Chords for Guns And Roses - Down on The Farm

According to me, a [G] rocker [Abm] growing up in the Midwest
can get you a lot of critical reviews.
_ [E] So, [D] for humor's sake, [Eb] since we don't mind him
and he can take a joke, [Abm] this is the only farm song we know by
[Eb] a fun man called the UK Subs.
Don't take it too personal, but [Ab] this song rocks.
It's called, Devil on the Farm.
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[Eb] need some [Gb] insulation,
[Db] while I do some [Ab] plowing,
just [Eb] _ [Ab] like a vegetable.
[Db] _ [Ab] On the farm, nobody [Gb] comes to see me,
[Db] nobody here to [Ab] clean me off.
[Eb] I ain't even got [Gb] _ _ [Db] a
salary [Ab] on the farm.
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[Eb] I told them to [Gb] _ _ [Db] get [Ab] the farm [Eb] salary _ [Gb] _ _ [Db] on [Ab] the farm. _
[Eb] They [Gb] said that,
[Db] they ain't never heard of UK [Ab] Farm. _
[Eb] I'm a fish out of water,
_ [Db] down here on [Ab] the farm.
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[Eb] I write a thousand letters,
put my fingers all [Ab] over them,
[Eb] but I ain't never seen [Gb] no post-it.
[Db] Down here [Ab] on the farm,
[Eb] I put my [Gb] baby on the telephone,
[Ab] I make home out, have some fun.
[Eb] She knows [Gb] what the goal is,
[Eb] down [Ab] here on the farm.
[Eb] I'm not falling in love [Gb] with the_
[Db] I'm not falling in love with the law,
[Eb] but everything [Ab] smells of horse shit,
[Db] down [Ab] here on the farm.
[Eb] We [Gb] share this beautiful,
[Db] _ [Ab] that's so much fun.
I love my [Gb] baby,
I need to know [Db] her.
_ [Ab] That's why,
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[Eb] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Db] I'm down on the farm.
_ Down on the farm.
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