Chords for Hank Cochran Tells a Story About Him and George Jones
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Me and George was over at Kutcher's and drinking and Kutcher would run me out of the place
at 12 o'clock with a needle.
She had a hat pin about that long, about two inches or something.
She would say, I'm closing in ten minutes and put your booty [N] outside or I'm going to
stick this needle in it and she did.
So naturally she ran me and George out of Kutcher's and
George said, I still haven't crossed the street and you've got to tell me off.
And I said
okay.
So we went over to Lion Balls, went across the street to Lion Balls.
We walked
in and me and George is pretty well old and only he was a little ahead of me in age.
So
he was a little ahead of me and we [C] walked into Kutcher's and there's this [N] guy sitting
back there in the booth and he said, that guy's looking at me.
George, you're crazy.
I'm sorry that you're drunk and I'm drunk so shut up and let's get a cup of coffee and
leave.
He said, no, that guy's just looking at me.
I said, oh no.
So I said, well come
on let's go anyway and he said, no I'm going to go over and talk to him.
I said, uh oh.
We went over there and I'm trying to get, stop it.
I'm trying to tell the guy, hey he's
just drunk and he just, that guy hit me.
Right in the middle of the sentence where
I'm trying to, and knocked me under the table at Kutcher's.
Slid me just across the floor
and under the table.
I'm sitting there under the table looking around like a duck, you
know, thinking how did I get in here?
And then here comes Jones.
Right inside of me.
He had knocked him right, I said, what do you think now George?
Think we ought to go
now?
And he said, no, now I'm going to get out of here and kill him.
And I said, I believe
I'd wait just a little bit if I was you, but you can do what you want to.
So he said, well
I'm going to get out of here and kill him.
So he got out and under the table and it wasn't
five minutes and he was, right back under there in the same spot.
I said, now what do
you think George?
And he said, I think we ought to sit here and maybe drink a cup of
[F#] coffee under here in this nice little shaded spot.
[E] And he said, well, wait [C#] till that crazy
son of a bitch [C] leaves.
Oh George has got a lot of my stuff.
I know it.
Yeah, I know it.
Some of them didn't make the single spot, but some of them did.
You Calmer Hair was a single.
It was [A] a hit.
[D] You calmer hair [E]
[G] every morning.
[A] Sure she'd [D] hold you.
You calmer hair [G] every day.
[A] I'm calmer than a [D] cow.
[A]
at 12 o'clock with a needle.
She had a hat pin about that long, about two inches or something.
She would say, I'm closing in ten minutes and put your booty [N] outside or I'm going to
stick this needle in it and she did.
So naturally she ran me and George out of Kutcher's and
George said, I still haven't crossed the street and you've got to tell me off.
And I said
okay.
So we went over to Lion Balls, went across the street to Lion Balls.
We walked
in and me and George is pretty well old and only he was a little ahead of me in age.
So
he was a little ahead of me and we [C] walked into Kutcher's and there's this [N] guy sitting
back there in the booth and he said, that guy's looking at me.
George, you're crazy.
I'm sorry that you're drunk and I'm drunk so shut up and let's get a cup of coffee and
leave.
He said, no, that guy's just looking at me.
I said, oh no.
So I said, well come
on let's go anyway and he said, no I'm going to go over and talk to him.
I said, uh oh.
We went over there and I'm trying to get, stop it.
I'm trying to tell the guy, hey he's
just drunk and he just, that guy hit me.
Right in the middle of the sentence where
I'm trying to, and knocked me under the table at Kutcher's.
Slid me just across the floor
and under the table.
I'm sitting there under the table looking around like a duck, you
know, thinking how did I get in here?
And then here comes Jones.
Right inside of me.
He had knocked him right, I said, what do you think now George?
Think we ought to go
now?
And he said, no, now I'm going to get out of here and kill him.
And I said, I believe
I'd wait just a little bit if I was you, but you can do what you want to.
So he said, well
I'm going to get out of here and kill him.
So he got out and under the table and it wasn't
five minutes and he was, right back under there in the same spot.
I said, now what do
you think George?
And he said, I think we ought to sit here and maybe drink a cup of
[F#] coffee under here in this nice little shaded spot.
[E] And he said, well, wait [C#] till that crazy
son of a bitch [C] leaves.
Oh George has got a lot of my stuff.
I know it.
Yeah, I know it.
Some of them didn't make the single spot, but some of them did.
You Calmer Hair was a single.
It was [A] a hit.
[D] You calmer hair [E]
[G] every morning.
[A] Sure she'd [D] hold you.
You calmer hair [G] every day.
[A] I'm calmer than a [D] cow.
[A]
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Me and George was over at Kutcher's and drinking and Kutcher would run me out of the place
at 12 o'clock with a needle.
She had a hat pin about that long, about two inches or something.
