Maria Chords by Harley Poe

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_ _ [D] _ [G] _ [Em] Jesus, please help Maria.
_ _ I tried holy water [C] and I tried [A] tequila.
Her skin is turning green, she's becoming [C] more obscene.
And now [A] she sticks a crucifix up her [G] [D] vagina.
Yeah, [G] Maria [C] thinks [G] it's all so funny.
All [Em] the while, I know [G] it's [D] blasphemy.
[C] She's been [D] pissing on my floor, she's [G] becoming [C] such a whore.
[G] But I [D] can't hate the bitch, [G] cause she's my honey.
[D] Yeah, but [C] if she don't turn, [G] she's gonna burn.
_ [D] Down in the flames, pal, [G] well, they'll be weeping.
[C] Cause it's a sin, [G] she let that damn thing [D] in.
And when she's sneaking out at night while the rest of us are sleeping.
[A] I've been praying all night long [Em] and I've been singing Christian songs.
Something [D] that confess [G] my love is _ [A] why.
[G] There's something in a cloak, [Em] in the dark it ain't a ghost.
It's [D] Maria trying to [G] take my [D] life.
[G] Now Maria [C] vomits [G] and she swears.
And it's creepy how [C] she comes crawling [B] downstairs.
[Dm] _ [C] Her head is [A] spinning around, she's been writhing [C] on the ground.
[G] It [D] breaks my heart, it causes many tears.
But if [C] she don't turn, _ [G] she's gonna burn.
_ [D] Down in the flames, pal, [G] well, they'll be weeping.
[C] Cause it's a sin, she [G] let that damn thing in.
[D] And when she's sneaking out at night while the rest of us are sleeping.
[Gm] I've been [Em] praying all night long and I've been singing Christian songs.
Something [A] that confess my [G] love is [F#m] why.
[G] There's something in a cloak, [Em] in the dark it ain't a ghost.
_ [A] It's Maria trying to [G] take my [D] life.
Here we [G] go!
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_ [D] _ [G] I [C] think she might be going [G] straight to hell.
_ _ [Em] Down the [C] steps my poor [G] Maria fell.
[D] _ [C] I gave that [D] girl a shove, [G] I pushed with [C] all my love.
[G] And where I hid the body I'll never tell.
[Dm] She [C] didn't turn, she's [G] gonna burn.
_ _ [D] Down in the flames, pal, well, [G] they'll be weeping.
Cause [C] it's a sin, [G] she let that damn thing in.
[D] And when she's sneaking out at night while the rest of us are sleeping.
[Em] I've been praying all night long and I've been singing Christian songs.
That poor [D] girl was once my [G] lovely [D] wife.
[G] She had no self-control, [Em] may God forgive her soul.
Cause I [D] had to take [G] Maria's [D] life.
_ [C] Cause I [D] had to take [G] Maria's life.
[C] _ _ Cause I [E] had to [D] take _ _ _ [A] _ [G] Maria's [D] life.
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