Slaughterama Chords by Gwar

_ _ _ Let the battle cry [Ab] go forth, which is give the people what they want.
And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter of the gutter slime that
litters this nation for [Bb] cash and prizes.
[Abm] Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big.
[Eb] Cause when your life is shit, then you [Db] haven't got much to [Ebm] lose on Snotty Rock.
_ _ _ This next geek is guilty [Db] of [Ab] following a dream full of bad life, and [Db] which is made of water.
So [Eb] he tried to tell us, [Db] give beef a chance.
[Eb] You met the national guard and you're shitting [Db] your pants.
[Ebm] It's not your imagination, it's [Db] not a bad trippy.
[Ab] Yes, that's him, he's a [Db] very smelly [Bb] hippie.
Oh, Mr.
Hippie, nice to meet y'all.
Hey, you got a little shit to swing your toes.
So, how are [Bbm] things at the old manure factory?
_ How's a little [Bb] tofu?
_ [E]
[Db] What?
She grew another head.
Well, [Eb] you gotta [Db] lay off [B] that [Bbm] LSD, you know.
[B] [Bbm] Kinda makes your offspring goofy looking.
_ _ [Eb] So, how do you hide money [B] from a hippie?
_ Put it under the soap!
[Ab] _ _ _ [A] _ [Ab] _ I'm sorry, but that handle [Am] wasn't in [Ab] time.
You're gonna have to push your mouth harness. _
_ [F] Do [A] your home clean [Ab] up!
Good [A] thing I was such an expert [D] shot with the [Ebm] national guard back in Penn State.
I'm back for that day.
[B] There's nothing [F] like hippie, honey.
My [Eb] dad always used to get me [Db] along with Lee Harvey [E] Oswald. _
_ _ _ [Eb] Alright, we're rockin' now!
[Db] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] World's biggest hair, [Db] world's tightest [Eb] pants.
Got no circulation, but [Db] you still can [Eb] dance.
Fashion is a statement, _ [Db] sometimes a risk.
[Eb] Every fashion has [Ab] its faults, but yours [Db] is the pits.
[Eb] Always in black, looks [Db] like he's dead.
[Eb] Here's the odd [Ab] fag lying on his [Db] front bed.
Mr.
O [Bb]'Baggins!
Oh, Mr.
O'Baggins, come on out here.
_ Say, what a hairdo.
Why, it's awfully [F] big.
As big [Bb] as the, the, the Hindenburg.
It'd probably grow up just as fast if I put this light [Eb] into [Db] it.
[B] But no, [Eb] I'm gonna [Db] hold [B] out [Eb] and ask you this [Ab] question. _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ [N] What ever happened to Eddie Munster?
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [Ab] _ Oh, Honduras, help the boy with his hairdo there.
Ooh, it's getting ripped off! [A] Oh no!
You know that's gotta [F] hurt.
_ [A] What's the other shabby [Ab] dude's face?
Is that a facelift?
Yeah!
Whoa!
[B] He's pulling [A] that face clean off!
[Ab] Oh!
_ _ _ [E] _
Oh, _ _ help [Eb] that son.
Let's get outta here.
_ [Db] _ _ _ [F] _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ [Db] _ _ _ [Eb] Gave up pussy, [Db] stopped doing toot.
[Ab] Now you can't wait to get [Db] some more knuckles.
_ [Eb] Elbows and knuckles, oh [Db] you know how.
[Ab] Follow the herd, just another cow.
Brain full of shit, boots [Db] full of lead.
[Ab] Straight from his lizard, he's the Nazi [Db] Skinhead!
[Bb] _ Oh, Mr.
Nazi Skinhead, how you doing? _
How's the roll of those notes?
Still broken? _
Well, it's good to see you [Db] still on the job.
You know, [Bb] when you're mugging [Bbm] talk show commentators in bathrooms,
always [F] remember that blah, they swap to the turning to the right, not [Eb] to the left.
Always to the right.
[N] Hey, why do Nazi Skinheads wear red [B] suspenders anyways? _ _
You know what I have to tell [Abm] you?
_ [F] _ Time to [Ab] give this Nazi Skinhead one more haircut.
[A] [Ab] Real close [Abm] to the shoulders, right?
[Eb] _ [Ab] Whoa!
Did that make you [A] feel again?
[Bb] Look at all that _ [Gb] PSI in [Abm] his anoid [A] artery.
Whoa!
[F] Is he a special or [A] what?
[Ab] _ _ _ _
[Db] Well, [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] ladies and gentlemen, that's [Bb] all for this week.
We've [E] killed everybody that's worth killing.
Hope [B] you knew that band.
[Bb]
We'll be back next [Bm] week with another [E] edition.
Slut or [Bm] not, slut or [Bb] not, _ _ _ _
[D] _ [E] _ _ _ [B] slut [Bb] or not.
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [E] _ _ _
[B] Slut or [Bb] not, slut or [Ebm] not, [D] slut or not.
There's [E] more of us who step to the [B] spam.
_ [Bb] _ _ _
_ [N] There's more [E] people who just don't [B] care. _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [E] Don't feel sorry for them.
[B] _ _ _ [Fm] _ Slut or not, slut or not.
_ _ [E] They've chosen [B] their own path in [Bb] life.
_ _ [Bm] It's a job.
[E] _ _
[B] _ _ _ [Bb] Slut or [E] not.
It's a job.
_ [B] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [E] It's a job.
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