Chords for Half Man Half Biscuit - Albert Hammond Bootleg [Official Audio]
Tempo:
134.4 bpm
Chords used:
B
F#
A
E
D#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Start Jamming...
[B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B] I was in search of the umbilical cord and it was all in vain.
So I [D#m] jumped on a train and [B] when I reached my home, the kids [F#] were on their patio [B] looking quite upset.
So I [F#] asked them what was [A] wrong and they said, beware, there's an albaterm and food leg in
the house in there.
[E] An albaterm and [A] food leg in the house, some man [Bm] who introduced [A] himself as Stanley Rouse
came in and [F#m] left this albaterm and food leg in the [B] house.
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B] Talking to a girl [F#] on the south coast of France, [B] she's only eighteen thirty [F#] but has still got the chance.
[B] But on the last night beneath the stars [F#] of Marseille, [B] she said that Robin Asquith was [F#] funny.
[A] Oh God, how [E] I long [A] for a dangerous slave, so I [D] could [A] trust myself to watch an early grave.
I would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you.
I hope you play my songs in [B] DC10.
[D#m] [B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [A]
Oh God, how I long for a dangerous slave, so I could trust myself to watch an early grave.
I would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you.
[Bm] I hope you play my [A] songs in DC10.
Oh, oh, [Bm] oh, oh, oh, oh, [A] oh, oh, oh, oh, [G#] [A] oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
really.
Out
[E] of your [A] curiosity, [E] I dug up [A] Logee Bird [E] and I asked him what [A] petrified forest she
[E] could make them all [A] so scared.
[B] [F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
[D#m] [A]
[Am]
[A]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B] I was in search of the umbilical cord and it was all in vain.
So I [D#m] jumped on a train and [B] when I reached my home, the kids [F#] were on their patio [B] looking quite upset.
So I [F#] asked them what was [A] wrong and they said, beware, there's an albaterm and food leg in
the house in there.
[E] An albaterm and [A] food leg in the house, some man [Bm] who introduced [A] himself as Stanley Rouse
came in and [F#m] left this albaterm and food leg in the [B] house.
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B] Talking to a girl [F#] on the south coast of France, [B] she's only eighteen thirty [F#] but has still got the chance.
[B] But on the last night beneath the stars [F#] of Marseille, [B] she said that Robin Asquith was [F#] funny.
[A] Oh God, how [E] I long [A] for a dangerous slave, so I [D] could [A] trust myself to watch an early grave.
I would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you.
I hope you play my songs in [B] DC10.
[D#m] [B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [A]
Oh God, how I long for a dangerous slave, so I could trust myself to watch an early grave.
I would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you.
[Bm] I hope you play my [A] songs in DC10.
Oh, oh, [Bm] oh, oh, oh, oh, [A] oh, oh, oh, oh, [G#] [A] oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
really.
Out
[E] of your [A] curiosity, [E] I dug up [A] Logee Bird [E] and I asked him what [A] petrified forest she
[E] could make them all [A] so scared.
[B] [F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
[F#] [B]
[D#m] [A]
[Am]
[A]
Key:
B
F#
A
E
D#m
B
F#
A
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_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ _ [B] I was in search of the umbilical cord and it was all in vain.
So I [D#m] jumped on a train and [B] when I reached my home, the kids [F#] were on their patio [B] looking quite upset.
So I [F#] asked them what was [A] wrong and they said, beware, there's an albaterm and food leg in
the house in there.
_ [E] An albaterm and [A] food leg in the house, some man [Bm] who introduced [A] himself as Stanley Rouse
came in and [F#m] left this albaterm and food leg in the [B] house.
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] Talking to a girl [F#] on the south coast of France, [B] she's only eighteen thirty [F#] but has still got the chance.
[B] But on the last night beneath the stars [F#] of Marseille, [B] she said that Robin Asquith was [F#] funny.
_ [A] _ Oh God, how [E] I long [A] for a dangerous slave, so I [D] could [A] trust myself to watch an early grave.
I would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you.
I hope you play my songs in [B] DC10.
_ _ _ [D#m] _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [A] _
Oh God, how I long for a dangerous slave, so I could trust myself to watch an early grave.
I would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you.
[Bm] I hope you play my [A] songs in DC10.
Oh, _ oh, _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] oh, oh, oh, oh, [A] oh, oh, oh, oh, _ [G#] _ [A] oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
really. _
_ Out _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] of your _ [A] _ curiosity, [E] I dug up [A] Logee Bird [E] and I asked him what [A] petrified forest she
[E] could make them all [A] so scared.
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ [D#m] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ _ [B] I was in search of the umbilical cord and it was all in vain.
So I [D#m] jumped on a train and [B] when I reached my home, the kids [F#] were on their patio [B] looking quite upset.
So I [F#] asked them what was [A] wrong and they said, beware, there's an albaterm and food leg in
the house in there.
_ [E] An albaterm and [A] food leg in the house, some man [Bm] who introduced [A] himself as Stanley Rouse
came in and [F#m] left this albaterm and food leg in the [B] house.
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] Talking to a girl [F#] on the south coast of France, [B] she's only eighteen thirty [F#] but has still got the chance.
[B] But on the last night beneath the stars [F#] of Marseille, [B] she said that Robin Asquith was [F#] funny.
_ [A] _ Oh God, how [E] I long [A] for a dangerous slave, so I [D] could [A] trust myself to watch an early grave.
I would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you.
I hope you play my songs in [B] DC10.
_ _ _ [D#m] _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [A] _
Oh God, how I long for a dangerous slave, so I could trust myself to watch an early grave.
I would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you.
[Bm] I hope you play my [A] songs in DC10.
Oh, _ oh, _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] oh, oh, oh, oh, [A] oh, oh, oh, oh, _ [G#] _ [A] oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
really. _
_ Out _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] of your _ [A] _ curiosity, [E] I dug up [A] Logee Bird [E] and I asked him what [A] petrified forest she
[E] could make them all [A] so scared.
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ [D#m] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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