_ _ She would say, I'm closing in ten minutes and put your booty [N] outside or I'm going to
stick this needle in it and she did. _ _ _ _
So naturally she ran me and George out of _ Kutcher's and
George said, I still haven't crossed the street and you've got to tell me off.
And I said
okay. _
So we went over to Lion Balls, went across the street to Lion Balls.
We walked
in and me and George is pretty well old and only he was a little ahead of me in age.
So
he was a little ahead of me _ and we [C] walked into Kutcher's and there's this [N] guy sitting
back there in the booth and he said, that guy's looking at me.
_ _ _ _ _ _ George, you're crazy.
I'm sorry that you're drunk and I'm drunk so shut up and let's get a cup of coffee and
leave.
He said, no, that guy's just looking at me.
I said, oh no.
So I said, well come
on let's go anyway and he said, no I'm going to go over and talk to him.
I said, uh oh.
_ _ We went over there and I'm trying to get, stop it. _ _
I'm trying to tell the guy, hey he's
just drunk and he just, that guy hit me.
Right in the middle of the sentence where
I'm trying to, and knocked me under the table at Kutcher's.
Slid me just across the floor
and under the table.
I'm sitting there under the table _ _ looking around like a duck, you
know, thinking how did I get in here?
And then here comes Jones.
_ Right inside of me.
He had knocked him right, I said, what do you think now George?
Think we ought to go
now?
And he said, no, now I'm going to get out of here and kill him.
And I said, I believe
I'd wait just a little bit if I was you, but you can do what you want to.
So he said, well
I'm going to get out of here and kill him.
So he got out and under the table and it wasn't
five minutes and he was, right back under there in the same spot.
I said, now what do
you think George?
And he said, I think we ought to sit here and maybe drink a cup of
[F#] coffee under here in this nice little shaded spot. _
[E] And he said, well, wait [C#] till that crazy
son of a bitch [C] leaves.
_ _ _ _ Oh George has got a lot of my stuff.
I know it.
Yeah, I know it. _ _
_ Some of them _ didn't make the single spot, but some of them did.
_ _ You Calmer Hair was a single.
_ It was [A] a hit. _ _
[D] You _ _ calmer hair [E] _
_ [G] every morning. _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ Sure she'd _ [D] hold you. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ You _ calmer hair _ [G] every _ _ _ day. _
[A] I'm calmer _ than a [D] cow. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
at 12 o'clock with a needle.
She had a hat pin about that long, about two inches or something.
_ _ She would say, I'm closing in ten minutes and put your booty [N] outside or I'm going to
stick this needle in it and she did. _ _ _ _
So naturally she ran me and George out of _ Kutcher's and
George said, I still haven't crossed the street and you've got to tell me off.
And I said
okay. _
So we went over to Lion Balls, went across the street to Lion Balls.
We walked
in and me and George is pretty well old and only he was a little ahead of me in age.
So
he was a little ahead of me _ and we [C] walked into Kutcher's and there's this [N] guy sitting
back there in the booth and he said, that guy's looking at me.
_ _ _ _ _ _ George, you're crazy.
I'm sorry that you're drunk and I'm drunk so shut up and let's get a cup of coffee and
leave.
He said, no, that guy's just looking at me.
I said, oh no.
So I said, well come
on let's go anyway and he said, no I'm going to go over and talk to him.
I said, uh oh.
_ _ We went over there and I'm trying to get, stop it. _ _
I'm trying to tell the guy, hey he's
just drunk and he just, that guy hit me.
Right in the middle of the sentence where
I'm trying to, and knocked me under the table at Kutcher's.
Slid me just across the floor
and under the table.
I'm sitting there under the table _ _ looking around like a duck, you
know, thinking how did I get in here?
And then here comes Jones.
_ Right inside of me.
He had knocked him right, I said, what do you think now George?
Think we ought to go
now?
And he said, no, now I'm going to get out of here and kill him.
And I said, I believe
I'd wait just a little bit if I was you, but you can do what you want to.
So he said, well
I'm going to get out of here and kill him.
So he got out and under the table and it wasn't
five minutes and he was, right back under there in the same spot.
I said, now what do
you think George?
And he said, I think we ought to sit here and maybe drink a cup of
[F#] coffee under here in this nice little shaded spot. _
[E] And he said, well, wait [C#] till that crazy
son of a bitch [C] leaves.
_ _ _ _ Oh George has got a lot of my stuff.
I know it.
Yeah, I know it. _ _
_ Some of them _ didn't make the single spot, but some of them did.
_ _ You Calmer Hair was a single.
_ It was [A] a hit. _ _
[D] You _ _ calmer hair [E] _
_ [G] every morning. _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ Sure she'd _ [D] hold you. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ You _ calmer hair _ [G] every _ _ _ day. _
[A] I'm calmer _ than a [D] cow. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _