The Bug Collector Chords by Haley Heynderickx

[Eb] _ _ [D] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _
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_ _ [D] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ And there's a _ [D] centipede [Bb] naked [Eb] in your bedroom _ _ _ _ And when you swear [D] to God [Bb] the fucker's [Eb] out
to get you _ _ _ _ And my [Bb] dad grunts _
_ [Dm] Cause I must make you [Eb] the perfect _ morning _ _ _ I try [Bb] my best to _ _ [Dm] scoop the [Eb] slugger out the _
window _ And _ _ _
_ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] there's a [D] praying mantis [Bb] prancing on [Eb] your
bathtub _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ _ And [Eb] you swear it's a priest from [Bb] a past life
out [Eb] to get you _ _ _ _ And my dad [Bb] grunts _
_ _ Cause I must make [Eb] you the perfect evening _ _ I try my [Bb]
best _ _ to put the priest [Eb] inside a jam
_ jar _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ [Dm] _ _ _
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[Bb] And [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [Dm] _ _
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[Eb] _ [D] there's a centipede [Bb] angry [Eb] on your carpet
_ _ [Cm] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
[D] And me, [Bb] he's staring with [Gm] a vengeance _ And _ _ I [Bb] digress
_ _ Cause I must make you the [Eb] perfect _ morning _ _ And I try [Bb] my best _ to _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] prove that [Eb] nothing's
out to get you [Cm] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ [Cm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ To _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ prove that nothing's out to get [Eb] you _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
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_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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