Morons, Idiots, And Assholes Chords by Harley Poe

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Morons [F] are sinking [C] this ship _ _ _ We're [Am] on our way to being [F] dead
Cause [C] there's a drop off [G] straight ahead [F] We sailed out [G] unprepared
Now [E] they expect us all to [G] float [F] These [G] morons are crashing [C] this boat
_ _ _ And idiots [F] are breeding [C] like flies _ These [Am]
kids can't cross [F] the T's
And [C] they don't care to [G] dot their I's _ [F]
Stupid people [G] think that [E] they should [Am] populate
the _ [G] earth [F] Well I hope that [G] they all [C] have _ _ stillbirths _ _ _
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_ _ _ And _ [F] assholes are running [C] this _ world _ [Am] They herd us like [F] black sheep while [C] writing
laws for [G] us to keep [F] There's more idiots [G] than assholes [E] but they'll
never _ [Am] overcome [F] Cause idiots [G] are too [C] fucking dumb
_ _ _ [G] And which word best [C] describes you if you could look deep within your soul
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Maybe you're [F] just [C] like me _ [G] A _ _ [C] moron, an idiot, or an _ asshole
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Maybe [F] you encompass [C] all three But what's [G] the difference between [F] a moron
and [C] an idiot _ _ There's [Am] no difference
[F] We're pretty [C] much the same _ Well _ [G]
that should make [F] it easier [C] to define
[E] yourself [G] _ [F] You're probably just [G] a [C] dickhead with no
brain _ _ And we're morons, [F] we're idiots, [C] and we're
_ assholes _ We've been fucking up [F] this world since [C] day
_ [G] one _ [F] The assholes call [G] it progress and [E] the idiots
just don't [G] care And [F] the morons [G] are just [C] having fun
_ [Em] _ As [F] we sink this ship [G] down in the sea [E] Well it's okay with [G] me
[F] As long as [G] we're all [C] having fun [E] _ _ [F] As long as [G] we're all [C] having fun
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As [F] long as [G] we're all _ having [C] _ fun
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