Chords for Half Man Half Biscuit - The Best Things In Life
Tempo:
133.9 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
D
A
Bb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[C]
[Bb]
[G] [C] [Bb]
[G] [C] [Bb]
[A] [C] [Bb]
[G] [C] My Uncle Charlie is a [A] cynical man, [C] and his wife's a touch [Dm] sceptical too.
[G] [C] They've got one of those stickers in the back [A] of their van, [C] it says,
We've seen the prices [Dm] at the zoo.
[G] [C] Well, today I knocked upon their [Gm] door and said that [A] I was passing,
[C] Charlie launched a [G] scathing attack.
[C] When I asked him what I'd done, he [Gm] said,
You [G] stupid bastard, [C] we live in a [Gm] coldy sack.
[G] [C] [Bb]
[G] [Am] [Bb]
[G] [D]
[B] [D]
[G] [D] [G]
[D] [B] [F]
[C] [Bb]
[G] [C] [Bb]
[G] [C] [Bb]
[G] [C] [F]
[G] [C] Went to Darley's [Bb] party, it was [A] fancy dress,
[C] I just stuck an [Am] apple in my [G] face.
[C] I saw a chap who [Bb] obviously was [G] out to impress,
[C] Reckoned he'd kick a [Gm] car in [G] interstate.
He said, [D] Hi there, sir, [G] old blimey, [D] sorry I'm late,
I was [G] getting caught up [D] as a mobile flash [B] acetate.
[G] Me, [D] I got [G] bored, so [D] I went home,
I got [G] into bed, [F]
he came [C] to the conclusion,
[N]
[G] [D]
[Dm] [A]
[D] [E] [D]
[Dm] [A]
[E] [D] There is [Dm] nothing better in life [A] than
Writing [D] on the sole of your [A] sliver with a pile [D]-up.
There is nothing [Dm] better in life than
[D] Writing on the sole [E] of your sliver [A] with a pile [D]-up.
There is nothing [Dm]
better in life [A] than
Writing [D] on the sole of your [A] sliver with a pile [D]-up.
There is nothing [Dm] better in life [E] than
Writing on the sole of your sliver with a pile-up.
Saturday night, instead of going to the pub.
[A] [N]
[Bb]
[G] [C] [Bb]
[G] [C] [Bb]
[A] [C] [Bb]
[G] [C] My Uncle Charlie is a [A] cynical man, [C] and his wife's a touch [Dm] sceptical too.
[G] [C] They've got one of those stickers in the back [A] of their van, [C] it says,
We've seen the prices [Dm] at the zoo.
[G] [C] Well, today I knocked upon their [Gm] door and said that [A] I was passing,
[C] Charlie launched a [G] scathing attack.
[C] When I asked him what I'd done, he [Gm] said,
You [G] stupid bastard, [C] we live in a [Gm] coldy sack.
[G] [C] [Bb]
[G] [Am] [Bb]
[G] [D]
[B] [D]
[G] [D] [G]
[D] [B] [F]
[C] [Bb]
[G] [C] [Bb]
[G] [C] [Bb]
[G] [C] [F]
[G] [C] Went to Darley's [Bb] party, it was [A] fancy dress,
[C] I just stuck an [Am] apple in my [G] face.
[C] I saw a chap who [Bb] obviously was [G] out to impress,
[C] Reckoned he'd kick a [Gm] car in [G] interstate.
He said, [D] Hi there, sir, [G] old blimey, [D] sorry I'm late,
I was [G] getting caught up [D] as a mobile flash [B] acetate.
[G] Me, [D] I got [G] bored, so [D] I went home,
I got [G] into bed, [F]
he came [C] to the conclusion,
[N]
[G] [D]
[Dm] [A]
[D] [E] [D]
[Dm] [A]
[E] [D] There is [Dm] nothing better in life [A] than
Writing [D] on the sole of your [A] sliver with a pile [D]-up.
