
Hi.
I'm Stevie T.
And it's well known that chicks love guitars.
Chicks love guitarists.
And I can actually tell you honestly
that it is not true.
Okay.
In the 80's it was true. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Okay but nowadays
these are the types of guys who get the chicks. _ _
_ _ Ladies, ladies, ladies. _
_ _ _ For example,
a large majority of my YouTube videos
are about guitar.
And this is literally the statistics
to my YouTube channel. _ _ _ _ _
I'm a mad magnet!
I'm a mad magnet!
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this is what people think happen.
_ _ Hey.
[Eb] Come here often?
_ _ I play guitar.
What?
Oh.
Now _ this is what actually happens.
_ Hey.
_ Come here often?
I play guitar.
So. _
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No I said I play [Db] guitar!
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[B] _ _ Hey [N] man.
_ Wait.
You're that Stevie T guy.
Yeah yeah.
Dude you rock the guitar.
Thanks man.
I appreciate that.
You must get like tons of chicks.
Yeah right.
I mean.
Oh man do I get chicks.
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Oh!
_ Like literally there is a line up of girls
outside my door.
Not even kidding.
I'm being for actually.
They're literally climbing up to my window like
knock knock knock Stevie T do me do me.
It's like leave me alone.
You know?
Chicks.
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_ _ That's awesome man.
Alright. Take care. _
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[Eb] I'm the one who [N] runs okay. _ _ _
Well.
What did we learn today?
Guitar does not get chicks.
Okay okay okay.
It's a jokey video.
I know there are plenty of chicks who like guitar.
I mean a vast majority of guys
like guitars but there are chicks out there.
And there's nothing hotter than a chick
playing guitar I mean let's just be honest.
In fact.
Just today.
I found a group of chicks who do like my guitar playing.
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_ _ _ Yay.
Yeah like. _
Do you guys like to djent?
[Eb] _ _ Me too.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Yay.
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