Chords for Have a Good Life, Then Die

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Sure you want to do this?
I, yes.
All right. _ _ _ _
_ Please state your name and where you're from.
My name is Jeff Daniels.
And you're from?
_ _ _ Um, the United States of America.
Uh-huh.
_ _ Jeff _ Daniels.
All right.
The last time you were here, Mr.
Daniels, you sang a song for the ladies.
I did sing a song, yes.
Would you like to begin the show tonight doing the same thing?
Okay.
I'm glad I brought my stool.
There _ you are.
Thank you.
All right.
I'll stay out your way.
Thank you.
Off you [E] go. _ _ _
Goodbye.
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _
_ This is based _ _ on a true story.
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ The light turned green, [E] I pulled ahead.
_ [A] _ [E] _ _ You crossed the street [A] and I almost killed you dead. _ _
_ [C#m] Thank God I [B] quickly hit the brakes. _
_ _ _ [Em] [F] I saved your life [E] for heaven's sake.
_ _ _ [B] Though any court of law [E] would say. _ _ _
I was not only right, [A] I had the right of way.
_ [B] You turned my sunshine into rain.
_ _ _ [E] When you lost your mind and went insane.
_ _ _ Because through my windshield I could tell. _ _ _
You [A] must have family in the depths of hell.
_ _ [G#] Your eyes were wild, your [B] teeth were bare.
_ _ _ _ [E] Anatomical references filled the air. _ _ _
And when you [A] flipped [E] me off. _ _
_ _ You brought a hardness [A] to my world of saw.
_ [C#] There's nothing I can say or [B] do.
_ _ _ To make this wrong [E] all right with you. _ _ _
So have a good life, [A] then die.
_ It _ _ _ [E] hurts so much it makes you cry.
_ [C#m] I hope it's torturous [B] and slow.
I hope you [G] know you're [A] gonna go.
Have a good [E] life, then die. _ _
_ Have a good life, then die.
[G] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] I hope it hurts so much it makes you cry.
_ [C#] I hope it's [B] torturous and slow.
I hope you know you're gonna [A] go.
Have a good life, [E] then die. _ _
[B] _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ [F#] _ _ _
[Em] _ _ _ _ [A#] _ [A] _ _ _
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