There is nothing [Dm] better in life than
[D] Writing on the sole [E] of your sliver [A] with a pile [D]-up.
There is nothing [Dm]
better in life [A] than
Writing [D] on the sole of your [A] sliver with a pile [D]-up.
There is nothing [Dm] better in life [E] than
Writing on the sole of your sliver with a pile-up.
Saturday night, instead of going to the pub.
[A] [N]
Key:
G
C
D
A
Bb
G
C
D
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [A] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ [C] My Uncle Charlie is a [A] cynical man, [C] and his wife's a touch [Dm] sceptical too.
[G] _ [C] They've got one of those stickers in the back [A] of their van, [C] it says,
We've seen the prices [Dm] at the zoo.
[G] _ [C] Well, today I knocked upon their [Gm] door and said that [A] I was passing,
[C] Charlie launched a [G] scathing attack.
_ [C] When I asked him what I'd done, he [Gm] said,
You [G] stupid bastard, [C] we live in a [Gm] coldy sack.
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [F] _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] _
_ [G] _ _ [C] Went to Darley's [Bb] party, it was [A] fancy dress,
_ [C] I just stuck an [Am] apple in my [G] face.
_ [C] I saw a chap who [Bb] obviously was [G] out to impress,
[C] Reckoned he'd kick a [Gm] car in [G] interstate.
He said, [D] Hi there, sir, [G] old blimey, [D] sorry I'm late,
I was [G] getting caught up [D] as a mobile flash [B] acetate.
[G] Me, [D] I got [G] bored, so [D] I went home,
I got [G] into bed, [F]
he came [C] to the conclusion, _ _ _ _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [D] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [D] There is [Dm] nothing better in life [A] than
Writing [D] on the sole of your [A] sliver with a pile [D]-up.
There is nothing [Dm] better in life than
[D] Writing on the sole [E] of your sliver [A] with a pile [D]-up.
There is nothing [Dm]
better in life [A] than
Writing [D] on the sole of your [A] sliver with a pile [D]-up.
There is nothing [Dm] better in life [E] than
Writing on the sole of your sliver with a pile-up.
Saturday night, instead of going to the pub.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [N] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [A] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ [C] My Uncle Charlie is a [A] cynical man, [C] and his wife's a touch [Dm] sceptical too.
[G] _ [C] They've got one of those stickers in the back [A] of their van, [C] it says,
We've seen the prices [Dm] at the zoo.
[G] _ [C] Well, today I knocked upon their [Gm] door and said that [A] I was passing,
[C] Charlie launched a [G] scathing attack.
_ [C] When I asked him what I'd done, he [Gm] said,
You [G] stupid bastard, [C] we live in a [Gm] coldy sack.
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [F] _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [G] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] _
_ [G] _ _ [C] Went to Darley's [Bb] party, it was [A] fancy dress,
_ [C] I just stuck an [Am] apple in my [G] face.
_ [C] I saw a chap who [Bb] obviously was [G] out to impress,
[C] Reckoned he'd kick a [Gm] car in [G] interstate.
He said, [D] Hi there, sir, [G] old blimey, [D] sorry I'm late,
I was [G] getting caught up [D] as a mobile flash [B] acetate.
[G] Me, [D] I got [G] bored, so [D] I went home,
I got [G] into bed, [F]
he came [C] to the conclusion, _ _ _ _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [D] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [D] There is [Dm] nothing better in life [A] than
Writing [D] on the sole of your [A] sliver with a pile [D]-up.
There is nothing [Dm] better in life than
[D] Writing on the sole [E] of your sliver [A] with a pile [D]-up.
There is nothing [Dm]
better in life [A] than
Writing [D] on the sole of your [A] sliver with a pile [D]-up.
There is nothing [Dm] better in life [E] than
Writing on the sole of your sliver with a pile-up.
Saturday night, instead of going to the pub.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [N] _