Chords for Help Me Scrape the Mucus off My Brain

_ _ _ [Am] _ [G] I guess it's something [Am] in my brain _ _ [D] _ I need whiskey [G] to ease the pain
_ _ [Em] _ But it's early [C] in the morning _ _ [D] _ and I'm feeling [G] bad again
_ _ _ _ But if you [C] ever love me _ [D] _ you'll go easy [G] on me now
_ _ [Em] _ Fix me up a [A] cup of coffee and _ in a while I'll [D] come around
_ _ I think I'll spend the [Am] dog food money _ _ [D] _ but it'll love me [G] just the same
_ _ [Em] And if you really [C] love me baby _ [D] help me scrape the mucus [G] off my brain
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_ _ _ But it's a shame when [Am] morning hurts _ _ [D] _ I've seen bad and [G] I've seen worse
_ _ [Em] _ It's the nature [C] of my being I [D] _ took some money [G] from your purse
_ _ _ And that Frenchman [C] loves to party and [A] _ I know he's [G] not to blame
_ _ [Em] But the way you're looking [A] at me baby I _ just can't help but [D] feel ashamed
_ _ _ I think I'll spend the [Am] dog food money _ _ [G] [D] but it'll love me [G] just the same
_ _ [Em] And if you really [C] love me baby _ [D] help me scrape the mucus [G] off my brain
_ _ And if you really [C] love me baby _ _ [D] help me scrape the mucus [G] off my brain _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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