Chords for Hairy Jane

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Well, she grew up [G] in an Alabama town, [D] had a deadbeat daddy [Am] who never was around.
But she grew up tall [G] and she grew up dumb [D] with them Alabama [Am] boys and her cousins wanting some.
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Well, she got a job [G] when she was 18.
[D] All the boys were excited.
[Am] We couldn't wait to see.
Well, I walked [G] in and I took out my cash.
[D] She said, have a seat, [Am] baby.
I'm gonna shake my ass.
_ [G] _ _ [D] Gonna shake my ass.
_ [Em] Lap dance from Harry J.
Wish she'd fuckin' shaved that [A] thing. _ _ _ _ _ _
[Em] I can see it creepin' out of the sides of her G-string.
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Well, I don't know, [G] but I always thought, [D] looks like buckwheat [Am] in a leg lock.
Tired of trim bush, [G] tired of shaved meat.
[D] It'll keep you warm [Am] while you're munching on a V.
Oh my [G] God, holy shit.
[D] Looks like a giant [Am] chia pet.
Buy me a [G] drink and another [D] dance.
Looks like an [Am] afro in her [Em] pants.
Lap dance from Harry J.
Wish she'd fuckin' shaved that [A] thing. _ _ _ _ _ _
[Em] I can see it creepin' out of the sides of her G [A]-string.
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All the other girls [G] that work there [D] keep the shit trimmed [Am] with minimal hair.
But in walk chain [G] and would you believe, [D] looks like her [Am] vagina's got a weave.
Oh my [G] Lord, oh hell no.
[D] Let them thick-haired girls explode.
It'll never get cold, [G] cause it's like a fur coat.
[D] If it ran for office, [Am] it would have my [Em] vote.
Lap dance from Harry J.
Wish she'd fuckin' shaved that [A] thing. _ _ _ _ _ _
[Em] I can see it creepin' out of the sides of her G [A]-string.
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